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JerseyRich
05-28-2003, 07:35 PM
Yes...
It's a classic game, and we have a new contestant.

Step right up and,

ASK DRUNKEN MOE.


Hey Moe.
Why does James Hetfield wear ladies pants on stage?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:38 PM
Man! Don't ask me real jokes! I think there's an atual punchline to that.

METALLICA's new song SUCKS!!

Shot!



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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:39 PM
Dude, they aged this scotch 12 years~ That's a commitment

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AppleBoy
05-28-2003, 07:39 PM
Moe,

Better like this or better like this?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:41 PM
Moe,

Better like this or better like this?


Like that I guess.

Which way? Medium or well?

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ADF
05-28-2003, 07:42 PM
Dear Drunken Moe,

Who do you find sexier... Johnee Wadd or Frank Black?

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Trojan_rabbit
05-28-2003, 07:43 PM
What is the airspeed of a Unlaiden swallow


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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:44 PM
I'm not drunk enough to anwser that question ADF.

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:45 PM
Trojan said swallow.

It better not be that fast if I paid for it. Make that mothefucker LAST!

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:46 PM
And who exalctly IS the Wrescking Crew?

What a motley line up!

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:47 PM
I have to pee. Shoudl I get up, or pee in this here gatorade bottle?

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AppleBoy
05-28-2003, 07:49 PM
Who left the seat up?

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05-28-2003, 07:49 PM
Moe. Why did I cross the road?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:49 PM
Who left the seat up?


Some crude bastard who obviously isn't in tune with a woman's feelings[ol]

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Who left the seat up?


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JerseyRich
05-28-2003, 07:50 PM
Moe.

Sexier? A woman naked in your bed or a child naked covered in bacon?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:50 PM
Moe. Why did I cross the road?


I don't know. DId you fart, then blame it on someone else and flee the crime scene

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AppleBoy
05-28-2003, 07:52 PM
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:52 PM
Moe.

Sexier? A woman naked in your bed or a child naked covered in bacon?


Oh man. chicks are cool, but when will I get bacon again?

If the kid is that freakiy kid from "The 6th Sense", then that's the deal breaker. He's just so tussleable.

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:54 PM
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?


Because we can can can!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:55 PM
Here we goagain!

Bottoms up!!
I'm Irish for a night.

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JerseyRich
05-28-2003, 07:56 PM
Is canned meat a viable source of nourishment?

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05-28-2003, 07:57 PM
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Nice sig, Jersey Bitch!

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ADF
05-28-2003, 07:57 PM
Dear Drunken Moe,

If you could only answer one question, would it be this one?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 07:58 PM
Is canned meat a viable source of nourishment?


If you want them to bury you in a Piano Crate!

THere's like 100% of your daily fat in one serving of some of that shit, and enought sodium to kill a horse!

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05-28-2003, 07:59 PM
Whatever, Dutch Fagboy

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:00 PM
Dear Drunken Moe,

If you could only answer one question, would it be this one?


Dud,e

Don't mess with my heard right now! I'm 3 sheet s to the wind!

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AppleBoy
05-28-2003, 08:00 PM
A two part question:

a) Is she really going out with him?

b) Is she really gonna take him home tonight?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:01 PM
Man! I'm typing like Frank Black.

Maybe he wasn't retarded. Maybe he was a career alchoholic!

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:02 PM
A two part question:

a) Is she really going out with him?

b) Is she really gonna take him home tonight?


One part answer:

"She was a whore."

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fluffernutter
05-28-2003, 08:06 PM
Maybe he wasn't retarded. Maybe he was a career alchoholic!

He is NOT retarded and he is NOT an alcoholic.

Again, a barrel of laughs and a fun guy. Nice Dad too.

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AppleBoy
05-28-2003, 08:07 PM
A simple epicyclic gearbox with one planet has gears with 24, 40 and 104 teeth on the sun, planet and internal ring gears, respectively. The sun rotates clockwise at 50 rpm. The ring gear is fixed. What is the rotational velocity of the planet carrier?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:09 PM
He is NOT retarded and he is NOT an alcoholic.

Again, a barrel of laughs and a fun guy. Nice Dad too


You been drinkin' too?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:11 PM
A simple epicyclic gearbox with one planet has gears with 24, 40 and 104 teeth on the sun, planet and internal ring gears, respectively. The sun rotates clockwise at 50 rpm. The ring gear is fixed. What is the rotational velocity of the planet carrier?


I believe the answer lies within your mom's box.

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ADF
05-28-2003, 08:14 PM
Dear Drunken Moe,

Have you ever enjoyed tube steak? If not, would you like to try it?

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fluffernutter
05-28-2003, 08:16 PM
You been drinkin' too?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:18 PM
Dear Drunken Moe,

Have you ever enjoyed tube steak? If not, would you like to try it?

Sincerely,
-ADF


Sorry, no. That's one meat I'm not sampling.

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AppleBoy
05-28-2003, 08:18 PM
How'd you like to mow my lawn, eh?

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ADF
05-28-2003, 08:19 PM
Dear Drunken Moe,

How about tube steak wrapped up in bacon?

Sincerely,
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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:21 PM
How'd you like to mow my lawn, eh?


After a Fresca.

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:22 PM
Dear Drunken Moe,

How about tube steak wrapped up in bacon?


Bacon is wondeful and magical, but it can't make EVERYTHING good.

Sorry.

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fluffernutter
05-28-2003, 08:23 PM
Do you fancy the taste of a Diet Faygo Cola to a Tab? I like Tab myself.

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Reephdweller
05-28-2003, 08:23 PM
Moe, I gotta know...Medium or Well Done?

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HBox
05-28-2003, 08:23 PM
Hey Moe,

Is the love you take equal to the love you make?
Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:24 PM
Do you fancy the taste of a Diet Faygo Cola to a Tab? I like Tab myself.



GOtta be the of Red, almost pink TAB.

That;s what the REAL men drink!

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:25 PM
EWWWWWWW!!! MAN! Never buying Dewars again! Oh wait, I didn't buy this one.

Moe, I gotta know...Medium or Well Done?



Medium well was the correct DICE Answer.

Isn't he handsome?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:26 PM
Is the love you take equal to the love you make?


Hell no! I love bacon, but sometiems I think it's not even listening!

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ADF
05-28-2003, 08:29 PM
Dear Drunken Moe,

Why do you wear your sunglasses at night?

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HBox
05-28-2003, 08:29 PM
Moe,

Why do they call it taking a dump? Aren't you actually leaving it?
Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:31 PM
Why do you wear your sunglasses at night?


Future's so bright, gotta wear shades.

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Reephdweller
05-28-2003, 08:31 PM
Medium well was the correct DICE Answer.

Isn't he handsome



Very good, let's try one more.

Which way, Ubet or Bosco?

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Reephdweller
05-28-2003, 08:33 PM
Hey Moe, what is the infamous last line Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez have used on their last shows?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:33 PM
Very good, let's try one more.

Which way, Ubet or Bosco?


I'd say Bosco. I always loved that bootleg Hershey's Syrup.

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ADF
05-28-2003, 08:33 PM
Really? That's interesting because I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you weave then breathe your story lines. And I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can keep track of the visions in my eyes.




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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:35 PM
Hey Moe, what is the infamous last line Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez have used on their last shows?


Your Mom's Box.

and this is NOT Drunkem Moe trivia! Damn you!

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:36 PM
Really? That's interesting because I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you weave then breathe your story lines. And I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can keep track of the visions in my eyes


Just get Lasik.

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Reephdweller
05-28-2003, 08:38 PM
Your Mom's Box.

and this is NOT Drunkem Moe trivia! Damn you!



Very good about the Your Mom's Box memory, but now I feel sad, I had one more trivia question. The world will never know now.

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HBox
05-28-2003, 08:39 PM
Moe,

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, where are my car keys?
Reephdweller
05-28-2003, 08:40 PM
I'd say Bosco. I always loved that bootleg Hershey's Syrup.



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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:40 PM
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, where are my car keys?


They're gith behind your ear! With this silver dollar!

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:41 PM
Ok Reefdwella. What's the deal with that one? I don't knw that one. Is is a Dice bit I missed?

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05-28-2003, 08:43 PM
Define gith

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:44 PM
define gith


No comment



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Reephdweller
05-28-2003, 08:45 PM
Ok Reefdwella. What's the deal with that one? I don't knw that one. Is is a Dice bit I missed?



It's definitely a Dice bit, and the answer is UBET!!!!!!

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05-28-2003, 08:45 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:47 PM
WHAT IS UBET?!?!

Is it like You Bet?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:48 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer in metric units only. Please show your work


Well if the ammount of wood is X and the rate an average north american woodchuck can work at is Y, then

SLAM TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fluffernutter
05-28-2003, 08:49 PM
Tomb Of The Mutilated or Eaten Back To Life?

Harmony Corruption or Utopia Banished?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:50 PM
HA!

Tomb Of The Mutilated or Eaten Back To Life?

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SuperClerk
05-28-2003, 08:51 PM
Hey Moe, what is your favorite kind of Pez?

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fluffernutter
05-28-2003, 08:51 PM
I knew you would like that one





I want a streak of blonde in the front of my hair. What do you recommend using?















Will this make me look gay?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:52 PM
Hey Moe, what is your favorite kind of Pez?


AverageClerk gets no drunken answers!

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:53 PM
I want a streak of blonde in the front of my hair. What do you recommend using?


Use what I used. Whatever's on sale!


Will this make me look gay?


Gay like a fox!

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SuperClerk
05-28-2003, 08:53 PM
AverageClerk gets no drunken answers!



Hey that's not right. I offered you an apology. I offered you peace and harmony. I offered you friendship and unity. I offered you Pez.

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Reephdweller
05-28-2003, 08:54 PM
WHAT IS UBET?!?!

Is it like You Bet?


You never had Ubet chocolate syrup?

(i guess spelled u-bet)

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:56 PM
Hey that's not right. I offered you an apology. I offered you peace and harmony. I offered you friendship and unity. I offered you Pez


What you ofered was an insutling 3 way!

GOOD DAY SIR!

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 08:57 PM
You never had Ubet chocolate syrup?


Nope. Learn something new every day~

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Reephdweller
05-28-2003, 08:59 PM
Nope. Learn something new every day~


Me neither actually, but I knew what Dice was talking about when he mentioned it.

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fluffernutter
05-28-2003, 08:59 PM
What have you been listening to OUTSIDE of metal recently? Anything shocking that would make us gasp?

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SuperClerk
05-28-2003, 08:59 PM
What you ofered was an insutling 3 way!

GOOD DAY SIR!



Well, I have plenty of Pez to offer.

http://www.spectrumnet.com/pez/penut99.jpg

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:01 PM
What have you been listening to OUTSIDE of metal recently? Anything shocking that would make us gasp?


Metallica

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

No, AIC and STP are classics.

Fiona Apple, The Police. Shit like that

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:05 PM
OK AverageClerk. I'll take the Gargamel Dispenser, and we'll call a truce.

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SuperClerk
05-28-2003, 09:07 PM
OK AverageClerk. I'll take the Gargamel Dispenser, and we'll call a truce.



ALRIGHT!!!!! I'm glad we're friends again Moe. Do you wanna play Connect Four with me?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:09 PM
ALRIGHT!!!!! I'm glad we're friends again Moe. Do you wanna play Connect Four with me?


Stratego or nothing!

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mikeyboy
05-28-2003, 09:11 PM
Is this it, or can we expect more?

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SuperClerk
05-28-2003, 09:11 PM
Stratego or nothing


I can't find Stratego. How about Don't tip the Waiter?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:12 PM
Is this it, or can we expect more?


Well I can't ak MYSELF questions Mike. Were in this together!

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Reephdweller
05-28-2003, 09:13 PM
Why when a person eats asparagus does the piss smell like broccoli?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:13 PM
I can't find Stratego. How about Don't tip the Waiter?



Forget it. I have a copy of The Simpson's Dice game and Orginal Battleship. We can busy ourselves with that.

How about Boggle?

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fluffernutter
05-28-2003, 09:13 PM
What happens when MojoPin hits 10,000?

Head explodes?

What title will he have then? Uberposter?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:14 PM
Why when a person eats asparagus does the piss smell like broccoli?


DUDE! I fucking HATE that!

It scared the shit out of me about a month ago! I hadn't eaten asparagus in a long time, and when I pissed I thought I was gonna die!

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SuperClerk
05-28-2003, 09:16 PM
How about Boggle?



No can do. I am loyal to Super Boggle. I also have the "Fun House" home version game.

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:16 PM
What happens when MojoPin hits 10,000?

Head explodes?

What title will he have then? Uberposter?


He gets nothing! He loses! Good day sir!

No, he SHOULD get a new title, as we all shoud at 10000. I hope the staff gets on that.

Maybe a taylor made title. I mean, we DID waste out lives on your stupid board.

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:18 PM
No can do. I am loyal to Super Boggle. I also have the "Fun House" home version game


Man. Got a deck of cards?

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fluffernutter
05-28-2003, 09:19 PM
As well as RonFez Mark and yourself Moe.

I vote for UBERPOSTER!

Anyone, anyone?

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SuperClerk
05-28-2003, 09:20 PM
Man. Got a deck of cards?



Yeah, but it's a pinocle deck. Want to play Uno?

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HBox
05-28-2003, 09:21 PM
So, does anyone like the night life? Do you like to boogie? On the Disco ri-eee-ide?
Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:23 PM
Yeah, but it's a pinocle deck. Want to play Uno?


DO I!!!

Actually, no. Tic tac toe?

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:24 PM
So, does anyone like the night life? Do you like to boogie? On the Disco ri-eee-ide?



Can't you tell by the way I walk I'm a woman's man? No time to talk.

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:25 PM
As well as RonFez Mark and yourself Moe.

I vote for UBERPOSTER!

Anyone, anyone?



How about Shut In?

Single?

Tits on a bull?

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SuperClerk
05-28-2003, 09:27 PM
How about this?

http://userdata.acd.net/ottinger/tvgames1/bible.jpg

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:28 PM
Bible Bowl?

I'm so there. Then we can ask God to forgive us if we cheat at it.

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FiveB247
05-28-2003, 09:29 PM
Moe...when will you admit rock is dead? It's pop and complacency.....and it's here to stay.

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HBox
05-28-2003, 09:30 PM
Moe, will you beat up a ninja for me?
Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:32 PM
Moe...when will you admit rock is dead? It's pop and complacency.....and it's here to stay.


But they say the heart of rock and roll is still beatin'

and from what I've seen I believe em.

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:33 PM
Moe, will you beat up a ninja for me?


Sure. And i he's a Lib, I won't even charge ya!

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SuperClerk
05-28-2003, 09:36 PM
Look Moe!!! I found some more good ones in my basement.....

http://www.neatstuff.net/games/Hillbillies-Game.jpg

http://www.neatstuff.net/games/Cabbage-kids.JPG

http://www.neatstuff.net/games/DominoPizza.jpg

http://www.neatstuff.net/games/Home-Alone-2.JPG

http://www.neatstuff.net/games/Murder-She.JPG

http://www.neatstuff.net/games/MouseTrap.jpg

http://www.neatstuff.net/games/pac-man.jpg

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:42 PM
HA! I remember that Pac man game!

Giving kids games with little parts is SO STUPID!

There was always too few marbels.

And Murder She Wrote the game?

wee wee wee wee boring.

I used to watch that show with my Grandma. Gay.

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:44 PM
http://www.neatstuff.net/games/DominoPizza.jpg

HA! Dig that crazy road sign alerting you to the party.

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:54 PM
And that ENDS another triumphant edition of Ask Drunken Moe.

You're all beat. That's the end.

NYC-YA!!

DC-YUH!

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SuperClerk
05-28-2003, 09:55 PM
Check out these bad boys-

http://www.vintagegamestore.com/lgpics/starskyhutch.jpg

http://www.vintagegamestore.com/lgpics/roots.jpg

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http://www.vintagegamestore.com/shop/images/1178.jpg

http://www.vintagegamestore.com/shop/images/1446.jpg

http://www.vintagegamestore.com/shop/images/492.jpg

http://www.vintagegamestore.com/lgpics/letseatout.jpg

http://www.vintagegamestore.com/pics/loudmouth.jpg

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 09:56 PM
Actually, if I'm still here, I'll answer you questions, but I'm no longe sitting here waiting for your questions.

I'll have to get shit faced and do this again soon.

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fluffernutter
05-28-2003, 10:03 PM
In Cleveland too?


Was that game from when Domino's still used REAL ingredients?


Does the game of Roots come with a whip?


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SuperClerk
05-28-2003, 10:12 PM
Glad I could help out in ruining yet another thread. Bong!

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Death Metal Moe
05-28-2003, 10:24 PM
WOW! Morton Downey Jr. had his own game?
How did you win? First one through a Carton of Non-Filters wins?

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TheGameHHH
05-28-2003, 10:49 PM
Moe: Am I messed up right now?

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Death Metal Moe
05-29-2003, 10:19 AM
Sorry HHH. I passed out by then.

This one was fun, but the magic from the last one just wasn't there. Maybe I need to get more plastered.

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Def Dave in SC
05-29-2003, 01:09 PM
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Are you trying to be subtle here? I'd watch out for that guy. Moe.

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