My Trip Home

[ADF]

So I'm lucky enough to bum a ride from Rich, post-festivities, thinking that I really lucked out avoiding public transportation. It was smooth sailing...

...until the Pulaski Skyway.

We hit a huge pothole as Rich moved over a lane to avoid about four cars that were all pulled over, changing tires. My girl called me a couple of minutes later and I bragged to her that we managed to avoid a flat tire despite hitting the pothole, whereas the other four cars met a gloomier fate.

About sixty seconds later the left front tire went flat.

No biggie.. we'll just put the doughnut on and travel home at fifty, right? So we get the changing of tires done, get moving and.... uh, oh.. that doesn't sound right. It turns out the doughnut is flat, too. Sumnabitch.

Rich and I had to wait around for a tow truck. I entertained myself by playing with a plastic x-wing fighter. Rich mentioned something about "huddling together to preserve our body heat," but I didn't think it was that cold. After a couple of hours, he started to look like a big turkey drumstick. Ok, maybe it was ten minutes, but I was hungry.

Obviously, I made it home, safe and sound, so you can all rest easy now. At least this time I didn't wizz on myself.

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This message was edited by ADF on 6-5-03 @ 7:16 AM

[TheMojoPin]

Rich and I had to wait around for a tow truck. I entertained myself by playing with a plastic x-wing fighter. Rich mentioned something about "huddling together to preserve our body heat," but I didn't think it was that cold. After a couple of hours, he started to look like a big turkey drumstick. Ok, maybe it was ten minutes, but I was hungry.

Never has a post satisified my dork-love of "Star Wars", my man-love of Rich and ADF AND my love of turkey in a single paragraph.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Next time, add Ned Beaty and inbred mountian people into the story.

It'll spice it up!

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[TeRRoR]

HMMM......

i remember seeing that first group of about 4 cars with a black guy in a white shirt trying to flag everyone down, or was it to maybe... slow down? who knows.

I wonder if that was rich in the second one. i did see a bunch of white boys, but it looked like they were working on the right side. i wasnt sure.

but i giggle everytime i see someone broken down on the pulaski skyway, because not being in a moving vehicle on that road is almost nearly a death trap.

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[Hosp]

God bless the MTA, I only have to deal with the homeless and junkies while you had to deal with each other.

And I hope he didn't ask you to hold his lug nuts. It's just a trick, trust me.

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[FUNKMAN]

always good to not become a highlight on Ahmad's REAL TV show...

people are moving pretty damn fast on that Skyway...



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[skurbs]

it took me an hour to find the tunnel. and when i found it, the entrance was closed. and i never managed to find grays, even though i go there all the time. ugh.

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[Aggie]

Why does this story sound very familiar? I don't think you're the first one Rich has gotten a 'flat tire' with before ADF. From what I hear he's very popular at one of the rest stops around there.

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[JerseyRich]

Yeah yeah...yuck it up.

After getting into bed at about 4 am, I awoke just a short while ago...

Off to the mechanic.

There is one thing I would like to say about AAA...At 3 am they are quick, curteous, and very handy.

And don't believe a word that ADF said, he did piss all over himself.

-Mr. Drumstick.

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[silera]

From what I hear he's very popular at one of the rest stops around there.

AHA!

Rich boobies his tires, or purposefully hits potholes in an attempt to provide a cover for his jaunts into the seedy underworld of gay rest stop orgies.

You've been discovered!


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[Hosp]

And Alkey has the pictures to prove it.

Lucky thing he's been steaking out that rest area for months with his camera in order to get the evidence.

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[TheMojoPin]

And don't believe a word that ADF said, he did piss all over himself.

"Dave, you'll catch your DEATh of cold in those wet, wet clothes...mmmmm, yeah...stroke my beard..."

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[StupidGirlllll]

it took me an hour to find the tunnel.


Yea i found it fine...should of put the navigation system on in that new BMW u just bought

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[Heavy]

pulaski skyway

where the fuck is this "Pulaki Skyway"?

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[Tall_James]

Rich and I had to wait around for a tow truck. I entertained myself by playing with a plastic x-wing fighter. Rich mentioned something about "huddling together to preserve our body heat,"
It's a shame that there wasn't a Bantha nearby that you could slice open with your lightsaber and crawl inside of to keep warm.

Ugh.

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[skurbs]

i should! thank you! maybe i can pimp it out bayonne style with neon and flashers on my rims.

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This message was edited by skurbs on 6-5-03 @ 5:23 PM

[grlNIN]

in an attempt to provide a cover for his jaunts into the seedy underworld of gay rest stop orgies.





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[TheMojoPin]

it took me an hour to find the tunnel.

Yeah, it IS a bitch when Rich passes out, but once he rolls over, you're home-free...

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[Death Metal Moe]

Do you know WHY they named it the Pulaski Skyway?

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[IrishAlkey]

It's named after General Pulaski.

If you're daring enough, feel free to read the plaque that hangs above the bridge.

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[Arienette]

as bad as i felt, when i got the phone call at 3 am saying that you guys had a flat tire, i was fairly amused.

the funnier part was when adf woke up after like two hours of sleep to go to work at 7, only to find out that he didn't have to be there until 9:30.

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[SatCam]

At 3 am they are quick, curteous, and very handy.Yea, when you need another guy, they're always on call.

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[Death Metal Moe]

no Alkey. That's the correct answer, but not the correct punchline.

The correct punchline is:

Because it was supposed to be a tunnel.

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[Friday]

**sigh**

This is ALL my fault.
Had I been in the car we could have avoided this catastrophy.
I have magical powers you know.

Sorry guys. I will NEVER let SARS get in the way of a party again.



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[Ralphy Ramone]

After a couple of hours, he started to look like a big turkey drumstick.


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