What Would Drunk Jesus Say?

[IrishAlkey]

Here's your chance to ask Him.

I think he turned a little too much water into wine tonight.

Is Sammy Sosa a cocksucker?

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[blakjeezis]

sammy sosa is a stupid spic land anyine
uk shoiuld rot in hekl

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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 6-7-03 @ 4:33 AM

[IrishAlkey]

Impressive...

He wrote his reply in Spanish.


Where are the weapons of mass destruction?



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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 6-7-03 @ 4:36 AM

[blakjeezis]

the7y arwe in yojur ass yiou stupid mick

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[IrishAlkey]

We should bomb my ass?

My farts aren't that bad...

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[fluffernutter]

That seven inch torpedo wasn't a bomb.

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[blakjeezis]

farts arwe bad because they smell bad. Escially when yhey are Alkey's love farts. Trust me, I know

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[fluffernutter]

Is it normal to smell your own farts and thoroughly enjoy them?

I do!

Yummy!

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[blakjeezis]

i9t is

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[ChrisTheCop]

if jesus is all powerful, can he mix a shot that will not make he himself drunk?

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[DJEvelEd]

Jesus could drink anybody under the table. Jesus smokes mad blunts and drinks wine but never gets trashed. My friend Jesus is so cool, he works at the diner and gets me free food and hooks me up with all the hot Latinas.



He also does magic tricks with fish and cripples

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[schmega]

You are God the Man, how could you POSSIBLY get drunk?

[phixion]

Jesus smokes mad blunts


yo i can outsmoke jesus. i could outsmoke hunter s thompson.

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[FiveB247]

Are you saying Jesus can't hit a curve ball?

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[PanterA]

Did the nails leave scars?

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[SatCam]

Can you really turn stuff into flat bread and wine?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Can you talk your way out of this one in heaven?

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[grlNIN]

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