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Death Metal Moe
05-13-2003, 08:49 PM
Now he would NEVER tell you all this, but Rich is a man with a beard, and a burning passion to photograph young, supple ladies in the buff.

Now I've surfed/batched on his site before, and it is indeed beautiful. I especially like the shiny stuff.

But I, Death Metal Moe as self appointed busy body for Rich am calling on all of you fine, foxy ladies to volunteer your services and let him photograph your big, American breasts.

As compensation, you get a free autographed headshot of Rich telling you you're dead to him, and an uncomfortabley long hug while you're nude from me.

::ahhh. now we sit back and wait for the Niagra Falls of responses to come in!::

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JerseyRich
05-13-2003, 09:09 PM
Moe.

One year's supply of bacon for you.

And why keep it segregated...I am open to all nationalities and races of breasts.

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 5-14-03 @ 1:16 AM

Death Metal Moe
05-13-2003, 09:17 PM
Well, let's put it this way. If you're all American, you get a tasteful photo shoot with air brushing and gauze on the lense.

If you're say......A FRENCH WHORE.....you get harsh, florescent lighting and we use the zoom lense on you clam.

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Death Metal Moe
05-13-2003, 09:19 PM
Oh, and rest assured that Rich is a COMPLETE Professional!

He NEVER does coke on the set before noon! And he always offers his models a moist towelette after he pops his cork across your chest.

What a Guy. If I was a few years younger and had a vagina......I'd look like this:

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Dewey
05-13-2003, 09:27 PM
You can take a picture of my breasts, Rich. I might even give you a tf, if you buy me dinner or something.

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Death Metal Moe
05-13-2003, 09:31 PM
LADIES!!

NO BREASTICLES ALLOWED!

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Death Metal Moe
05-13-2003, 10:18 PM
GODDAMN IT! WHERE ARE ALL THE FOXY LADIES?!?!?!

You better be getting you Beauty Sleep! I want to be scheduling photo shoots by 9 am!!!

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Gvac
05-14-2003, 02:49 AM
Why in the world would our resident photographer extraordinaire need to photograph nude women when he already has the sexiest man on the planet on his website? http://www.richstillwell.com/Gallery6.htm

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TooCute
05-14-2003, 05:21 AM
Moe, I'm disappointed in you.
This shock post wasn't even funny.

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Reephdweller
05-14-2003, 07:32 AM
Moe, I'm disappointed in you.
This shock post wasn't even funny.


If only we had a nickle for every time someone gave this response to a Moe post, we'd be swimmin' in $$$

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Heavy
05-14-2003, 08:06 AM
he already has the sexiest man on the planet on his website?

Does anybodyelse feel uncomfortable about the way Gvac talks about Mark Mark Walberg?

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reeshy
05-14-2003, 09:30 AM
Isn't that the cowboy dude from the Village People? You know, the one that squeaks when he walks!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 5-14-03 @ 1:32 PM

SatCam
05-14-2003, 11:33 AM
I think I can get off to this pic!

http://www.richstillwell.com/Mebathroomflat.jpg

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FMJeff
05-14-2003, 01:58 PM
::ahhh. now we sit back and wait for the Niagra Falls of responses to come in!::


this post went over the cliff in a barrel...

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Death Metal Moe
05-14-2003, 05:59 PM
This is a QUALITY POST! IT's no SHOCK post! It did NOT take the plunge over the falls! It is GOLDEN!

Calling all FOXY LADIES! We want you..........

That is all.

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