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What did humanity do to deserve this?
DarkHippie
05-19-2003, 04:07 PM
why did he reveal this on ESPN?
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Def Dave in SC
05-19-2003, 04:13 PM
I think my hope for the Human race has just dissapeared.
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CaptClown
05-19-2003, 04:49 PM
Nooo!!!!!!
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This message was edited by JustJon on 5-19-03 @ 9:14 PM
Def Dave in SC
05-19-2003, 05:09 PM
alright, you needs to put some spaces in there.
EDIT: thanks
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This message was edited by Def Dave in DC on 5-19-03 @ 10:09 PM
JustJon
05-19-2003, 05:14 PM
You really think this is a worse idea than new coke?
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DesperateRado
05-19-2003, 05:18 PM
was the only movie with dolf lundgren, Punisher? by the way it was horrible!
East Side Dave
05-19-2003, 05:20 PM
That's not the worst idea ever.
Spreading honey on your privates and sticking them in a bee's nest is the worst.
...and by "privates" I meant the penis and testicles.
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Def Dave in SC
05-19-2003, 05:28 PM
Your on fire today East Side!
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canofsoup15
05-19-2003, 05:34 PM
The god of funny(for today) is East Side Dave, HANDS DOWN. Keep the funniness flowing young man.
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I must respectfully disagree with East Side Dave. I would MUCH rather have bees rampage over my honey covered balls than watch Street Fighter 2 with Jean Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren.
East Side Dave
05-19-2003, 07:11 PM
What if the bees were disguised as little buzzing Jean Claude Van Dam's?
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JustJon
05-19-2003, 07:43 PM
was the only movie with dolf lundgren, Punisher? by the way it was horrible!
Dolph rose to fame in Rocky 4.
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SuperClerk
05-19-2003, 07:46 PM
Don't forget his dynamite performance as He-Man in "The Masters of the Universe".
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Fallon
05-19-2003, 08:25 PM
Dolph Lundgren rules!
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Death Metal Moe
05-20-2003, 01:36 AM
Another movie I'd never see.
yawn
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Rancor6666
05-20-2003, 06:51 AM
dont forget he was in that fuked up Chinatown movie. i know its not big trouble in little china town, but he is a secret agent or some shit, takes on the yokozuna, and fuks a hot chik in a hot tub. that 2min and 15 sec sex seen is the best part of the 2 hour movie.
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Crippler
05-20-2003, 07:06 AM
that 2min and 15 sec sex seen is the best part of the 2 hour movie.
Why...can you see every painful detail of his muscular physique?
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Se7en
05-20-2003, 08:00 PM
I would watch this movie. Honestly, all of those cheesy Dolph / Jean-Claude B-movies aren't a bad way to pass the time on the weekends. If, you know, you're an introverted recluse couch potatoe like me.
dont forget he was in that fuked up Chinatown movie. i know its not big trouble in little china town,
Of course not - Big Trouble in Little China is a GREAT film.
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05-20-2003, 10:09 PM
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