San Fransisco to hold 'Masturbate-a-thon'

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=2&u=/nm/20030505/od_nm/odd_masturbation_dc

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Limbaugh talked about this today.

What a pack of retards.


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[schmega]

lets have a shit-a-thon, while we're at it.

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the shocking thing here is that they have done this 5 times before

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Remember the key factor here...HIPPIE CHICKS...

There are a couple of hot hippie chicks.

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Hippie Chicks stink of Potoulli and BO. Arabs just stink like
BO. I'd take the hippie chicks.


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[DarkHippie]

i kinda like this. the participants get their jollys, and its a charity event. Its not like there's anything wrong with masturbating, and its not like there were kids there.

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[mikeyboy]

There are a couple of hot hippie chicks.


The only one I can think of is Michelle Phillips, and she's a little long in the tooth now.

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[The Jays]

First off, how exactly do you masturbate for charity? Is it like a walk-a-thon, where, instead of have a sponsor pay for every lap you do, they give a certain amount everytime you rub one out? Do they have clerks judging what qualifies as an orgasm? And how do they judge the chicks, cuz you know they are gonna be faking it a couple times to get those donations up.

Second, this quote

"This is an effort to counter centuries of censure, to make masturbation more fun and to make it more accessible,"


More accessible? It's not like we have chastity belts on; access to masturbation is pretty cut and dry. Drop your shorts, take hand or mechanical device and stimulate area of genitals or whatever other area gets your rocks off. It's not like healthcare or a library, it's masturbation. Where's the denial of access to your pants?

Third, centuries of censure? Is this because we don't approve of people beating off in public? Because we prefer to keep things that should be private private? Why the urge to masturbate amongst groups of people? If you wanna jerk off with a group of friends, hey, go ahead and get together and go one of your houses. It can be like a Tupperware party, except without the Tupperware and with more orgasmic delight than one gets from selling bowls of plastic.
But masturbation to raise money? Who's the creative genius behind this? OO , SHOCK VALUE, LET'S MASTURBATE FOR DOLLARS!!! There are people out there who feel that masturbation is wrong, and others who feel it is ok, but in the privacy of the home, and then the other who want to whip it out on the subway and leave a gift on the seats. And you thought it was bad when just a lil water was on the seats.

Why can't we just leave certain things for private? Why make everything a fucking public spectacle?

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Do people train for this event?

Is there an AIDS section? (I wouldn't want some gay guy slinging sperm my way. They might hit an open wound or even worse; my mouth might be open.)

$$$ You could literally clean up by selling baby wipes on the street corner $$$

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Hippie Chicks stink of Potoulli and BO


Get your Petoulli stink OUTTA my store!

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[CaptClown]

Liar.

It's mathmetically impossible for their not to be at least one or two hot hippie chicks. Besides I have hooked up with both of them.

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fuck and i just left too...

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maybe it hasn't always been earthquakes making them richter scales jump...

i heard the guy who raised the most money was named Harry Palms...

now that's just silly...

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[LiquidCourage]

There are a couple of hot hippie chicks.



Bullshit!


And DarkHippie, am I surprised!?

[Tall_James]

There are a couple of hot hippie chicks.

Here's one right now...

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You've got to have a lot of balls to pull off a crazy scheme like this.

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[FUNKMAN]

i heard some of the organizers got fired...

they got caught drinking on the job...

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Here's one right now...


That's a strung our Dave Mustaine and you KNOW IT Tall James!

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[Tall_James]

That's a strung our Dave Mustaine and you KNOW IT Tall James!

Sorry Moe. It's the hippie "Neil" from the classic UK sitcom "The Young Ones".

But, thanks for playing the game. We have some lovely parting gifts including Turkey Bacon and that CD where Pat Boone sings Heavy Metal. In other words...

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