Worst Jobs ever

[TastelessGinny]

Ron & Fez re doing a bit about your worst job ever. What's yours?

I've been everything from a side show freak to a cab driver.

Two of my worst, one the most boring, and one the absolutely worst, PERIOD:


I was a proofreader for a calendar company. I had to proofread calendars, and the advertising that companies like banks would put on calendars that they gave to their customers.

another bad job was working in a nursing home. Worst day ever was the day a guy died, and one of the aids got the bright idea to store the body in a bathtub until the medical examiner could pronounce the guy dead, since it was visiting day and the other patients in the room didn't want a corpse there. By the time the dead guy was wheeled out, he had undergone rigor mortis and was wheeled out in a half-seated position. If you ever saw the scene in "Animal House" where the dead horse was in the dean's office, with its legs sticking up, you have a good idea of what this dead guy looked like.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I was a butler for homeless people.

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[ADF]

I worked at Burger King.. at the end of the day we'd have to go through the garbage in the back to count how many cheeseburgers and whatnot that we'd wasted.. i.e. sat around too long in the steamer bin. Picking through soggy whoppers isn't much fun.

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[RageCage]

Blockbuster, "Do you have that movie with that chinese dude and the girl with the blonde hair and they do all this stuff?"


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[reeshy]

"I swear to God, Officer, I thought I was only doing 55!!!"

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[Def Dave in SC]

I've been everything from a side show freak to a cab driver


Please explain your job working as a side show freak. PLEASE!

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[ChickenHawk]

Spearing rats.

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[douchebagsean]

selling womens shoes, shop rite deli worker, library, bookstore

"now if alec baldwin was in the store it would be a big deal"
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[sourkitty]

i would have to say mc donalds.... i was one of the only people there that spoke english as their first language... it was horrible. Then after that was KBTOYS during christmas season...it was a mad house. We had to stay hours after the store was closed to clean up the mess. God i hate jobs...


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[TastelessGinny]

Please explain your job working as a side show freak. PLEASE!


Well....

I was "Serpentina, the Snake Lady! Head of a woman, body of a SNAKE! Only THREE TICKETS, Ladies and Gentlemen!"

I sat in a wooden box for about 12 hours a day that had mirrors on the sides and hay & lightbulbs on the floor, so that it gave the (very poor) illusion that it was a table with a lightbulb underneath it. The box itself had a hole on the top for me to put my head through. Behind my head, they put a snake body and the covered my head with a blond wig. This box was set inside a cage in a trailer. Half of the trailer was me, and the other half was live snakes on display.

My job was to sit as still as possible until I heard someone declare that "that's not REAL," and then I was supposed to start taking to them.

Kids were scared and ran away. Teenagers threw popcorn, assorted snacks and change at my head. Adults wondered aloud if they could get their money back.

I got $20 a day for this, which was pretty much standard for carnies back in 1982.

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[TheMojoPin]

I was Jo-Jo, the Dog Faced Boy. Did we ever make out?

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[Steels]

I was a dishwasher at my college's cafeteria.

I was...."The handsome DISH-WASH-ER!"

On the weekends I was a wedding DJ. Talk about Jekyll and Hide..

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[TastelessGinny]

Did we ever make out?


Probably.

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[FUNKMAN]

in Colgate we would make our own "clear" bottles for the Palmolive dish detergent...

One time when i was working 3rd Shift they had a problem where a big batch of bottles had developed small holes when they were being made and when they went on the filler(where the liquid went in) the liquid would squirt out all over the equip and you had to shut the line down and clean up...

So my job was to stand there and look for tiny holes in a clear plastic bottle before they got to the filler... they were going by a mile a minute... talk about going cross-eyed...

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[HordeKing1]

For 13 years I was a lawyer. Oh the horror!

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[Stalker Patti]

Worse job I ever had was working at a Pathmark supermarket, where I dealt with customers such as the lady who gave me $100 worth of foodstamps in single bills...it took me over ten minutes to count them all as they were sticking together, and I did not want to get written up if I erred in the counting!! Also, try ringing up a huge ugly smelly fish that was inside a single plastic bag. I sure had to wipe THAT register belt good after that transaction. Also, the slimy thing appeared to be looking up at me as it still had its eyeballs intact!Yuck!! Not to mention all the nutty ladies I waited on, such as the woman who made me ring the same thing up and void it three or four times because she had the wrong brand and not the one on sale...and I tried to tell her too!!I also got a write up for all the voids too, as I am not supposed to make over a certain number per shift.l And this lady could not be convinced or reasoned with!

[hyperspace]

i would have to think taste tester at a food recycling plant.