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Heavy
05-09-2003, 11:27 AM
Our newest member is none other than the great Harry Elvis. Welcome sir.

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

reeshy
05-09-2003, 11:44 AM
Welcome to the person who calls himself Harry Elvis-How do we know that this is the real Harry? I used to sign in as Genghis Khan and nobody believed me!!!!!!

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furie
05-09-2003, 11:49 AM
Welcome either way

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Aggie
05-09-2003, 11:50 AM
Where's our welcoming committe?? Somebody get that man some rice pudding!

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AngelAmy
05-09-2003, 11:53 AM
:walks in with half eaten rice pudding:

welcome harry


sorry i got hungry

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StupidGirlllll
05-09-2003, 11:53 AM
Welcome Cigar Sid I love u!

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grlNIN
05-09-2003, 12:17 PM
I don't like rice pudding, this party sucks.....I'm leaving.

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Tall_James
05-09-2003, 12:23 PM
RAISINS? Who put raisins in the rice pudding? What...they're not raisins? Then what are they?

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RageCage
05-09-2003, 01:01 PM
Welcome hack.


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DrewP
05-09-2003, 01:05 PM
Welcome Harry-Elvis

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Now we have NOTHING!!!

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JerseyRich
05-09-2003, 02:06 PM
It is the real Harry Elvis.

Welcome him with open arms and clenched buttcheeks.

Enjoy his sig as well.

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reeshy
05-09-2003, 02:22 PM
Yea, and I suppose you're the Real Jersey Rich?

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ADF
05-09-2003, 02:27 PM
He's no Dumpy LePresto.

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Arienette
05-09-2003, 04:01 PM
after hearing all about harry elvis on the show for so long, i was really surprised at how cute he really was when i saw him in person.

welcome.

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schmega
05-09-2003, 04:08 PM
cue the crickets.

does this mean r&f will be reading the contents of his posts on the air?

SatCam
05-09-2003, 04:53 PM
What if the guest of honor doesnt show up to his welcome party?

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Def Dave in SC
05-09-2003, 06:26 PM
Then you all will ahve wasted your :snicker: precious :snicker: time...Bwahahahahahahahaha

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ThePointer
05-09-2003, 08:55 PM
Welcome to the new stand up comic genius. You will get so much fodder that your act will now last 2 hours and rice pudding for all the audience

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

RF Godfather
05-10-2003, 02:56 AM
I prefer legroom comedy... anyWHO welcome aboard to this extended Ron and Fez family.

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Harry Elvis
05-10-2003, 12:14 PM
Thanks everyone. Much props to Jersey Rich by the way, for the kick-ass sig pic.

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Harry Elvis, "A total arrogant dick, seriously"
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SatCam
05-10-2003, 03:28 PM
say somthing funny

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kc7586
05-10-2003, 03:59 PM
hi ::waves::

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Heavy
05-10-2003, 04:31 PM
say somthing funny


yea, make us laugh

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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HordeKing1
05-10-2003, 06:01 PM
Welcome Harry.

Enjoy a bowl of pudding on the house.

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swiss miss
05-11-2003, 02:24 PM
Welcome my love......

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Death Metal Moe
05-11-2003, 05:07 PM
http://unhallowed.com/sigs/H.E..jpg

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East Side Dave
05-11-2003, 06:44 PM
Welcome Harry......but I warn you that they might not let you leave. This place is like Sesame Street if it was taken over by Branch Davidians and- shit, here they come! Run, Harry, run!

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DC Reed
05-12-2003, 09:32 AM
run harry, run far away. Dont get sucked into this, you have a future! Save yourself while you still can!

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mikeyboy
05-12-2003, 09:50 AM
...and for God's sake, whatever you do, don't go in the Wrestling forum.

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HordeKing1
05-12-2003, 10:27 AM
We have a wrestling forum?


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TheMojoPin
05-12-2003, 10:42 AM
What's a "truck"?

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