Help pick my Memorial Day weekend plans

[Hosp]

I have 2 options for my memorial day weekend and both are interesting yet have their own drawbacks so I need some help.

The first is to go out to my aunt's house in the Hamptons. Really nice, private pool, view of the bay right across the street. But for the most part, it will be my aunts and uncles all in their 60s and possibly my cousins who are in their 30s but have kids. We'll probably end up at the beach eventually and have some fun but I always feel out of place.

The second is going camping in a trailer park with my sister and her friends. And I mean trailer park. Not camp grounds. 1 step above being homeless, doublewides, West Virginia Condos. Last year we were there and someone had a fire going with old tires and gasoline. The only reason my sister's friends go there is because they can smoke pot and play their bongos all night long (Something you can't do at a state park) When they're not smoking and drinking there's not much else to do there. They're a fun bunch (Try to tell a 350 lb, 6 ' 4 " lesbian that you want the last snack cake after she's been smoking for 2 days) but 3 days of that is way too much.

So I need some help. Which would you choose? And remember, I don't smoke and I'm a light drinker.

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[Green Lantern]

How about getting laid ?
That way you can bring Memorial day with a bang!

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[Tall_James]

So I need some help. Which would you choose? And remember, I don't smoke and I'm a light drinker.


Good thing you added that last sentence because that will be a major factor. Normally I would go with option 2 because someone could get as f'd up as they want and act like a total maniac in that setting. However, if you're not drinking, that becomes real old real fast.

I would suggest option 1 because if you go to the beach or even the town, odds are there will be plenty of eye candy to check out and more of a chance to meet someone hot. Plus you'll probably have much better food at your Aunt's house and not have to worry about the smell of vomit while you sleep.

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[reeshy]

If thos are Absolutely your only choices for going away- stay home!!!

Seriously- you're probably safer at at the Hamptons- besides- when you get bored, just hop in the car and go cruisin'- Nothing beats the Hamptons on Memorial Day weekend!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

Option number 1; and give the cat a pacifier for Christ's sakes!

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[Hosp]

I would go with option 2 because someone could get as f'd up as they want and act like a total maniac in that setting

This will happen anyway. On Sunday night they have a tradition of dare or dare, it's like truth or dare without any of that annoying need for a personality. They give you the option of 2 stupid stunts. Last year a guy dressed up his dick as a hot dog, bun and all, naked cartwheels, eating 3 day old bbq, stuff like that. My sister doesn't need an excuse to look like an ass so she enjoys it.

And I'm not a night club person so most of the nightlife in the Hamptons is a waste for me.

If all goes to plan, I might just hang out with my brother in law at either Lace or Stilletos in Nyack on Saturday night then do the hamptons the rest of the weekend.

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[Tall_James]

If all goes to plan, I might just hang out with my brother in law at either Lace or Stilletos in Nyack on Saturday night then do the hamptons the rest of the weekend.
Done and done!

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[TheMojoPin]

You seem to have given yourself two options.

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Or...

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I suggest just not getting out of bed.

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[Aggie]

How about getting laid ?
Up for a trip to Texas Hosp?

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[Hosp]

Up for a trip to Texas Hosp?

Contest over, Plans made.



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[Heavy]

The second is going camping in a trailer park

Thats all I needed to know.....option 2 without a doubt. First off you'll have a nice drive to and from. Now even if you dont smoke or drink you'll be around others that are, and thats always fun. Finally you'll be in a trailor park meaning income is minimum which of course leads to pre-marital sex.

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[Green Lantern]

Quote:
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Contest over, Plans made.



Hosp are you 1/2 a retard? Take Aggie up on her offer.... dude!

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[Hosp]

Nah, I'm more like 4/8ths retarded just for the fact that I can't understand simple logic.

Aggie, go pick up 2 big bottles of gatorade, a case of protien bars, and 4 containers of choclate flavored whipped cream. I'll bring the rest.

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[Aggie]

Sounds like I have my plans made for Memorial Day weekend too. Chocolate whipped cream...mmmmmm.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Go to the Hamptons and pick up some rich ass. Thats what I'd do. Definately.

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[JustJon]

Option 3: 3 day long masturbation session

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[TheGameHHH]

Usually I'm the type of guy that will go for the potfest whenever I can get it, but I think you should stay clear of the trailer park on this one, the Hamptons is the way to go. It really doesn't seem like that bad of a time and it's a nice area. Trailers and 350 lb. stoned lesbians don't seem all that appealing to me (but change the lesbian to a midget and maybe I would consider going). I'll be spending my weekend in the Hamptons and Seaside with my friends, two polar opposites in terms of class, but both mad fun in their own respects.

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[Def Dave in SC]

350 lb. stoned lesbians ... (change the lesbian to a midget and maybe I would consider going)



Wow, is that possible? 350 lb stoned midgets! If there is a god, I will run into one of them in my lifetime.





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[Jennitalia]

Option 3: 3 day long masturbation session


that explains why you never want to go away.

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This message was edited by IamAL on 5-19-03 @ 9:39 PM

[Geppetto]

If all goes to plan, I might just hang out with my brother in law at either Lace or Stilletos in Nyack on Saturday night then do the hamptons the rest of the weekend.



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[East Side Dave]

are you 1/2 retarderd?


nah, I'm 4/8ths retarded



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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 5-19-03 @ 11:04 PM

[TooCute]

Duuuuuh. So easy.

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HAMPTONS!!!

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[Hosp]

Damn, the 2 of you using my plea for help to shamelessly promote some shows? I feel so cheap.

And NYC to DFW roundtrip for this weekend would cost anywhere from $900 to $2100. It's still worth it.

And now because of a miscommunication between my sister and mother, the hamptons might be out.

Damn it.

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