Funniest Headline Ever

[El Mudo]

http://www.washtimes.com/national/20030601-104808-4655r.htm

I thought this guy was dangerous enough already what with bombings and such, and now we've got to worry about his taint?

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[IrishAlkey]

And watch out for his red nose!

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[reeshy]

Community wary of Rudolph's taint


Christ- if this guy really was living in the woods for 5 years, I'd be wary of his"taint" too!!!

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[A.J.]

Is he not an asshole shaver too?

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[Teenweek]

Funniest Headline Ever


The famous NY Post headline for the 70's.


Headless man found in topless bar

[IrishAlkey]

Rudolph with your taint so brown
Stop trying to bring our government down...

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[TheMojoPin]

Rudolph's taint is covered with hair...

He bombs things only a terrorist would dare...

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[IrishAlkey]

Then when the police found him
They began to shout with glee...
Rudolph the woodsy bomber
The electric chair is where you'll be...



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[Death Metal Moe]

They still have yet to find this guy:

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[TheMojoPin]

If the Unabomber is done using the Bucket of Truth, he should pass it on to Rudolph.

And is anyone seeing the reports from the town where he was caught? Half the people are talking like they're unsure whether they would have turned him in, and the other half sound like they wish they could have taken him in. Cripes.

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