Ever feel like a schmuck?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Lately, I just can't seem to do anything right and I just don't feel like I fit in anywhere. It would be so nice to be happy again and not so sensitive. I'm always tripping myself up.

I'm just not getting this "human being" thing down quite right.

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[IrishAlkey]

Maybe you're not real.



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[FMJeff]

everytime i call the show...i feel my calls are so lacking...damn butterflies...



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[Tall_James]

I'm just not getting this "human being" thing down quite right.

As Brad Goodman would say..."Instead of a "human being", you should be a "human doing".

Hmmmm.....that is a dicky thing to say. Everyone has their bad moments, days, etc. If Biorhythms have taught us anything is that everthing comes in waves. You can never be on a low forever. Don't worry P. - I'll be keeping a good thought for ya!

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[reeshy]

I just went through a period like this last week! Now I'm in my "Get the hell out of my face" period!! Next week it will be "Hi, how are you, can I be your friend"period!!

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[Friday]

I despise being so sensitive. It is the trait I am least fond of. I hate it.

Sometimes I wish I could be devoid of all human emotion....it would make things so much easier. Goddammit.

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[Reephdweller]

Sometimes I wish I could be devoid of all human emotion....it would make things so much easier. Goddammit.



Aint that the truth!

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[TheMojoPin]

everytime i call the show...i feel my calls are so lacking...damn butterflies...

Hey, don't worry! We ALL feel that way...

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[A.J.]

Lately, I just can't seem to do anything right and I just don't feel like I fit in anywhere. It would be so nice to be happy again and not so sensitive. I'm always tripping myself up.

I'm just not getting this "human being" thing down quite right.

I thought it was just me. Hang in there Fuzzy!

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[hyperspace]

uhhh do i even need to comment??? last saturday i was naked and hanging from a ceiling with a mask on looking at my hairy flabby body in a big mirror. Feel better now??

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Eh, we all have to have hobbies! :-)

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[Furtherman]

Sometimes, when I feel down, I go down to the basement and sit on a beach chair and admire my industrial size radiator and count the bloody handcuffs. Then I feel human again and take the kids out for ice cream!






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[hyperspace]

Alice its much more entertaining than gardening that i could tell you!

[kc7586]

Ever feel like a schmuck?
all the time, i feel like a bumbling oof, stumbling over my words and being clumsy. i dont like that.

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[jax]

we all hit a bad patch now and again just remember you're still a big wheel down at the cracker factory

[stickyfingers]

Ever feel like a schmuck?


only every single day of my life since i lost my job




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[hyperspace]

alice i don't think your a shmuck if thats any consultaion to you! and your mod status...nothing like a women in charge!!

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[Johnwgacy]

let me tell you about being a schmuck, first off, invest 6 years on somebody. take them into your home, have them live with your family and stay local in college so you can be close by. make sure you make one or too small fuckups or have a little trouble with PDA, but make sure that the person is taken care of no mater what. give him or her a car, even though they dont have a drivers liscence. be faithfull while your away at school even though you can have every chance to be bad. let them make lists about how you need to improve yourself while at the same time they wont budge at all. and then once college is almost done make sure they tell you how they want to move in and get a house together. oh yeah did i forget the part about putting 25000 down on a home, opps i guess im just a bad person. i havent even mentioned the whole complete trust of family and undying love for this person from your own mother. make sure to spend time with her family, be kind an good willed to them, help keep them in mind whenever you can. make sure him or her has some time to hang out with his or her friends so that he or she doesnt feel smothered, and .then while your in college trying to make a better life for both of you after six years make sure he or she electronically steals 3500 dollars from you trusting mothers bank account, but make sure that its still all your fault for anything thats gone wrong in the relationship. make sure you tried your best to get better and make him or her happy, do everything you can. even try to forgive them for stealing almost 4 grand from your mother. then when you go down to finnaly start your life together, while you just brought everything you own in you backpacks down to the place,.. make sure she or he
breaks up with you and pulls your heart out and stomps on it . that you invested 6 years or you whole college age life on. and make sure its one of the most painfull expierences of your life.. oh yeah make sure he or SHE does it on the third anniversarry of your fathers death where you had to pull the plug and make sure it a week before your birthday. now thats how to really feel like a schmuck.

[fatty]

actually i usually feel like a shithead.

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[hyperspace]

sometimes I feel like a nut/sometimes I don't

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[FUNKMAN]

i get the same feeling every so often, it's kind of like my pants are loose and i feel uncomfortable...

it seems people are picking on you and you can't tell whether you are being oversensitive or not...

i do stick my foot in my mouth sometimes, i know it's true because ADF is always there to let me know about it
:)

you are one of the sweetest people on the board and it probably rings true off the board...
so keep your chin up and it will pass...



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