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furie
06-12-2003, 12:45 PM
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mikeyboy
06-12-2003, 12:49 PM
I knew it wouldn't take long for the poll abuse to start.
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JustJon
06-12-2003, 12:52 PM
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Fallon
06-12-2003, 02:40 PM
Whats up with the crazy fucking eyes?
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-12-2003, 04:07 PM
I say it's a Siamese cat.
Get it?
Whats up with the crazy fucking eyes?
White cats born with one blue eye are deaf in the ear that is on the same side of the blue eye.
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HordeKing1
06-12-2003, 04:28 PM
One cat, 2 cats, what's the difference?
In the words of Stephen Lynch
"If ye loveth jesus you must kill a kitten" (or two)
(Anything he said about puppies was strictly for shock value and shouldn't be taken seriously. ;))
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nickeye
06-12-2003, 06:10 PM
3. One cat, sixteen beers.
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FUNKMAN
06-12-2003, 06:30 PM
White cats born with one blue eye are deaf in the ear that is on the same side of the blue eye.
is that the same for dogs? i've heard of Siberian or Alaskan Huskies that have a similar eye mismatch...
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TooCute
06-12-2003, 06:42 PM
No, it's not true for siberian huskies (alaskan huskies aren't
really a recognized breed - they're kind of like siberian huskies
with a whole bunch of other dogs mixed in).
And white cats with one blue eye have a much higher chance of
being deaf in that ear, but they're not ALWAYS deaf :) Those
kitties are cute!!!!!! so pretty I want one!
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-12-2003, 07:36 PM
I should have said, "sometimes deaf."
It is also rumored that the females are not good mothers. Not true.
I've had a few cats like that. Sweetest cats ever!
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ChrisTheCop
06-12-2003, 09:25 PM
(Bridge)
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.
A scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood that it seeks
That's where we begin our story!
(chorus)
The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads!
College brought education
To this privileged man
High school diploma
A science major
with a government grant
Four years later an experiment
To mutate domestic pets
It turned into a nightmare
So lock your doors
Hide your hot dogs
This cat's upset
(Bridge)
Society's been so good to me
My parents paid for my college education
Majoring in biotechnology
Created a beast and now it's after me!
(chorus) x2
Two heads..... of terror!
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Death Metal Moe
06-12-2003, 09:29 PM
We have a double headed cat, and NO PUSSY JOKES?!?!
You people are slippin! And the site isn't even slow anymore!
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