Toilets

[The Chairman]

When do YOU consider a toilet: "acceptably left for future use?"

The question applies to where people live, not a public restroom.

Please reply according to your gender (M=Male, F=Female).

If your answer "depends', please pick the best choice and then you can post what your answer depends on.

This message was edited by The Chairman on 6-23-03 @ 12:56 AM

[ChrisTheCop]

But if your answer is Depends, you dont need a toilet, right?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, top up but seat down. That's normal for me.

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[The Chairman]

But if your answer is Depends, you dont need a toilet, right?

fucking brilliant.

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[Death Metal Moe]

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Let's pretend this Iced Tea is really a gallon of your feces.

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[ChrisTheCop]

That's some cold shit.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

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[TheMojoPin]

When do YOU consider a toilet: "acceptably left for future use?"

Every other Tuesday.

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[TooCute]

I hate it when the cover is down. Then I can't see inside. It makes me suspicious that someone might have left a floater.

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[kc7586]

cover up for easy acces, seat down so i dont fall in

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[Steels]

I hate it when the cover is down. Then I can't see inside. It makes me suspicious that someone might have left a floater.

My thoughts exactly.

For the record, seat down & lid up.

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[IrishAlkey]

One Croft hasn't used...

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Floater?
ya mean like this...
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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Seat and lid down.

The morons who renovated my apt years ago put a counter over the toilet. If I keep the lid up the cats will knock things into the toilet.

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[Jennitalia]

i keep both down, because I don't want my cats to drink out of it. It is ok, however, for them to lick their butts

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[Aggie]

If you're a guest in MY house the f'in seat better be down. I've fallen in too many times getting up in the middle of the night to go pee (and yes, sometimes girls don't look and just sit down) I could really care less about the lid.

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[TheMojoPin]

Chairman, I feel left out. Not all of us are living in a stable relationship with someone of the opposite sex, so why would I EVER be leaving the toilet seat down? My choice? Seat AND cover up.

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[McNabbShouldDie]

Doesnt matter to me, its not real tough to put down or lift up the seat before I go.

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[A.J.]

My choice? Seat AND cover up.


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[Lisa Croft]

One Croft hasn't used...Bastage. Will this never die!? I am so damn manly that I have no problem claiming my own farts and turds, but the one in question was not my brand, I tell you. I don't even know what The Onion is. Someone please believe me! Believe me or I shall shit on top of all your toilet seat covers!

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[The Chairman]

Chairman, I feel left out. Not all of us are living in a stable relationship with someone of the opposite sex, so why would I EVER be leaving the toilet seat down? My choice? Seat AND cover up.

You can note that I mentioned "people." It was worded to imply "other people" as well. Therefore, the answer should consider how you consider the toilet "ready," both of others and yours when you have a guest (if you live alone) or share a place with others (friends, housemates, parent(s), etc.) If you treat it differently depending on whether you're alone or expect that special someone to hopefully come over and check out your awesome collection of Japanese Porn after that first date, explain in a post. But for those who didn't post yet, assume a bathroom in your home, that others might use without advance preparation/notice on your part.

Why did I pick this topic to pop my "Poll Cherry?"

Every woman I have ever lived with, no matter what the age or circumstance, has been a "seat down, lid down" chick.

My current babe is a "seat down, lip up gal."

Now since this was novel for me, I did some research and called my mom and asked her why she conditioned me for 18 years to be a "seat down, lid down" guy.

Her reasons:

The cover is there fore a reason. If it wasn't supposed to be covered, there wouldn't be a cover.

The cover is more aesthetically pleasing. That's why some people put stuff like carpet covers on the them.

The cover prevents pets, if you have them, from drinking the water.

The cover prevents things from falling into the toilet bowl. This makes sense...I have fished out many a razor or bottle of cologne from the toilet (after forgetting to cover it). Luckily I use these items after I have dropped deuce and flushed.

Now one explaination she gave (and which I found preposterous but which is validated by Aggie and others) is that having the seat down prevents a woman from "falling in the bowl", when (presumably) going at night. Now I always assumed that people turned on the light in the bathroom when using it during night hours, or there would be at least enough ambient light to determine if the seat was up or not. I guess I was wrong.

Other things while I'm at it: (I'm off today, what the hell....)

I hate wooden seats and covers and find them ridiculous. They may camouflage shit splatter or something, but I consider the wooden toilet seat with the same disdain as I do the wood paneled station wagon.

I hate cushioned seats. These are comfortable but just seem wrong. And they crack. And they stick.

I do notice "puboturf" in the area behind the seat in front of the tank and Jackson Pollock-esque stains on the bottom of the seat. No good.

Those blue tablets that you put in the tank? They make the water blue. Blue makes white look whiter. The white bleach tablets work best, but it's kind of cool to pee in blue water and make green.

No, I don't have OCD. But this seems an anal post.

Later.

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[A.J.]

I hate wooden seats and covers and find them ridiculous. They may camouflage shit splatter or something, but I consider the wooden toilet seat with the same disdain as I do the wood paneled station wagon.

Mom had one of those in one bathroom.

I hate cushioned seats. These are comfortable but just seem wrong. And they crack. And they stick.

Grandma had one of those in one bathroom.

I agree Chairman, give me a regular ol' seat.

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[walking joint]

i consider seat down, cover up good enough. my wife leaves it that way most of the time also, so i assume its okay with her. my problem with the seat cover down is after a shower it often leaves a ring of moisture on the seat...which is no good.

she is more into the way the toilet paper is put on the roll. i like it that i need to push the roll up and back towards the wall to make it come down...she likes the downward pump of the paper...but that's for a different thread i think doesn't exist yet.

[DJEvelEd]

Just to be different: Seat up, Cover up. It's mostly for selfish reasons, but I do have friends who would piss on the seat and leave it there, thus, the seat up cover up choice.



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[Spank Daddy]

My choice? Seat AND cover up.

That's my choice, cause I have my own personal bathroom. I do put the seat and lid down before company comes over. If I ever use a toilet in someone else's home, I leave it exactly the way I found it. I figure it must be their personal preference.

[TheMojoPin]

seat down, lip up gal

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[sr71blackbird]

Top up, seat down. Full roll of tolet paper, and baby wipes. Garbage pail. Magazines. All set. No fights.

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[ADF]

I'm a seat up, lid down kinda guy.

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[FUNKMAN]

don't matter to me...

but i do mind when other males are in the house and i find a puddle on the porcelain rim...

i make a point of always grabbing a wadd of paper and wiping the rim off after a tinkle... i even just recently got my Dad to start doing it... who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks...

that's what happens when you live with all Ladies...

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