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Tenbatsuzen
05-23-2003, 11:01 AM
Not only is Kiefer making a nice chunk of change on 24, but it also seems that he's available to hawk your product no matter what it is.

Look at the ads Kiefer has done...

MCI Worldcom
ESPN/Disney
102.7 "Blink" Voice Imaging
Miller Genuine Draft.

That's FOUR voice imaging spots that he's done. Unreal for an actor who is getting steady work right now AND highly praised recognition for it.

Not to mention the fact that he's working for Fox, Viacom, AND Disney.



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AngelAmy
05-23-2003, 11:04 AM
id bang him

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Aggie
05-23-2003, 11:09 AM
Is he single? I could use some of that endorsement money right now.

But his voice is unique and recognizable (at least to 24 fans) so I understand why they're using him. He better live it up before he becomes a thing of the past.

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ChickenHawk
05-23-2003, 11:11 AM
And he was the sniper voice in "Phone Booth". And
what the hell kinda stupid name is "Kiefer" anyway...
That's not even a name.


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A.J.
05-23-2003, 11:27 AM
And
what the hell kinda stupid name is "Kiefer" anyway...
That's not even a name.

I know someone whose LAST name was "Kieffer".

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Bill From Yorktown
05-23-2003, 11:36 AM
come on - he's the flavor of the month again, so let him ride the wave. You'd do it to in his position; besides my wife loves his voice.

Now Celine's a superwhore - using her kid she had such a time conceiving to hock Chryslers.

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reeshy
05-23-2003, 11:50 AM
What's wrong with Sutherland making a lot of money? I don't see the problem. He might as well cash in now because who knows what the future holds. Shit-I make money anyway I can-no matter how much my ass hurts!!

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Fallon
05-23-2003, 12:05 PM
ESPN/Disney
He did commercials for ESPN's Wednesday Night Hockey. Thats cool with me.

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RandomNY
05-23-2003, 12:05 PM
He's allowed to make the dough..

"THE 3 MUSKETEERS" didn't bring him the amount of work as "24" has. :)
JustJon
05-23-2003, 01:05 PM
You're just jealous.


And Kiefer is also an Exec Producer of 24

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FMJeff
05-23-2003, 01:56 PM
i think its great...he's finally getting everything an actor of his caliber deserves...his work in Dark City was a stroke of spine-tingling brilliance...that voice.....

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AngelAmy
05-23-2003, 02:14 PM
he also used to be on the HUGE Gap billboard that what up over the lincoln tunnel....so so hot

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TheMojoPin
05-23-2003, 09:19 PM
...his work in Dark City was a stroke of spine-tingling brilliance...that voice.....

Whoa, hey, keep it zipped up there, "Dear Diary"...

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JustJon
05-24-2003, 12:02 PM
Jeff, don't forget his wonderful performance in Lost Boys.

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Jennitalia
05-24-2003, 12:08 PM
he's a great actor, and i have to agree with Amy, I'd bang him too.

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TheMojoPin
05-24-2003, 12:26 PM
Why has the world gone crazy?!?

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Contra
05-25-2003, 08:41 AM
what the hell kinda stupid name is "Kiefer" anyway...
That's not even a name.


do you know who his parents are?

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Tenbatsuzen
05-25-2003, 09:22 AM
do you know who his parents are?

Jennings: Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel.
Boon: How long you been workin' on it?
Jennings: Four and a half years.
Pinto: It must be very good.
Jennings: It's a piece of shit. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?


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Contra
05-25-2003, 01:06 PM
Jennings: Teaching is just a way to pay the bills until I finish my novel.
Boon: How long you been workin' on it?
Jennings: Four and a half years.
Pinto: It must be very good.
Jennings: It's a piece of shit. Would anyone like to smoke some pot?


yeah, pretty much

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