Strip Clubs

[Disúgrunútled]

What I want to know is why do people go to these clubs if they are in a relationship? I attended a bachelorette party this weekend at a strip club. There were a few bride to be's there and they were all over the guys. I thought you get married because you found the perfect mate.

I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[reeshy]

Hey, on my very first date with my wife, after dinner I asked her what she wanted to do next. There was this so-called high-class strip club that just opened up in the neighborhood. She said that she wanted to go and see what the whole thing was all about. We had a blast and then went home and I had a blast!!!

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[LiquidCourage]

Strip clubs in Canada are ten times better than American strip clubs. It gets out of hand up there. Just ask about the $2 coin trick.....

[Disúgrunútled]

OK you reeled me in. What is the $2 coin trick?

I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[Arienette]

i'm not really into strip clubs, so i'm just guessing here. i would think that, even if you've found the person you want to be with, that doenst stop you from finding other people attractive, and it can just be a fun little experience. i think it's silly, but basically harmless.

i'm going to have to go to a stip club for my sister's bachelorette party this summer... and i've been thinking the same thing you were. i really have no desire to see any man naked other than my boyfriend. and i certainly wouldnt want to go to one of these places and be touching other guys.

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[hyperspace]

i have gone a few times the funny part is watching my friends drop $250.00 and think the girl really likes them and they have a shot!!!

[FatTony]

Most of the females I know that have actually gone to Bachelotte parties end up giving hummers to the dancers as well as the bride giving them. All I can say is have a nice marriage buddy

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[Aggie]

Most of the females I know that have actually gone to Bachelotte parties end up giving hummers to the dancers as well as the bride giving them

Wow, you're friends with some skanky females. And apparently skanks who like giving hummers to gay guys because most male strippers are.

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[FatTony]

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Most of the females I know that have actually gone to Bachelotte parties end up giving hummers to the dancers as well as the bride giving them



Wow, you're friends with some skanky females. And apparently skanks who like giving hummers to gay guys because most male strippers are.


hey hey I never said my friends weren't skanks.

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[TheGameHHH]

Most of the females I know that have actually gone to Bachelotte parties end up giving hummers to the dancers as well as the bride giving them.
classy broads

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[Death Metal Moe]

Never been in one and don't plan to go. They OOZE sleaze.

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[HordeKing1]

I've never been to a strip club. I don't find them "wrong" or "sleazy," I just have no desire to go.

If you're looking for a relationship, you won't find it there.

If you're looking for quick annonymous sex, you won't find it either, although I understand that the mine shaft used to offer just that....

Sexual needs, fantasies and desires ideally can be fulfilled by your partner. For everything else, internet pornography is a LOT cheaper.





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[hyperspace]

well put porno or...www.nutsuite.com

[Tall_James]

Strip clubs in Canada are ten times better than American strip clubs. It gets out of hand up there. Just ask about the $2 coin trick.....

OK you reeled me in. What is the $2 coin trick?


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[snatchicakes]

i'm a chick and i love strip clubs, but only the ones filled with soft naked women and clothed lonely business men and/or other drunken clothed men. I just don't dig the male strippers. It does nothing for me, but girls...well they get those cute little outfits and they strut around acting as if they really like you...for some reason that is great. Hell where else can you get a pair of titties shaken in your face for a dollar? no where. I know i can't go home with them...cause well deep down inside they hate me, but for 100 pennies they will tease the hell out of me over and over and over...that is more than enough satisfaction for this girl.
oh and guys...the reason most girl strippers won't go home with you is because most of them are lesbians, and well you are ill-equiped. You might have the right mind, but all the wrong parts.
ga-wah

This message was edited by snatchicakes on 5-16-03 @ 12:13 AM

[guttersnipe]

First time I saw the coin trick (the one I sw was more
than $2 tho) was in my own house. I lived in a group
house after graduating from college. There was me, my
two gay droogies, and the one straight guy. The
straight guy held a bachelor party for his brother in our
house. To this day I don't know why we said ok to
that. My droogies and I hid upstairs for most of the
party.

I ventured downstairs at one point out of severe
curiosity. I was down there long enough to see the
coin trick but then the attendees started giving me
a little too much attention, so I ran back upstairs.

Fast forward about a decade and I was doing the same
trick at a bachelor party. Thank you to those girls,
whoever you are, for teaching me a skill I was able to
use in one of my odder jobs.

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[Disúgrunútled]

Someone please tell me what the coin trick is. Curiosity is killing me.

I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[HordeKing1]

picking up a coin balaced on it's edge, with the vagina.

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[guttersnipe]

Well, the trick I know is picking up a stack of
quarters, not laying on their sides, but stacked up like
they would be in a roll. And then "spitting" them out,
one by one, if you're good at it.

Practice those kegels, girls!

~guttersnipe



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[Disúgrunútled]

How classless yet strangely facinating.

I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[Reephdweller]

Well, the trick I know is picking up a stack of
quarters, not laying on their sides, but stacked up like
they would be in a roll. And then "spitting" them out,
one by one, if you're good at it.


Now I gotta see this trick!!

I've been to a few strip club, gotten the lap dances, it's okay. More for entertainment than anything else. I haven't been to one in about two years, but even then it was more for entertainment. If you're going there to get off or try and replace the feelings of lost love than you're wasting your time.

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[Wormwood]

They OOZE sleaze
Yeah, arent they great.

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[Arienette]

do you sanitize the coins before doing the coin trick? it sounds kind of dirty.

all of this talk reminds me of the lollipop trick, as seen in the movie "center of the world", and countless strip clubs, i'm sure. the chick inserts the lollipop in her vagina, and then a lucky patron gets the privilege of sticking said lollipop in his mouth. now that's classy.

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[Reephdweller]

do you sanitize the coins before doing the coin trick? it sounds kind of dirty.




i was wondering the same thing.

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[phixion]

oh and guys...the reason most girl strippers won't go home with you is because most of them are lesbians, and well you are ill-equiped. You might have the right mind, but all the wrong parts.


hey most ppl have tongues....

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[Arienette]

hey most ppl have tongues...

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[guttersnipe]

do you sanitize the coins before doing the coin
trick?

Of course. You might be surprised how many sex
workers aren't idiots.

it sounds kind of dirty.

It's supposed to be. ; )
But dirty in a naughty way, not an unclean way.

all of this talk reminds me of the lollipop trick, as
seen in the movie "center of the world", and countless
strip clubs, i'm sure. the chick inserts the lollipop in her
vagina, and then a lucky patron gets the privilege of
sticking said lollipop in his mouth. now that's classy.


Ah, now that's an excellent way to get a yeast
infection. Never put anything sugary inside your
vagina.

Love the Quills reference, Arienette. :)

~guttersnipe


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[HordeKing1]

Forget the coin trick. Ever see the ping pong ball trick?

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[guttersnipe]

I saw the ping pong ball trick in one of my favorite movies (that I quoted twice in the recently revived Movie Quotes thread), The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. I never tried that one, though. Maybe I'll drop by Sports Authority next week...
; )

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[IrishAlkey]

I understand that the mine shaft used to offer just that....

That's what Hitler used to call his dick.

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So THAT'S why my quarters smell just as funny as my dollar bills do...

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[Arienette]

I understand that the mine shaft used to offer just that....

That's what Hitler used to call his dick.alkey should really win a blow job for that.

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[IrishAlkey]

Please say you're giving me my prize.

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[Johnny Fontane]

What sucks about strip clubs is that feeling that at any moment you might get ripped off. And being robbed when your testosterone level is high and you're drunk is just a bad combination.

Of course Howard Stern loves the strip clubs and, in my estimation, is most responsible for the Gentlemen's Clubs you see today. Of course Howard loves them, they treat him like a king, and even though he has money to burn, I'm sure he gets freebies galore.

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[torker]

Hoo Hoo add Gentlemen's Clubs to the list...
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[Iamnotatool]

Torker you bastard, beat me to it.


Alkey did deserve a blowjob for that MINE SHAFT comment, good shit.

Ain't no titty bar like a South Florida titty bar cause a NY titty bar ain't shit.

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[torker]

Hoo Hoo...those aren't strippers, those are my daughters!
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[Iamnotatool]

I'd hit it!!!!!!!!!



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[WNEWstinks]

I'm going to a strip club this friday. I'm bring $200. I'll most likely spend less, but ya never know. I'm very cheep and devide my money in my head before I go...

$15 to get in.
$60 for 2 lap dances from a black stripper.
$60 for 2 more random lap dances.
the rest are all dollar bills.

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

[TheMojoPin]

I'm very cheep and devide my money in my head before I go...

Given all the space up there, probably literally.

Hey, beats your usual fanny pack, right?

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[Johnny Fontane]

$60 for 2 lap dances from a black stripper.
$60 for 2 more random lap dances.



Wait - please, I hope this is a mistake - lap dances are now $30.00?!

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[FUNKMAN]

if i wanted my fingers to stink i would scratch my ass

not worth the money

legalize prostitution and everyone would be better off

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[keithy_19]

legalize prostitution and everyone would be better off


There's always Vegas.

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[FUNKMAN]

There's always Vegas


yeah, and what corner does she hang out on?

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[bigbaldirish]

$60 for 2 lap dances from a black stripper.
$60 for 2 more random lap dances.



Wait - please, I hope this is a mistake - lap dances are now $30.00?!



absolutely, unless you go to one of the nasty places. then it's 20.

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[torker]

Are we talkin nude or topless?
I gave up on topless years ago.

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[WNEWstinks]

they start out in flashy dresses and take that off, down to a bra and g-string, then off comes the braw!!!

Does life get any better?? I submit it can not.

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[FUNKMAN]

Does life get any better?? I submit it can not


actually getting laid can be a good thing as well!


try it, you'll like it!

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[Johnny Fontane]

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$60 for 2 lap dances from a black stripper.
$60 for 2 more random lap dances.




Wait - please, I hope this is a mistake - lap dances are now $30.00?!





absolutely, unless you go to one of the nasty places. then it's 20.





Damn, I guess they caught up to the same concept that MLB, NFL, NBA, and NHL figured out so long ago - that men will pay anything for something they like. It must be strange, shuffling through your wallet for a 20 & a 10 - or handing over $40 and waiting for your $10 change. But I guess that's rare, because who the hell gets 1 dance and says "OK, thank you very much."

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[hurlmon]

But I guess that's rare, because who the hell gets 1 dance and says "OK, thank you very much."



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[WNEWstinks]

But I guess that's rare, because who the hell gets 1 dance and says "OK, thank you very much."



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I remember when Al was talking about going to a strip club with his friend and when they jized in their pants they would look at eachother and then leave the club...Over 2 years and I remember the story to a t...I'm getting old!!

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

[bigbaldirish]

QUOTE

QUOTE

$60 for 2 lap dances from a black stripper.
$60 for 2 more random lap dances.




Wait - please, I hope this is a mistake - lap dances are now $30.00?!





absolutely, unless you go to one of the nasty places. then it's 20.





Damn, I guess they caught up to the same concept that MLB, NFL, NBA, and NHL figured out so long ago - that men will pay anything for something they like. It must be strange, shuffling through your wallet for a 20 & a 10 - or handing over $40 and waiting for your $10 change. But I guess that's rare, because who the hell gets 1 dance and says "OK, thank you very much."



worse yet sometimes they want a tip for the 3 minute song.... but i pay... like an ass... again.

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I have to agree. My brother is having strippers at his bachleors party and I am thinking what the hell. I guess I am kinda old fashioned.

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[hurlmon]

I remember when Al was talking about going to a strip club with his friend and when they jized in their pants they would look at eachother and then leave the club...Over 2 years and I remember the story to a t...I'm getting old!!



And he thought it was normal.
That story is burned into my mind.



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