im bored

[skurbs]

i am bored and need a girlfriend.
that is all.



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[JiZ]

Why don't you just go get drunk then try and throw money in some girl's face. You seem to be good at that.

Its is my deep seeded hatred and utter contempt for human life that gets me through each day

[The Chairman]

You mean that gray silk 70's style shirt still isn't working for you? The one you told me at El Patio bar you were given by Steve Wynn cause you dropped over $10,000 at his casino?

Hmmmm.

Did you know good ol' Steve has had retinitis pigmentosa for years and is legally blind? May explain a lot.

Oh, and it's just my opinion, but I'm guessing, just guessing, that posting on an Internet Message Board that you're "Bored" and want a girlfriend isn't gonna make you an Adonis any time soon.

Bored people masturbate a lot. If you want to get laid, go out, do non-boring stuff and remember....the shirt can cost $500, but if it looks like something Tony Manero had in his closet, leave it in yours.

I don't believe you can judge a book by its cover, but if it applied to you, do you really think chicks want to read "My Life as a Bored Girlfriend Wanting Internet Posting Dude."

So take The Chairman's advice:

Think less:

http://chessgrrl.topcities.com/mate.jpg

and more:

http://www.ironchef.com/img/kaga5.jpg

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[FUNKMAN]

change your nickname to "cooties" cause it sounds like coochie and maybe you'll get some...



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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 6-22-03 @ 6:28 PM

[JiZ]

I do find it funny that you tried to throw money in the face of a girl I was sitting with. Then you stood outside Bar9 last week, standing by your car calling at girls that were leaving with other guys. And going by the Chairman's post, you talked him to death about how much money you spend. I suggest going back to the drawing board and think of another pick-up line. Your present one doesn't seem to work on girls or the Chairman :confuse:

Its is my deep seeded hatred and utter contempt for human life that gets me through each day

[Death Metal Moe]

i am bored and need a girlfriend.


Listen, I feel your pain too, but unless you start dating someone really exciting, you'll just be bored with a girlfriend at times too.

Wanting a girlfriend for something to do doesn't really strike me as a great way to start out a relationship.

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[skurbs]

jiz actually i dont know who you are. what do you look like? you mean when i went and got gum out of my car to coverup my winston breath, and saw people leaving and said "oh you are leaving? take care"? yes i am ass for saying goodbye to people.

i thought the chairman and i got along fine :) chairman is a good guy in my book, even if he dislikes my fine shirts. he asked where i got it, and i told him. it was a comp. who cares?

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This message was edited by skurbs on 6-23-03 @ 5:38 PM

[JiZ]

jiz actually i dont know who you are. what do you look like?


Then it may be time to reasess your alcohol intake. Granted I look like a dick in them but you can see my pic here. (http://www.richstillwell.com/Bar9617.htm) I'm in the last pic and the 3rd from the last pic.


yes i am ass for saying goodbye to people.


No sir. You are an ass for trying to make "indecent proposals" with girls you meet at El Patio.

This message was edited by JiZ on 6-23-03 @ 5:47 PM

[mario]

Hey skurbs...Jiz is the good looking "spanish" kid next to good looking chicks 24/7...

[miss_V9]

mmmm, yeah i recall a hot offer in referance to Indecent
Proposal...well sweetheart I have a proposal for u, instead of
possibly offering money for women, i suggest a bar of soap, a
book on etiquette and a 12 step program because if u don't
remeber these things...there could be an issue there....

[baskin8obins]

HAHAHA she got u there u fucking loser..................stop bitching u puss

[Reephdweller]

Bored people masturbate a lot.


Actually Chairman you misspelled it, it's not "bored" people, but BOARD people masturbate a lot.

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[skurbs]

indecent proposal?!?!

if i actually said anything like that i deserve to get hit by a bus

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<font face="arial"> skurbs (tom from hoboken

[canofsoup15]

Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shoot
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm freaking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so darn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shoot

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as heck can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to MY OWN CELL
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so darn bored I'm going BLIND!!!
And I smell like shoot

I GOT NO MOTIVATION
WHERE IS MY MOTIVATION
NO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATION
SMOKING MY INSPIRATION

Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling
Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one SHE'S got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're freaking lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so darn BORED
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND."
But it's just a myth

Download some free tetris, listen to music, and eat pretzel sticks and water from the fridge until your eyes fall out and rool onto the fllor. Hey, works for me.

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[ToddEVF]

Wanting a girlfriend for something to do doesn't really strike me as a great way to start out a relationship

couldn't agree more, moe

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[Jennitalia]

judging by this thread, i'd say you need to get a life first. then work on getting a girlfriend

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[DJEvelEd]

Be a shut-in like me, then you won't have to see happy couples in public and get depressed. The more time I spend being busy on the internet, the less time I think about my pathetic life,,,





and a Spanish Hooker is a great place to start




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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 6-23-03 @ 8:33 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

couldn't agree more, moe


I bet you could if you tried!

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