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SatCam
06-08-2003, 02:20 PM
What's the story behind the names like Funny Cide or Charasmatic? How 'bout "Dont Tell Mom". Now I'm stavin.



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Heavy
06-08-2003, 02:31 PM
The owners just make them up. Like if you had a horse it would prob be named Satellite cam

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FUNKMAN
06-08-2003, 02:37 PM
same way people pick their board names, personal preference... or a drug induced moment...

may be a slight problem with the name
ROCKOUTWITHYACOCKOUT being announced or displayed on your TV screen...

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SatCam
06-08-2003, 03:36 PM
So Dee Sipper is a sutable name?

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Heavy
06-08-2003, 03:49 PM
I dont see a problem with that.

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The Nature Boy
06-08-2003, 03:55 PM
Most horses are named for a personal preference and registered with a national horse racing registry, a horse like Torre and Zim, for instance, named by a Yankee fan.

However, if there is a strong bloodline lineage, the horse will often take on some variation of name in the genology, for noteriety, prestige and hopefully eventually stronger status when they breed. For instance, there are a bunch of "Cide"'s out there, gaining more noteriety since "Funny Cide" has been gelded(had his balls nipped off, thus leaving nothing to breed with). I believe there is a "Humor Cide" that is a predesecsor to "Funny Cide" and their genology is traced to "Homicide " and "Suicide" or something along those lines.

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TooCute
06-08-2003, 04:22 PM
Yeah, horses are named whatever their owners want to name them, but it's a great tradition to name your horse something that relates to a famous sire/grandsire/dam whatever.
E.g. Two of Man o' War's sons were War Admiral, who won the triple crown, own Battleship, who won the derby. (Not to mention Man o' War's dad, Fair Play, sired Display, Mad Play, Chance Play, Mad Hatter, My Play etc...)

There ARE a lot of rules in naming though, like no initials, no horsey words, no corporate names (eg you couldn't name a horse "Viagra" or "Target". Could you imagine sponsered horses, like race cars?), nothing with numbers under 30 (2nd's in third place, coming up on the outside! 2nd's moving into second!), nothing vulgar, and no names of certain famous horses (like hall of fame, eclipse winners, stuff like that - so you can't name your horse Omaha or whatever).

you can see all the rules <a href="http://horseracing.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://home.jockeyclub.com/rules/rules.html%23rule6">here</a>.

People always seem to like making stupid puns out of names though. Some examples I'm stealing directly from that same website: Hoof Hearted, Isitingood, and Peony's Envy

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Def Dave in SC
06-08-2003, 04:38 PM
So Dee Sipper is a sutable name?
I dont see a problem with that


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kc7586
06-08-2003, 06:07 PM
they make them up at the glue factory

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Reephdweller
06-08-2003, 06:32 PM
So Dee Sipper is a sutable name?



How about a name like Sarah Jessica Parker?

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HordeKing1
06-08-2003, 06:49 PM
REEFDWEELA - You beat me to it.

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mdr55
06-08-2003, 08:44 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker is hot!!!

stickyfingers
06-08-2003, 09:23 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker is hot!!!


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HordeKing1
06-09-2003, 11:41 AM
"Sarah Jessica Parker is hot."

Then take the horsey blanket off her after the race and let her cool off.

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SatCam
06-09-2003, 08:26 PM
So Empire Maker was named for that Prince Abdulah guy, right?

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