Air Bud and those Most Valuable F'n Primate Movies

[fluffernutter]

How long can this Air Bud shit be dragged out. Hasn't this fucking Golden Retreiver been playing every sport known to man for that last 10 years or so. Now they have this fucking monkey playing all the same sports.

Most Valuabe Primate

Most Vertical Primate

Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch

Air Bud: Golden Retreiver.......GE! GE! GE!

I am watching Dora the Explorer this morning and theya re showing a commercial for the new Air Bud SPIKES BACK where he plays, you guessed it, Volleyball. UGH! LAME!

Do kids actually watch these things? More importantly, do parents actually let their kids watch these things? Something animated I could totally agree with but live action? No way. Save the live action animal movies for something a bit more practical than a fucking Golden Retreiver playing sprts.

Whats next? Oh, I know Disney, how about a cat playing Tennis or some shit like that.

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[Tall_James]

I may be wrong on this, but didn't the original dog that played "Air Bud" have one of his legs amputated for some reason? I'm not making this up, I seem to remember something bad happening to that dog.

As for the Most Valuable Primate? Monkeys are comedy gold. Even when you pair them with Dave Coulier from "Full House".

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[fluffernutter]

Thats funny about Air Bud having a leg amputated. Actually, I don't condone any inkury of any animal but I am treating this as Air Bud computer generated.

Air Bud: Having a LEG Up On the Competition. HA!

Dave Coulier should have stayed on Out of Control.

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[A.J.]

As for the Most Valuable Primate? Monkeys are comedy gold.

See Tony Danza in "Going Ape!", Clint Eastwood in "Every Which Way But Loose", Matthew Broderick in "Project X", or Ronald Reagan in "Bedtime for Bonzo"!

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[Tall_James]

I remember "Out of Control". Did anyone else want to inject Diz with the monkeypox like I did?

Side note on Dave Coulier. It always makes me laugh whenever I hear Alanis Morrisette's "You Oughta Know" and realize that it was Dave Coulier that she was going down on in a theatre. Did you think he'd say "CUT - IT - OUT!"

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[Tall_James]

Whats next? Oh, I know Disney, how about a cat playing Tennis or some shit like that.


Precedent has been set...

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[TheMojoPin]

The original Air Bud did have a leg amputated, and ending up dying shortly afterwards. Rather painfully, if I can recall correctly.

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Air Bud aka Tri-pod as Special Olympics Snoopy

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[FUNKMAN]

As for the Most Valuable Primate? Monkeys are comedy gold.


don't forget Magilla Gorilla and Grape Ape...

the chimp in the Little Rascals episode who was breaking the golf clubs was pretty good...



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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-16-03 @ 9:40 PM