Jewel

[Fallon]

Yeah, this new look isn't going to work.

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"Rikishi must have eyes in the back of his head, and the front of his head because that would be a health issue if he didn't have eyes in the front of his head."</font>
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[A.J.]

I'll be happy to help her out of that awful outfit.

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A Skidmark production.

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 5-2-03 @ 12:05 PM

[jocefus]

debbie gibson had the same look 20 years ago... i didnt like it then and i dont like it now...

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[TheMojoPin]

I'll take "things I want to drill in Alaska" for $500, Alex...

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[TrailerTrash]

Holy 80s! All that's missing is the pink/purple eye make-up!

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[Doogie]

I'll take "things I want to drill in Alaska" for $500, Alex...

Ditto..although i liked her old, I am a "modern woman" look. Her current look crashed along with the flock of gulls

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[El Mudo]

Someone tell her Gwen Stefani already patented that look...

Boy do I sound gay....

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[The Nature Boy]

Nothing was more drillable than the first "Who will sayayeave your soul" look. They should have cloned her and made an entire county full of Jewels she was so hot.

Bon Jovi Fan Since Day ONE!

[Arienette]

Someone tell her Gwen Stefani already patented that look...this is exactly what i was going to say... maybe you are gay

gwen stefani is the only one that can pull off that whole 80s trash thing... and sometimes she even goes too far and ends up looking ridiculous. but at least it's her's. i think jewel is adorable in general. i hope she has some good pr people telling her that she looks like a dick.

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[Fallon]

i hope she has some good pr people telling her that she looks like a dick.
She just seperated from her husband. Maybe she's gonna go all crazy like Mariah did.

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[Shecky]

I'd still do her and her snaggletooth.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

She needs to go back to her classic look. Tank top with her rack bursting out and tight jeans.

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[FiveB247]

Did she break out into her version of "vacation" or "we go the beat"?

Ps...Snaggletooth...haha

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[Fallon]

Her new video is pretty hot.
http://launch.yahoo.com/artist/default.asp?artistID=1013354

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[schmega]

i think we just found out who saved her soul...
the fine folks at toyota.

she's always been a lame musician with her self-righteous music and awful poetry, but now she just looks like a whoo-uh.

[fluffernutter]

I'll be happy to help her out of that awful outfit.

Then after you're done, I'll dig in.

Sloppy seconds?

EDIT: I like the vido and the whole image thing going on. I especially like all the images of her showing mass clevage. Damn!

Wipe, Smudge, Wipe.....and clean.

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[cheezeemee]

Boy do I sound gay....

You wanna fuck?

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[FatTony]

I saw a movie where she was breast feeding this little baby. God her mammories were fantastic.

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[DrewP]

Someone tell her Gwen Stefani already patented that look...


I think Pat Benatar actually holds that patent.

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