I wanna SLAP this asshole in the Powerade commercials for this new Matrix drink.

[Death Metal Moe]

Anybody else?

This guy is talking about the new Matrix flavor Powerade drink in this series of commercials. He's sitting there in the Agent outfit, talking like one of them.

But it just comes off as shitty.

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[PanterA]

I want to shoot the bitches that scream in the Amstel Light 12 pack commercials.

They drive me crazy!

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[HBox]

On the subject of horrible commercials, the worst has to be the Apple ITunes commercials. If I have to listen to another no talent assclown sing another shitty song again I will kill somebody. These commercials aren't just bad, they are so awkward they make you want to fall into a coma. If I ever run into that little runt who sings Eminem on the street, I will kill him.

EDIT: If you want to see these monstrosities of advertising, go here:http://www.apple.com/music/ads/ I do STRONGLY urge that you do not.

This message was edited by HBox on 5-21-03 @ 11:47 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

Good point HBox. I just saw one where a girl was singing PINK. Fuckin' Weak dude.

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EDIT: If you want to see these monstrosities of advertising, go here:Visit this Website I do STRONGLY urge that you do not.


Well, when you put it like THAT, how can a guy resist!

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[HBox]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-05-12

This message was edited by HBox on 5-22-03 @ 12:20 AM

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Thanks HBox. Now I know I'm not the only geek thinking about this shit.

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[HBox]

What I...... love most....... about that ad........ is the...... dramatic..... Shatner-like ........ pauses........ when he speaks.

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[fluffernutter]

On the subject of horrible commercials, the worst has to be the Apple ITunes commercials. If I have to listen to another no talent assclown sing another shitty song again I will kill somebody. These commercials aren't just bad, they are so awkward they make you want to fall into a coma. If I ever run into that little runt who sings Eminem on the street, I will kill him.

What the HELL is Floyd's problem?

I tried to listen to the little tykestard doing Eminem just to piss myself off more and the Data did not download correctly. OK. Good!

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[stickyfingers]

i wonder if the guy from the Matrix commercial is gellin' like a felon

there's no tellin' how much i'm gellin'
quit yellin', we're gellin

they might as well say boycott this product








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Every time I see that, I feel physical pain. I can't convey in words how god awful those comercials are. My blood pressure is rising just thinking about it.

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I hate that friggin guy!

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[jocefus]

On the subject of horrible commercials, the worst has to be the Apple ITunes commercials. If I have to listen to another no talent assclown sing another shitty song again I will kill somebody. These commercials aren't just bad, they are so awkward they make you want to fall into a coma. If I ever run into that little runt who sings Eminem on the street, I will kill him


the guy that sings generation needs to smashed, repeatidly..... every time i hear him snap his fingers, i wanna snap his neck... if they are gonna run those commericals,at least hire people that can carry a tune for christ sake.

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[Hoojibs]

I have to add those stupid Dell Interns into worst commercials ever. I feel like beating those fools with a dell keyboard, then shoving a monitor up their asses.

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This message was edited by Hoojibs on 5-22-03 @ 10:56 AM

[HBox]

I have to add those stupid Dell Interns into worst commercials ever. I feel like beating those fools with a dell keyboard, then shoving a monitor up their asses.


The only reason I don't hate those commercials is that one chick in those commercials is super ultra hot.

[Se7en]

The only reason I don't hate those commercials is that one chick in those commercials is super ultra hot.

But they took the hot blonde off and replaced her with a less-hot brunette.

And they've given us more of ghey Adam and his ghey teddy bears.

Commercials I really loathe today: those goddamn ads for "NBA Street", with that raving lunatic screaming. I want to see him get run over by a bus.

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[HBox]

Any commercial that has fifty different people repeating the same goddamn phrase or word is absolutely the work of the devil.

[HBox]

However, the BEST commercial ever is that Art commerical with the guy playing a cello on the street where the kid walks by and says "Get a job!" Never have I seen a commercial that makes you think the exact opposite of what it intends. I laugh my balls off everytime.

[Thebazile78]

This guy is talking about the new Matrix flavor Powerade drink in this series of commercials. He's sitting there in the Agent outfit, talking like one of them.

I just think they're funny, but I don't get out much.

I agree that the MAC music ads are irritating, but when wasn't a MAC ad irritating?

The DELL commercials suck more now than they ever had with Steven (my first issue with him was his "Happy Holidays" video message to his 'parents' . . . they had 2 versions, one for Christmas and one for Hannukah, both ending with Steven wishing his parents 'Happy Holidays'. . . wouldn't you think he'd give his own parents a specific holiday to express his mirth. . .i.e. - Happy Hannukah or Merry Christmas ?) and even the teddy bears don't redeem it.

By far, the most irksome commercials are all the PSA's, from the "Arts Council of America" to the "TRUTH.com"/tobacco settlement and the "Partnership for a Drug-Free America" ones. I participated in arts activities and don't smoke or do any illegal drugs, yet, these commercials offend even ME. . . *sigh* you'd hope that someone more creative were out there benefiting from a smoke/drug-free school/home environment bursting with art & music. . .

Now you know why I don't do drugs.

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[JerryTaker]

By far, the most irksome commercials are all the PSA's, from the "Arts Council of America" to the "TRUTH.com"/tobacco settlement and the "Partnership for a Drug-Free America" ones.


I totally agree, I'm sick of having my intellegence insulted with these ads every 5 mins. People get thier tounge peirced in a mall, don't they? not a back alley...

I enjoy the Matrix commercials, myself. "You're a battery, and batteries need recharging..."

menwhile I tried the stuff and it's awful. Tastes like a combination of sprite and nyquil, so it might be the cure for SARS.

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Thank you Jeff.

That is the coolest thing I've seen since Dutch Boy Moe.

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[Def Dave in SC]

another series of comercials that disturb me on a chemical level are the Trimspa ads on WJFK.

"This is CABBIE! I was fat, dude, now I'm skinny! SEX SEX SKINNY SEX! Trimspa! CHICKS DUDE SEX!"




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[canofsoup15]

Truth commercials are retarted and completely useless because nobody pays attention to them anyway.

The Dell commercials are so fucking horrible i want to beat that Adam guy within an inch of his life....and then let him die slowly.

The powerade commercial is gay.

And dont even get me started on the VERIZON GUY. Goddamn that guy is just so ungodly annoying, does anyone find that commercial enjoyable except for maybe his mom.



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