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Meatball
06-03-2003, 05:40 PM
i see FAR more beautiful women walking the streets of manhattan everyday.
Heck - even a handful of out own rfbabies are better looking than some of these contestants...why the heck is that??

You think the US entry is the prettiest in the country?

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HBox
06-03-2003, 05:42 PM
I wouldn't trust any of these skanks to care for the well-being of the entire unvierse.
TooCute
06-03-2003, 05:45 PM
Whoever the chicks playing the instruments are, they're skanky but they're really good.

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TooCute
06-03-2003, 05:55 PM
I'm picking Serbia & Montenegro to win. Based only on the evening gown, anyway.

Ok based on their faces I pick Venezuela.

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The Chairman
06-03-2003, 06:03 PM
Hot damn! Those chicks in the string quartet are hot! And they can play!

So long Kronos Quartet...

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mdr55
06-03-2003, 06:06 PM
Don't be hating the ladies....they hot!!!
Stop judging them by american standards.
FUNKMAN
06-03-2003, 06:15 PM
i would have to say most of these women are very attractive...

and this is for what they posess on the inside...


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JustJon
06-03-2003, 06:16 PM
<img src="http://www.universal-music.co.jp/classics/bond/gallery/bond0e.jpg" width=350>

They quartet is called Bond. Fallon can post the Maxim shot later :)

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TooCute
06-03-2003, 06:26 PM
<img src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1300000/images/_1300330_bond300.jpg">

I need to tell my little sister, this is what she needs to do with her Juilliard degree!!!

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mdr55
06-03-2003, 06:30 PM
NICE!!! Damn, now I wished I went to Julliard. Who would have known they would have hotties.
Meatball
06-03-2003, 06:31 PM
oh BS!!!

these 5 finalists are NOT even close to the prettiest.

http://www.bellezavenezolana.net/MU/03/delegates.htm

what about argentina, canada, brazil, cyprus, belgium. iceland.....

and the US cannot put in someone who can finish in the final 15???

something is wrong dammit

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TooCute
06-03-2003, 06:32 PM
yay both my picks made the top five


god brazil was dumb - "It was very hard for me to become a soccer commentator because people think that women don't understand sports" then she says ..."I had to read a lot of books to learn about the soccer terminology"


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mdr55
06-03-2003, 06:37 PM
Comin MEXICO!!!!!
She's a hottie.
mdr55
06-03-2003, 06:39 PM
who's in the top 5?
Sorry but my T.V. is broke.
TooCute
06-03-2003, 06:45 PM
venezuela, japan, south africa, dominican republic, serbia & montenegro

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Meatball
06-03-2003, 06:48 PM
serbia is the prettiest, japan blew her quesion, venelzuala and south africa asnwered best.

im going with serbia..looks always win out in life.

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mdr55
06-03-2003, 06:49 PM
Thanks....comin Dominican Republic.

To bad Ms. Guam wasn't in. She would have won!
Death Metal Moe
06-03-2003, 06:53 PM
These girls are attractive, but need a sandwich.

Maybe..............bacon?

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Tall_James
06-03-2003, 06:55 PM
I heard Miss Dominican Republic corked her bat.

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TooCute
06-03-2003, 06:56 PM
serbia is so not hot but she has all that poise shit down, she looks hot on the catwalk.

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TooCute
06-03-2003, 06:57 PM
damn I picked the first runner up.

miss dominican republic has the most fans there!!

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mdr55
06-03-2003, 06:58 PM
YES!!!! Ms. Dominican Republic !!!! Damn shes hot.
Meatball
06-03-2003, 07:00 PM
well here is your winner

http://www.globalbeauties.com/gb/universe/2003/dominican.htm

she is ok, could have been much worse.

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TheMojoPin
06-03-2003, 08:21 PM
Thank fucking Christ that peace still reigns on this planet thanks to tits.

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The Chairman
06-03-2003, 08:48 PM
One of the funniest shows I've seen all year.

I picked the winner and first runner up for a change. Both hot Latinas. Excellent.

Highlights:

The various chicks tripping while walking the catwalk.

The chick who couldn't answer whether she would want to be fire or water cause she's a "human."

The hot string quartet.

The chick from South Africa in a roundabout way saying Nelson Mandela was not a remarkable man even though she meant the opposite.

What Too Cute said about the Brazilian soccer commentator.

When they asked the Venezuelan chick hot she got into "Extreme Sports" after they said that was her hobby and she said she never did extreme sports and they were mistaken.

Donald Trump overdoing it on the "Just for Men" Hair Dye and Aqua Net hair spray.

The ugly evening gown of Miss USA which looked like a figure skaters outfit.

All the endorsements like the Crest White Strip Personality Award.

And the lowlights:

They all looked anorexic. What's wrong with showing some real looking women.

And, as usual, the show objectified womyn.

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JustJon
06-03-2003, 09:20 PM
And, as usual, the show objectified womyn.
says the man who said he batched to the 2 finalists.

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The Chairman
06-03-2003, 10:26 PM
When they asked the Venezuelan chick hot she got into "Extreme Sports"


This, my friends, is an example of a Freudian slip.....

And Jon, I batched to the finalists. Would you prefer the Soap Opera guy judge?

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Steels
06-03-2003, 10:43 PM
I need to tell my little sister, this is what she needs to do with her Juilliard degree!!!

Please send my regards to your sister. :)

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Miss Dolores Haze
06-03-2003, 11:03 PM
Would you prefer the Soap Opera guy judge?

Come on, I told you it was Bo from Days of Our Lives. Give him a little respect for some bad acting.
Oh yeah, I liked Miss Venezuela better. Maybe something will happen where Miss Dominican Republic can't fulfill her duties.

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Death Metal Moe
06-03-2003, 11:50 PM
When I say Wo, you say Pat!

WO!

PAT!

WO!

PAT!

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TooCute
06-04-2003, 07:22 AM
WAIT Peter Rickell was one of the judges and I missed him!!????


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silera
06-04-2003, 08:39 AM
This is so bittersweet.


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Freebird
06-04-2003, 10:24 PM
Serbia was in the finals?.. Just imagine if they had selected Nurse Mira to represent that country in the contest!!! :)

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Aggie
06-05-2003, 07:39 AM
Ummm, I thought Nurse Mira is Croatian. I think she would be insulted. I'm also Croatian, it should have been us instead of those damn Serbs!

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TheMojoPin
06-05-2003, 08:54 AM
I'm also Croatian

First Texas...now THIS.

Aggie just can't catch a break with life.

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DJEvelEd
06-05-2003, 10:30 AM
A real Miss Universe would wear a cape and a ring with super powers.








Maybe a backwards thong too...

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NurseMira
06-12-2003, 07:38 PM
I am actually Serbian.


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NurseMira
06-12-2003, 07:38 PM
I am actually Serbian.


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