how to stop Islamic terrorists

[WRESTLINGFAN]

HOW TO STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISTS . . . it worked once in our History . . .
Once in US history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.

Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The US soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.

All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.


This message was edited by WRESTLINGFAN on 6-9-03 @ 9:45 PM

[TheMojoPin]

The Philipines and Indonesia of two of the largest and most active hotspots for terrorism, namely Muslim extremists, specifically Al Qaeda themselves, in the world today, so obviously, if this happened, it really, really worked.

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.htm

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[Heavy]

Nice story, who made it up?

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[FUNKMAN]

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[DarkHippie]

This also occurred before the fundamentalist movement of the 1920's.

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[high fly]

Was she driving the Phantom 309?

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[furie]

That story's been circulating the internet for years. it's just as valid as the ghost boy in 3 men and a baby.

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http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.htm

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[TheMojoPin]

Don't worry Alice, I already had it linked.

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[A.J.]

I thought Pershing was chasing Pancho Villa back into Mexico around that time (along with a young George S. Patton). I never knew he had served in the Phillipines.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

whoopsy! didn't see the link!

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