Carnie Wilson Playboy Pictorial

[Fallon]

Yeah, who wants to see this?

http://babes.bomis.com/article.pl?sid=03/05/28/2317251&mode=thread
P.S. Thats an article about it, no pictures yet.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Holy goddamn shit! There has to be a "bigger" "celebrity" they can find.

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[Contra]

who is carnie wilson?

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who is carnie wilson?

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[BronxBabe]

She did loose a lot of weight...but she still isn't playboy material...not to take anything away from her accomplishment...baby steps Carnie, Baby steps

[Tall_James]

Nothing sexier than loose skin.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Its gonna take a lot of airbrushing to get rid of that stomach stapling scar. ALLITERATION!

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[Heavy]

Scars and strechmarks. ugh, airbrush is right!

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[PanterA]

i think....i'm gonna pu...... pu...... BLLLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

puke....

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[TooCute]

Its gonna take a lot of airbrushing to get rid of that stomach stapling scar

She had it done laproscopically. There aren't really any noticable scars. I'd worry more about the scars that are going to be left over after she gets all the lose skin removed.

Where's the assman when we need him to comment?

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[jamesdiggy]

First Torrie, now Carnie, who's next? Mary? Rita? Mookie?

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[JustJon]

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[Meatball]

isnt there a thread on this already?? i think its called " caption this picture" or something.

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[Arienette]

i thought that she gained the weight back?

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[AppleBoy]

I've got a subscription so I'm going to wind up seeing this monstrosity whether I want to or not.

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[Katylina]

Well good for her-- she's proud of her weight loss.

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[fiestygal]

i agree with kat...

if carnie is happy with herself and playboy will pay her ..SURE WHY NOT!...

you all know playboy airbushes and fixes their photos!

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[El Mudo]

I think Bernie put it best on Imus this morning when he said he'd "rather have sex with Mookie Wilson" than see Carnie Wilson in Playboy...

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[FMJeff]

let's hope she doesn't eat the photographer if she doesn't like her pictures

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[SuperClerk]

I'm laughing now thinking of Chris Farley playing her on SNL.

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[Cybersoldier]

how bad can it be, it is not like she has the staples still on her.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

The chick's got cohones, that's for sure!

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[El Mudo]

She had her stomach stapled huh?..

Wonder if she looks like this now:

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[HordeKing1]

I assume she'll get the centerfold. It's the only way to guarantee that her entire body is visible.

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[A.J.]

I think she looks great. After years of struggling with being obese if this is what makes her feel good about herself, more power to her.

I still wish her sister Wendy would do the same.

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