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carguy
06-23-2003, 03:55 PM
What does the "H" stand for? And is Christ his last name or something? I hear it all the time, but still have no idea what it means.

FUNKMAN
06-23-2003, 03:59 PM
i think it stands or HOLY...

but it could be Horde?
:p

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HBox
06-23-2003, 04:07 PM
Horatio.

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sr71blackbird
06-23-2003, 04:07 PM
The "H" stands for "Howard"

"Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.."

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canofsoup15
06-23-2003, 04:07 PM
I thought it was "Jesus AGE Christ"

but its probably H.

Maybe its harold or heaven

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DJEvelEd
06-23-2003, 04:09 PM
Jeezuz Hanginonarubbercross Christ










I'll just ask for forgiveness now, and maybe Satan won't bang me in my ass so hard in hell,,,









No, really God; I'm sorry,,,

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ToddEVF
06-23-2003, 04:09 PM
i always say jesus fucking christ, where the hell did this jesus h christ thing start? Now i'm intregued

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TooCute
06-23-2003, 04:10 PM
<a href="http://www.quinion.com/words/qa/qa-
jes1.htm">This guy</a> says the following:

There have been various theories, but the one that
seems most plausible is that it comes from the Greek
monogram for Jesus, IHS or IHC. This is formed from the
first two letters plus the last letter of His name in Greek
(the letters iota, eta, and sigma; in the second instance,
the C is a Byzantine Greek form of sigma). The H is actually
the capital letter form of eta, but churchgoers who were
unfamiliar with Greek took it to be a Latin H.



The oath does indeed seem to be American, first recorded
in print at the end of the nineteenth century, although
around 1910 Mark Twain wrote in his Autobiography that
the expression had been in use about 1850 and was
considered old even then. Its long survival must have a lot
to do with its cadence, and the way that an especially
strong emphasis can be placed on the H.



Nineteenth-century Americans weren?t the first to take the
Greek letters to be Latin ones?since medieval times the
monogram has often been expanded into Latin phrases,
such as Iesus Hominum Salvator, Jesus Saviour of Men, In
Hoc Signo (vinces), in this sign (thou shalt conquer), and
In Hac Salus, in this (cross) is salvation.

I think it stands for "Haploid". Yuk yuk yuk.

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sr71blackbird
06-23-2003, 04:12 PM
Also, Christ is not his last name, it means Crest, or King, as in Christ the King. A king wears a crown or crest. He would have been known in his time and Jesus bin-Joseph. Like Osama bin-Ladin means Osama is "of" or bin-Ladin. In that language, you would be known as whatever your first name is, "bin-"whatever your fathers first name is. Girls were known as ben-their fathers first name. If Jesus has a sister Sarah, she would be Sarah ben-Joseph. Boys its Bin, girls its Ben...cool huh?

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This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 6-23-03 @ 8:17 PM

HordeKing1
06-23-2003, 04:27 PM
I'm pretty sure we had a similar thread before but I couldn't find it.

Didn't we conclude that the H stands for Harold, as in "Our Father, Who Art in Heaven, Harold Be Thy Name." Substitute Howard if you prefer.

Jesus H Christ (http://www.didjesusexist.com/etymology.html)

Edit: After reading another post in Off Topic (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=52&Topic=29489), I think the "H" stands for Humongous refering to his godlike genetalia.

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This message was edited by HordeKing1 on 6-23-03 @ 8:44 PM

BrianTheBailBondsman
06-23-2003, 05:10 PM
Leave it to toocute she aways comes threw.. and HK thanks I think I just pissed my pants....<P><img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:aCGcLNvxs6YC:www.publicitywhore.com/pwblast26/graphics/jesus.jpg"></A><P>ahh just call me Howard.

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Death Metal Moe
06-24-2003, 11:37 AM
Just ask Blakjeezis. He's around here somewhere.

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Johnathan H Christ
06-24-2003, 08:44 PM
What does the "H" stand for? And is Christ his last name or something? I hear it all the time, but still have no idea what it means.

first off, its Johnathan H Christ. and if you must know....the H is for Hellfire.

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Wolf
06-25-2003, 04:48 AM
Jesus H. Tapdancin' Christ - I guess Tapdancin' is just a nickname then...

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East Side Dave
06-25-2003, 08:04 AM
Did Jesus really turn fish into wine? That's fucked up, Jesus!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 6-25-03 @ 12:05 PM

Death Metal Moe
06-25-2003, 10:09 PM
Do you think that's how his Mom called him where he was REALLY in trouble?

"Jesus H. Christ! You get in here and turm all this wine BACK into water young man before I tell your father!"

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