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Heavy
05-08-2003, 10:32 AM
This Natalie Morales on MSNBC is pretty hot. And I cant forget the blond on Fox news i see on Sunday mornings.

They used to all look like Barbera Walters but in recents times alot more 20-something hotties have delivered my news to me on a daily basis.

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furie
05-08-2003, 10:38 AM
Well since E! is entertainment news , then i'd have to say:
Jules Asner
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StupidGirlllll
05-08-2003, 10:40 AM
Hey What About Ashley Banfield?

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Wormwood
05-08-2003, 10:47 AM
Diane MacInerney, Fox 5 New York

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JiZ
05-08-2003, 10:49 AM
Julie Banderas

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Heavy
05-08-2003, 10:49 AM
Hey What About Ashley Banfield?



Oh yea, I like her. I thought she did great in Afganistan and I'm shocked shes not in some daily capacity.

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A.J.
05-08-2003, 10:50 AM
Rudi Bakhtiar:

http://www.theticket.com/girlontv/rudi_bakhtiar.jpg

Giselle Fernandez:

http://www.coolthing.com/floatingdiamonds/fdimages/gf.jpg

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Fallon
05-08-2003, 11:08 AM
Laurie Dhue from FNC
http://www.wvah.com/programs/thepulse/lauriedhue.jpg

Catherine Herridge
http://www.wvah.com/programs/thepulse/catherineherridge.jpg

Robin Meade
http://www.featheredback.com/robinmeade/rm021101.jpg

Soledad O'Brien
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Fallon
05-08-2003, 11:17 AM
From Boston:

Maria Stephanos
http://164.109.57.252/dynamic/images/stories/personalities/maria.jpg

Bianca de la Garza
http://164.109.57.252/dynamic/images/stories/personalities/bianca.jpg

Jodi Applegate
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Naamua Delaney
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Heavy
05-08-2003, 11:28 AM
Fallon many of those chicks arent really hot.

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Fallon
05-08-2003, 11:32 AM
Wadd I blame the photos. All sucky, but I like to put faces with names.

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cheezeemee
05-08-2003, 11:40 AM
Fallon many of those chicks arent really hot.



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HBox
05-08-2003, 12:28 PM
You got to hand it to Fox, they find the most bangable news chicks.

A.J.
05-08-2003, 12:31 PM
Bianca de la Garza

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Reephdweller
05-08-2003, 03:15 PM
If Entertainment Tonight is news than Maria Menounos is the hottest friggin' thing around....

http://www.etonline.com/aboutET/Images/Talent/mmenounos.jpg

I also like Guiliana on E! News Live

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/On/People/Images/giuliana.jpg

as for real news reporting I like the FOX chicks, Laurie Deu, Kiran Chetry, and I'd definitely put it in Edy from Fox and Friends.

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Fallon
05-08-2003, 03:31 PM
Rachel Perry, this hot canadian does VH1 news.

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Reephdweller
05-08-2003, 03:50 PM
Rachel Perry, this hot canadian does VH1 news.


damn, i was trying to remember this chicks name...yes without a doubt she is the hottest in my book...and my pants!

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Death Metal Moe
05-08-2003, 03:57 PM
Jennifer Eccelston!

I CANNOT FIND a picture of her on Google!

But she's a young, petite, blond reporter on the FOX News channel.

OH MY GOD! This sweet little thing was reporting from BAGHDAD like 3 days after we liberated it! I just wanted to reach into the TV and protect her! Those filthy Arabs would EAT HER ALIVE!

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schmega
05-08-2003, 03:58 PM
fallon, she looks old and used up in that pic. she was MUCH HOTTER on muchmusic when she was blond and younger-looking. now she looks like she's aged 20 years and smoked 2 packs a day in that time.

most poundable? all the news whores on telemundo and noticias.

Steels
05-08-2003, 04:12 PM
Julia Banderas without a doubt! I even put her ahead of the pinay honey on eyewitness news!

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Se7en
05-08-2003, 04:40 PM
There's some Asian chick that does CNN news (or is that CNN 2?) late at night. She does it for me.

And I've seen this black chick on Fox on the weekends. Dari Alexander? I want to think that's her name. Yeah, I'd like me some of that fine nubian honeypot.

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Immigration Dude
05-08-2003, 04:47 PM
How about any of those Supermodel chicks that do the sports report on RAI (Italian news). Anyone else know what I mean? I'd sit there and watch the whole newscast. Who knew what the hell they were saying but they sure beat the hell outta the she-males they got on ESPN. And yeah that chick on VH1 news is hot. She had a show on Metro too right, some sorta music thing in the afternoon.

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WRESTLINGFAN
05-08-2003, 05:17 PM
Julie Banderas FOX 5
Lisa Evers also Fox 5
Soledad Obrien MSNBC
Paula Zahn CNN
Cindy Hsu CBS 2 New York

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

DJEvelEd
05-08-2003, 05:24 PM
Jennifer Eccelston!


I would totally bear her children. I'd post a pic but I have issues...

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Tall_James
05-08-2003, 05:27 PM
Helen Thomas

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Heavy
05-19-2003, 03:24 AM
And I cant forget the blond on Fox news i see on Sunday mornings.


OK apparently its weekday mornings and here she is:
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yTDKRcvLsScC:www.baldrus.com/images/ed.jpg

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

Heavy
05-19-2003, 03:34 AM
ON tv she E.D Hill but better known as e.d donahey

http://members.tripod.co.uk/McCormick/ed002.JPG










































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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.http://members.tripod.co.uk/McCormick/ed003.JPG

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East Side Dave
05-19-2003, 05:42 AM
Sue Simmons.


What?

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TheMojoPin
05-19-2003, 08:00 AM
I demand a thread where johnee shares with us who or what he WOULDN'T "bang", because at this point the answer seems like "not a damn thang, chicken wang."

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East Side Dave
05-19-2003, 08:13 AM
I don't think Johnee would bang Hitler. I watched that special on CBS last night, and it turns out that he wasn't a nice guy.

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TheMojoPin
05-19-2003, 08:19 AM
Yeah, but you KNOW he's tag Eva Braun without even a second thought.

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Heavy
05-19-2003, 08:23 AM
I have a thread like that Mojo. Its called "Why Cant These chicks Get Breast Cancer" Its about overated chicks that i hate.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

Heavy
05-19-2003, 08:28 AM
Here, shithead: http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?topic=16972&forum=52&messageid=310005

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

TheMojoPin
05-19-2003, 09:44 AM
Thanks, Dinglechunk.

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DJEvelEd
05-19-2003, 10:01 AM
Laurie Dhue looks like she finally hit the wall. She is reporting today in Afula, Israel and she looks like she was the suicide bomber.

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