Wish Friday a happy birthday before she kills me!

[TheMojoPin]

Seriously, she threatened me and I'm scared.

Despite the violence, have a happy one!

SHAZAM!

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[Death Metal Moe]

Happy Birthday Friday.

Beat this Pussy up anyway.

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[Heavy]

Happy birthday

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[ADF]

Happy birthday, Miss Friday. Thanks for the ride. Your car smells like a stripper.

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[Gmann]

HAPPY B-DAY sweety. Hope you have a good one and get really really drunk. :)

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[RF Godfather]

HB Friday, hope you have a lovely birthday.

All my best on your day.

Wow, Friday must have a firm grip on your grapefruits Mojo, lol.

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American pilot Charles A. Lindbergh lands at Le Bourget Field in Paris, successfully completing the first solo, nonstop transatlantic flight and the first ever nonstop flight between New York to Paris. His single-engine monoplane, The Spirit of St. Louis, had lifted off from Roosevelt Field in New York 33 1/2 hours before (1927).
On the banks of the Mississippi River in present-day Louisiana, Spanish conquistador Hernando de Soto dies, ending a three-year journey for gold that took him halfway across what is now the United States. In order that Indians would not learn of his death, and thus disprove de Soto's claims of divinity, his men buried his body in the Mississippi River (1542).
In Washington, D.C., humanitarians Clara Barton and Adolphus Solomons found the American National Red Cross, an organization established to provide humanitarian aid to victims of wars and natural disasters in congruence with the International Red Cross (1881).
Five years to the day that American aviator Charles Lindbergh became the first pilot to accomplish a solo, nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean, female aviator Amelia Earhart becomes the first pilot to repeat the feat, landing her plane in Ireland after flying across the North Atlantic. Earhart traveled over 2,000 miles from Newfoundland in just under 15 hours (1932).
46-year-old Humphrey Bogart marries Lauren Bacall, his co-star in To Have and Have Not (1946). Bacall was less than half his age (1945).
Chuck Berry records his hit song "Maybellene." The song rose to No. 5 on the pop charts, one of the first rock and roll songs by an African American musician to hit the charts. Berry scored a string of hits throughout the 1950s, including "Johnny B. Goode" in 1958 (1955).
Indian candidate for prime minister Rajiv Gandhi assassinated (1991).

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Happy Birthday!

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[jocefus]

happy b-day friday... may this year be a good one

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[reeshy]

Happy Birthday, Friday- Kick Mojo in the crotch anyway!!!!

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[Reephdweller]

Happy Birthday Friday!

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[Tall_James]

Happy Birthday from a total stranger!

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[Cybersoldier]

happy Birthday Friday

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[Hosp]

Actions speak louder then words.


Happy Birthday.

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[DarkHippie]

Happy Birthday Friday!!

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[jafter]

Happy Birthday Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need everyone to keep spreading the word about Ron and Fez. Get you friends, coworkers, hell anyone you talk to get them to listen.

[JiZ]

Happy Birthday Friday. Sorry about last night. I was getting realy sick so I just left at 12:00:( Maybe if I get enough courage, we can go to that play one day:)

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[Aggie]

Have a happy Texas sized Birthday! :)

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[FUNKMAN]

Friday,

Have a Happy!

Funkman

just curious: did you know Wednesday from the Addams Family?...
:)

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[Green Lantern]

Happy Birthday Swivelhips!!!!!
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[PanterA]

kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

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[nellie]

Happy Birthday Friday :)

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[ChrisTheCop]

...time! Ok, I specifically gave you 12 and a half hours so that u could take care of Mojo. Now, have a happy happy birthday Tracy!!! May your new year be a classy one!

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[Mike Teacher]

From Excalibur Adult Movie Database:

FRIDAY:
Porn star Friday has been sexing for the cameras only since early 2001, but she's already won over fans with her tasty figure and spunky approach to her work. Friday's fresh-faced brunette good looks are what first get her noticed, but it's her attitude and high spirits that are the most alluring in the long run. Friday always seems to be having a great time on camera, and that translates to the audience. It's impossible not to watch when this tasty lust bunny is on the screen.

Friday sports one of the nicest bods in the biz, a wonderfully well-proportioned thing of beauty that's home to a massive pair of sweater busters. Her luscious backside is every bit as enticing as her front end, and you can bet that her costars have spent lots of time toying with her shapely booty.

For fans of well-endowed brunettes, Friday's buxom charms have proven irresistible. If you're into curvy, fun-loving young women, odds are good that you'll quickly be won over, too.

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Ummm... If you're not the person above, my apologies.
If you ARE this Friday; email me PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike
PS: [arthur voice] Just a little joke!

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[Katylina]

Feliz cumpleanos chica!

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I'm sorry Friday, you take the backseet today.




Just kidding, have a happy one, stranger!


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[wilee]

But it's only Wednesday!?

What? Ohhhhhhh...

Happy Birthday T-

Don't mind me, I'm just out of it (for the past few weeks) :)

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[AngelAmy]

i was the first to wish her happy birthday on her birthday last night and i got an ass grab, how cool am i

to my boobs on the back buddy and my xmas paty buddy have a hap hap happy birthday

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[grlNIN]

Happy Birthday sweets!




btw you can sing Janis waaaaaay better than Winnie. :)

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[Friday]

All I can say is that spending the first half of my birfday with all of you at Bar 9 was the super sweet icing on an otherwise very tasty birthday cake!

Thanks to Gab for the Comedy and the shots!
And to Hosp for showering me with Fleurs!
And to Ronnie for giving me the Nicest compliment ever!
And to Joe and the boys for letting me uh... scream a little....hehe
And to Amy and Mikeyboy for the Cheap Feels
And to Jiz for recognizing my own unique gayness. And to Mario for having a good nose.
And to everyone for being the bomb diggity - plural style. You guys Rock. All of you.
Even those of you who weren't there.

And thanks to Mojo for posting this....and contrary to popular belief...I did NOT threaten his life....well....maybe just a little, teensie bit.
Gotta keep that biatch in line ya know!

**insert evil birthday laugh here**

Rock On.

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Shhh....I hear something stupid...

[Death Metal Moe]

**insert evil birthday laugh here**


BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

My dark Lord is amused with your jest, mortal!

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Happy Birthday T.

I'll get you the buyback of tequila I owe you next Bar 9.

This time, don't throw up at Rodeo, OK? :)



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[Fallon]

Happy Birthday Friday!
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[ToddEVF]

Friday, happy birthday. I still have to send you your gift.

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[East Side Dave]

Happy Birthday! Who wants ice cream?

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[SuperClerk]

Happy Birthday Friday! Hope it was a good one.

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[Geppetto]

Friday
I didn't even know it was your birthday when I saw you at the bar, I would have contributed to your drunkeness. I guess I'll have to make up for it next time. Happy birthday hun.

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[zathrus]

Happy Birthday Friday!!!

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[ThePointer]

A happy Birthday and may this year be a WHIZ BANG for you

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

[canofsoup15]

Happy Birfday Fellow Board Budday

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Cannot kill the family.
Battery is found in me.
BATTERY!

[Reephdweller]

and i got an ass grab, how cool am i



Fuck! I knew I forgot to do that!!!



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[kc7586]

happy birthday friday! have a blast!

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