Typing Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare

[furie]

<a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030509/ap_on_fe_st/britain_monkey_authors_3" target="_blank"> LONDON - Give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, the theory goes, and they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.
Give six monkeys one computer for a month, and they will make a mess. </a>

Still, they didn't use an infinite number of monkeys or give them infinite time.



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This message was edited by furie on 5-9-03 @ 2:47 PM

[Def Dave in SC]

Thats nt even close to the hypothetical statement. Their experiment or art or whatever really sucked big time ass. I totally hate performance art of ever kind.


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This message was edited by Def Dave in DC on 5-9-03 @ 2:55 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard," added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies.




I've gone through more keyboards that way!

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[Tall_James]

I've gone through more keyboards that way!

LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!!!!

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[Aggie]

I also hate british guys
Kick his ass RICH!

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[HBox]

Personal note: Never donate money to Plymouth University. They research nothing.

[HordeKing1]

"They pressed a lot of S's," researcher Mike Phillips said Friday. "Obviously, English isn't their first language."

Well then that explains it. These were FOREIGN monkeys!

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[nickeye]

Coming soon, from the typing monkeys: <u>King Kong Lear</u>.

On a related note, Michael Jackson's monkey, Bubbles, was also given a typewriter, but only managed to produce the cryptic message helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme...

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[Captain Rooster]

Ironically they were able to reproduce every speech Clinton ever gave. Amazing.....they must have been Bonobo chimps.



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[TheMojoPin]

Ironically they were able to reproduce every speech Clinton ever gave.

"Ladies and gentleapes...please rise for Senator Dale Bumpers!!!"

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