Shocking News

[HBox]

This shocking news may rattle the very foundation of life and democracy as we know it:http://www.msnbc.com/news/915027.asp?0cv=CB20

I didn't see this coming, and I am shocked, appalled, and outraged. And saddened.

[Def Dave in SC]

It looks like a story you'd find in the Onion.

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[HBox]

Politicians need to be more honest about lying


Speechless.............

[Heavy]

Shoking is right. This study will change life as we know it.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[TheMojoPin]

In the meantime, "FISH NEED WATER TO SURVIVE!!! FILM AT 11!!!"

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[SatCam]

What you say? Dogs need <b>FOOD</b> to live? It's an outrage!

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[Heavy]

Kennedys been shot!!! Kennedys been shot!!!

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[TheMojoPin]

"'EY!!! Dis story's been brought to YOU by QUANTUM DICE!!!"

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2% << December boys got it BAD. >> "You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."

[ToddEVF]

I'm shocked! I didn't think this was possible. Now i have lost all faith in politics.

on a side note:

Breaking News! Smoking causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, and may complicate Pregnancy

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[Se7en]

NO! That story just ripped a whole in the space time continuum!

Everything's blinking in and out of existence here in my room!

LOOK! I think I just saw myself walk by in the hall!!!!!

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Cap sez: The mods are all Nazi fascist cocksuckers drunk with power. Does THAT fit inside 3 lines, asshole?

[Heavy]

LOOK WHAT I JUST FOUND ON THE NET!!!!

THE JAPS ATTACK PEARL HARBOR!!!!!!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:jsFYlshEmboC:www.money.org/press/pearlharbor.jpg

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[canofsoup15]

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Battery is found in me.
BATTERY!

[East Side Dave]

Kennedy's been shot! Kennedy's been shot!



Ted Kennedy's been shot?!?!?! Ahhhhh-yeeeeeeee!!!

*jumps off cliff with Acme umbrella*

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