I have been reading old posts...we're a bunch of nutjobs!

[Aggie]

When the board is slow or I have time to kill I've been reading old posts and good lord we have talked about some funny shit.

I was looking for an old post in the confessional yesterday and I started to notice an disturbing pattern.....Pissing on oneself. What's the deal?? These are some of the topics I found and I only looked at about 6 pages:

I didn't wiggle enough
What happens to PISS in the sun all week?
I think I have a bladder problem
Pissing on yourself. The TRUE EVIL!
I wizzed on myself
and the most recent, I peed on myself tonight

And these are just some topic titles I found amusing...no wonder I stay around here, I've had so many laughs on this board:

i've always wanted to be a cage dancer
I puked in the grocery store
I have no intention of procreating
Sometimes I steal tampons from work
i spit on pizzas i deliver
my bracelets are really cock rings
I have a retarded nipple!

I highly recommend looking around (for those of us who have no life) you'll have a good laugh, or at least be able to tool on someone because of what they wrote months ago.


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This message was edited by Aggie on 5-2-03 @ 5:01 PM

[my_mr_happy]

hahahaha

you are so right. just looking at the headlines kill me everytime. Especialy when you look to see the most active ones. That is even funnier to see which ones are more popular

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I have no intention of procreating


And I still don't. But I sure do like making make-believe babies!

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[Arienette]

i've always wanted to be a cage dancer
my bracelets are really cock ringsyay, i got two on the list.. i think i should get some kind of biggest nutjob prize.

at least i've never peed on myself.

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[hyperspace]

ooohhh you left out a bunch of stuff!!!

[Jennitalia]

I have a retarded nipple!


and damn proud of it, too!

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[IrishAlkey]

But I sure do like making make-believe babies!

I call them Sea Alkey's.

I watch them float in the toilet after Silera goes to the bathroom.

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[Aggie]

I think we need to add Alkey's new post about his dick not being long enough to the 'Piss War Stories' list. You're a very special group of people....all bonded by pee.

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[SuperClerk]

Damn, I miss Jim Norton.

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[guttersnipe]

You're a very special group of people....all
bonded by pee.

I'm the specialist. ;)

~guttersnipe
or as Fez calls me, "whizlapper"


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I watch them float in the toilet after Silera goes to the bathroom.



Ahh, yes, the ol' "burial at sea!"

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 5-6-03 @ 3:00 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

I remember some of those Piss topics. They were MINE!

It's like watching your child all grown up and on their own.

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[hyperspace]

Aggie your right!! i just read "more posts by hyperspace" i seriously need to get out more and get laid!