Harry Elvis's Stand-up dates

[Harry Elvis]

For those of you who've been asking when my next gig will be, here's two of them:


Monday June 2
Stand-Up NY
236 W.78th St.
New York, New York
(212) 595-0850 for reservations

Saturday June 7
The Boston Comedy Club
82 West 3rd Street
New York, New York
8 p.m. doors open at 7:30


You never knows who's going to show up. Last time I did a show, Jim Gaffigan, Rich Vos, Dave Attel, and Chris Rock ended up doing sets.

Am I name dropping? YES!
Hey I said I was funny, I never mentioned anything about morals or dignity.


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[AngelAmy]

dammit you need to start playing at the stress factory, thats real close to my house.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Good luck.

You sould amke Billy a permanent part of your act, like a comedy team or something. He seems to bring out the best in you............comically

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[stickyfingers]

For those of you who've been asking when my next gig will be



they'll both be sure to thank you for certain





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[Hosp]

Harry, do you have a list of places that do open mike nights?

If you don't want to post it on the board, email me at RF_Hosp@hotmail.com

I'll probably come out one of the nights.

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[ChickenHawk]

The Stress Factory is too stressful.

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Quadru

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post.

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[Death Metal Moe]

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[Heavy]

Whore

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[TheKnicks23]

I live in DC and would really want to see your acts. Somehow you need to get it on the internet so other people can listen to it.

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[JerseyRich]

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Please check out Harry's act...THe Chairman and TooCute will attest to the fact that he puts on one hell of a show.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

He's breaking into another bit!

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[Immigration Dude]

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Please check out Harry's act...THe Chairman and TooCute will attest to the fact that he puts on one hell of a show.


So doesn't Dave Attell. Or supposedly anyways... Good for you Harry.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

its tongiht...go

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[mikeyboy]

Altogether now...

Stand up, Harry
Stand up, please
Stand up, Harry

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[swiss miss]

name droping? what about the sexy tenacious C?! and
beautiful too cute? i saw them....and jersey rich....and the
chairman.....ill be there baby doll, ill always be your n=
biggest fan...


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[ADF]

Hey I said I was funny, I never mentioned anything about morals or dignity.


If you can't get a glowing self-endorsement, where else can you get one?

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[HordeKing1]

Harry, keep posting your stand up dates and locations.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

well we went, but had another thing that we had to be at, so we had to leavce before harry went on. they put all the crappy people on first, so the place fills up. thats why he was on at the end, BUT GO SATURDAY

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[ChickenHawk]

I'm going Saturday.


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[silera]

It's on for Saturday!



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[Cybersoldier]

harry good luck this week and I will try to make it to the show on the 7th.

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[RageCage]

Harry, I think you owe a few people a big ass apology for taking advantage of their loyalty to Ron and Fez.


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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

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[silera]

Tonight!!!


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[IrishAlkey]

Harry, I think you owe a few people a big ass apology for taking advantage of their loyalty to Ron and Fez.

I think you owe Harry and the people who go to see his act an apology for assuming that their friendship with him has anything to do with the fact he was on the show.

You have no fucking clue how much of a friend he's been to both the show, the listeners and many of us on the board.

Go fuck yourself.

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[JiZ]

Harry, I think you owe a few people a big ass apology for taking advantage of their loyalty to Ron and Fez.



You obviously have never been out to a Bar9 or to a "Bar9 Alternative" I realy don't think that anyone goes to see Harry just because he is on the Ron and Fez show. If that is the case, then they are just as moronic as your dumb ass post.

Its is my deep seeded hatred and utter contempt for human life that gets me through each day

[The Chairman]

I think you owe Harry and the people who go to see his act an apology for assuming that their friendship with him has anything to do with the fact he was on the show.

You have no fucking clue how much of a friend he's been to both the show, the listeners and many of us on the board.

Go fuck yourself.



Word.

What is wrong with you RageCage? Harry stands on his own laurels, and even if he did associate himself with the show, he should, he's on it.

And he is truly funny, not some amateur. His show was great when we saw him. And I will go again, both to laugh out loud at his jokes AND to support a wonderful member of the show and this community of Board members. I'd be there tonight in fact, if I didn't already have plans to be in Sag Harbor.

The Chairman says you need to be less pit bull and more yellow lab in your posts. Yours was one of the most outrageous I've read in a long time.

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[RageCage]

Jesus Christ! I was just busting balls! Please relax. I was making reference to what Ron and Fez were saying to Harry on the air last week about making people sit through a bunch of shitty comics. If he was performing in DC, I would probably go check out his act too. In the future, when reading my posts, please assume that I am kidding because that is most likely the case.


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[IrishAlkey]

Silera reporting from Alkey's computer...

Harry's set fucking ruled.

He won some type of contest.

The next time Harry performs, do anything possible to attend. He's going to have his own comedy central gig one day and we can all say we knew him when.

Go Harry!




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[The Chairman]

Jesus Christ! I was just busting balls! Please relax. I was making reference to what Ron and Fez were saying to Harry on the air last week about making people sit through a bunch of shitty comics. If he was performing in DC, I would probably go check out his act too. In the future, when reading my posts, please assume that I am kidding because that is most likely the case.


The Chairman forgives you, but conditionally.

To repent you must change your sig pic to show a poodle surrounded by two bottles of O'Douls non-alcoholic beer.
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[RageCage]

How's this?


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[The Chairman]

Redeemed!

But that is a male non neutered poodle. Photoshop out the balls and change your name to "Happy Fella" if you want total absolution of your sins.

LOL

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