SpicyMcHaggis
04-28-2003, 10:44 AM
The following is the latest edition of The Informer from WWE Magazine and should only be taken as RUMORS:
The Times That Try Men's Souls
From the forces that all creatures bind, who overcomes himself freedom finds. Could the world's No. 1 MF'er be in store for a rude awakening? Or, might he be the one calling THE SHOTS?
Two things fill my mind with ever-increasing wonder and awe. Is CHRISTOPHER NOWINSKI headed back to Harvard to pick up a tag-team partner with requisite smarts to associate with him? My sources say not so fast. He is trying to recruit a self-professed GENIUS, but this one currently resides in the RAW Locker Room...And yes, he likes to PAINT!
No man ever quite believes in any other man. Are ERIC BISCHOFF and CHIEF MORLEY friends, foes, associates or something more complex? Do they trust each other, or is one duping the other? Was that the CHIEF having dinner with STEPHANIE McMAHON the day after SMACKDOWN!?
Rise like lions after slumber, in unvanquishable number. WILLIAM REGAL never stops plotting. He's been seen spending a lot of time with CHRIS JERICHO lately, and you can be sure that they are not discussing rock 'n' roll. While the self-proffesed "King of the World" is an established rocker, Regal prefers classical tunes. So what could they be talking about? Should CHRISTIAN and LANCE STORM be worried.
Watch KANYON. Watch him very closely.
Who overcomes by force, hath overcome but half is foe. Will REY MYSTERIO outsmart them all? A title shot is in the offing, and you can be sure that plenty of MIND GAMES will be played. EDDIE and CHAVO are his friends, aren't they?
Will words collide at SUMMERSLAM?Might WWE revert the GOLD to standard? Or will the EXCHANGE rate continue to be 3:16, The I's are being dotted and the T's are being crossed at this very moment.
Can anyone decipher these?
"It's always better when served Spicy..."
The Times That Try Men's Souls
From the forces that all creatures bind, who overcomes himself freedom finds. Could the world's No. 1 MF'er be in store for a rude awakening? Or, might he be the one calling THE SHOTS?
Two things fill my mind with ever-increasing wonder and awe. Is CHRISTOPHER NOWINSKI headed back to Harvard to pick up a tag-team partner with requisite smarts to associate with him? My sources say not so fast. He is trying to recruit a self-professed GENIUS, but this one currently resides in the RAW Locker Room...And yes, he likes to PAINT!
No man ever quite believes in any other man. Are ERIC BISCHOFF and CHIEF MORLEY friends, foes, associates or something more complex? Do they trust each other, or is one duping the other? Was that the CHIEF having dinner with STEPHANIE McMAHON the day after SMACKDOWN!?
Rise like lions after slumber, in unvanquishable number. WILLIAM REGAL never stops plotting. He's been seen spending a lot of time with CHRIS JERICHO lately, and you can be sure that they are not discussing rock 'n' roll. While the self-proffesed "King of the World" is an established rocker, Regal prefers classical tunes. So what could they be talking about? Should CHRISTIAN and LANCE STORM be worried.
Watch KANYON. Watch him very closely.
Who overcomes by force, hath overcome but half is foe. Will REY MYSTERIO outsmart them all? A title shot is in the offing, and you can be sure that plenty of MIND GAMES will be played. EDDIE and CHAVO are his friends, aren't they?
Will words collide at SUMMERSLAM?Might WWE revert the GOLD to standard? Or will the EXCHANGE rate continue to be 3:16, The I's are being dotted and the T's are being crossed at this very moment.
Can anyone decipher these?
"It's always better when served Spicy..."