Who uses KY jelly and wat exaclty for???

[Robyblaze]

Just out of curiouscity, whats so good about the new line of products I saw in the supermarket last nite? I thought it was for anal probitions?? Whats the deal folks?

[StupidGirlllll]

I never had to use. I am self-lubricated, but rumor has it some people use it for S-E-X. Also I heard it is really recommended in the gay community.

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[Heavy]

Who uses KY jelly and wat exaclty for


The ol lady would need it during marathon sessions and whnever I entered that ass. I think yure asking about the new stuff that heats up or something. never used it yet

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[FatTony]

See sometimes it isn't so easy for a girls anus to be penetrated. Whether she wants it or not. You sometimes have ot make it a bit easier for her.

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[reeshy]

I use it on my guns in between uses.

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[Def Dave in SC]

It got rid of the squeek in my door

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[Death Metal Moe]

It's used to erase shock posts.

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[DarkHippie]

It's a tooth whitener and loafer lightener.

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[IrishAlkey]

Tenbats puts it on his sandwiches.

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[walking joint]

what do you put with the peanut butter on your sandwich?

[hyperspace]

i do, to shove broom handles up my ass so i can sweep the floor while i'm walking.

[IrishAlkey]

i do, to shove broom handles up my ass so i can sweep the floor while i'm walking.


I do that with my dick.

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[ADF]

I do that with my dick.


You shove a broom up your dick?

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[Arienette]

I do that with my dick.

You shove a broom up your dick?
i think he meant that he shoves it up hyperspace's ass. alkey, clarification?

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[HordeKing1]

Just on the off chance that someone does not know the purpose/use of KY Jelly, it's a sexual lubricant. It can ease the pain of anal sex, but it is not marketed for that purpose.

It is primarily used by post menopausal women to supplement the normal vaginal secretions produced during sexual arousal. (This is a normal function of aging).

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[IrishAlkey]

I will not clarify.

I'll let your imaginations run wild.

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[Shecky]

I can't believe they're selling KY at the supermarket.

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[DarkHippie]

I can't believe they're selling KY at the supermarket
Where else would you sell it?

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[FUNKMAN]

Where else would you sell it?



at K Mart in row Y... ?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It's also used on the speculum during gyno exams.

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[HordeKing1]

...and during sonograms and other medical procedures aswell

It's primary (marketed) use is as a sexual lubricant.

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[Bob Impact]

The Mrs. and I use it occasionally to ease entrance to both doors. It's good stuff.

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[JustJon]

Where else would you sell it?
Kentucky

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[HAMMERHEAD]

Butt-Sex baby, now they have warming K-Y mmmmm warmth!!!!!!!!



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[FUNKMAN]

whatever happened to good plain o'l Olive Oil...

you can make love and then mix a nice salad...

ewww, that's just wrong

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[hyperspace]

Ari, come on I'm not that submissive!!! i just like a clean floor ya know what i mean??

[Def Dave in SC]

i just like a clean floor ya know what i mean??


I think so
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[more cowbells]

I usually use it to slip into my shit-kickin' boots before I go steppin' out on a Saturday night.

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[SatCam]

What about some WD40!

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[LiquidCourage]

I never understood the whole lube part to jackin off. I'm just fine the way I am.

[SatCam]

I use whatever's around. (It's usually saliva)

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[Arienette]

beware of the "warming" variety. their idea of warming is more like dousing your vagina with hydrochloric acid.

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[HordeKing1]

ARI - Some women are even sensitive to oral sex after their partner has a cinamon altoid!

I've not heard of anyone having a similar problem with the original flavor.

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[TooCute]

This will sound bad but I use it to lubricate the wheel on my hamsters' cage.

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[Heavy]

You have hampsters? And lube? Hot

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Batch

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[HordeKing1]

I seem to remember a thread devoted entirely to felching. This seems to be heading in that direction.

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