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cheezeemee
05-01-2003, 09:12 PM
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<A HREF="http://susie1114.com/WhosOnFirst.html">Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. The Yankee's manager gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've net the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofe'
Abbott: Goofe' Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...</A>


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Death Metal Moe
05-01-2003, 09:17 PM
Dude, just because Jeff is out in some Cali Bath House for a few doesn't mean you can come in here and post whole articles or comedy bits!

His agents are everywhere!

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Death Metal Moe
05-01-2003, 09:21 PM
Are you trying to get more people Pete Johnson's age to read the board with posts like this?

Can you post and Jack Benny radio bits next?

How about old transcripts of The Shadow?

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ADF
05-01-2003, 09:26 PM
I dunno that you need to make the whole thing a hyperlink.

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Death Metal Moe
05-01-2003, 09:28 PM
Yea, that's a waste of Hyperlink.

We only get so much you know.

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Meatball
05-01-2003, 09:52 PM
great routine - true classic. Thanks for posting it.
I sorta remember abbott saying when costello asked him 'if the team had a pitcher'
'a fine team this would be without a pitcher! '

no?

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cheezeemee
05-01-2003, 10:00 PM
great routine - true classic. Thanks for posting it.


You are so welcome and thanks appreciating it. The rest of you are dead to me! Fake ass superposters!
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Death Metal Moe
05-01-2003, 10:05 PM
Superposters? Please! I am a Big Ass Veteran!

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cheezeemee
05-01-2003, 10:09 PM
http://czm.racknine.net/wtf/ass.gif

:) you know im just kidding

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Death Metal Moe
05-01-2003, 10:12 PM
You had me at ass=.

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cheezeemee
05-01-2003, 10:15 PM
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Oh Moe! waaaaahaaaa

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Death Metal Moe
05-01-2003, 10:19 PM
Please don't post the rest of those pics in the same set where you sneak up behind the donkey.

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A.J.
05-02-2003, 03:45 AM
"Definitely an unscheduled visit."


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Def Dave in SC
05-02-2003, 09:56 AM
This is easily the wors thread EVER!!!!
The bit is funny, but why, man, WHY?

You broke so many "rules" that...its making...head...pain...can't think...


Please, someone step in and delete this thread


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El Mudo
05-02-2003, 10:01 AM
Are you trying to get more people Pete Johnson's age to read the board with posts like this?

Can you post and Jack Benny radio bits next?

How about old transcripts of The Shadow?



I'd like to hear the Make Believe Ballroom...

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SuperClerk
05-02-2003, 01:17 PM
"Definitely an unscheduled visit."



You beat me to it AJ. LOL

Uh-oh. Fart

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pennington
05-04-2003, 02:33 PM
I sorta remember abbott saying when costello asked him 'if the team had a pitcher'
'a fine team this would be without a pitcher! '

no?



They varied the bit everytime they did it, so it was never the same twice. I remember the pitcher line too.

Thank you Mr. (or Ms.) Cheeze.
Jackie Sloan
05-04-2003, 03:12 PM
Great Bit, thanks Cheez.

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