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oooyesss
06-23-2003, 06:56 PM
Its says that with expertise that a woman can lift up to 25 pounds with her vaginal muscles by using these jade stones. Is this really possible?
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Could any old pebble do?

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Reephdweller
06-23-2003, 07:12 PM
I don't know what's scarier, the question...or all the smileys.

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ToddEVF
06-23-2003, 07:16 PM
I don't know what's scarier, the question...or all the smileys.

my vote goes to the smileys. they are scary regardless

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06-23-2003, 09:30 PM
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TrailerTrash
06-24-2003, 10:51 AM
aren't you the same person that was disgusted about discussion about periods, but you have no problem with this...

why does this not surprise me?

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stickyfingers
06-24-2003, 11:27 AM
25 pounds? they are such pussies



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Death Metal Moe
06-24-2003, 11:32 AM
Well now women can put their vaginas to good use. Instead of pleasure and child birth, they can get part time jobs moving crates on the loading docks.

What's the point of this? Braggin rights?

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oooyesss
06-24-2003, 12:39 PM
Trailer Trash,

I wasn't disgusted about the thread on periods. I simply said "gone are the days when a woman kept these things private"
Classy broads don't discuss this personal stuff.

Women have periods--- whoopee!

Moe- You kill me :)

I find it fascinating that vaginas can lift 25 pounds!
I like to see my babe take out the trash with hers.

HordeKing1
06-24-2003, 06:08 PM
A quote from the site referred to above:

The eggs glide easily and comfortably into your vagina

Last I heard, eggs flowed (w/part of the utterus)somewhat uncomfortably out of the vagina.

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Vee
06-27-2003, 07:31 AM
I can lift a stool with my rectum!

Impressed?


Anybody???
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This message was edited by Vee on 6-27-03 @ 11:32 AM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-27-2003, 08:05 AM
a woman can lift up to 25 pounds with her vaginal muscles


I don't know if I can lift 25 lbs, but I have been told I've got the King Fu grip! :p

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ChickenHawk
06-27-2003, 10:12 PM
I think what they mean is, if you have a good enough vagina, you can somewhat indirectly "lift" a 25-pound penis.


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SatCam
06-28-2003, 09:40 PM
If it's accually inside, wouldnt that be your leg mussles? And if it's sitting on the... ya know... outside, wouldnt that be your abs?

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Johnathan H Christ
06-29-2003, 07:47 AM
gather round kids its story time. several years ago when i lived in this dump of a town in PA called York. their was a girl who shall remain nameless, that i was dating. she was playing with a set of benwa balls that jungled when you moved them around in circles in your hand. my roomie was telling her about how in some asian cultures these balls were inserted into the vagina and moved around by the muscles inside to make your vagi all tough and limber...i wanted to know if you could still hear the jingleing once they were inside the girl. so, we convinced her to give it a try. she reluctantly agreed, first trying one ball (to make sure she could get it back out) and then the other. we grabbed her by the hips and shook her back and forth... no sound. we made her jump up and down....still no sound. so, our hopes of hearing the jingle from inside the snatch were dashed away, and the pazazz of a girl with benwaballs in her coo went away. she reached down her big baggy raver pants and retrieved one ball, and then tried to get the other. the problem is that the second ball that was inserted, of course pushed the first one farther back to a now unreachable spot. she tried and tried and couldnt do it. she just couldnt get her finger far enough inthere to get a grip on the thing. so she now has to get the bottle of wet (made from the greatest stuff on earth) and goes to work on her vag. she tried her hands, a spoon, and eventually asked me to reach in and get it. my longer fingers eventualy prevailed, but it took a long time and we were seroiusly thinking about taking her to the hospital. three drunken partykids, one with a benwa ball stuck in her snatch. classy.

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LilLibra
06-29-2003, 07:58 AM
three drunken partykids, one with a benwa ball stuck in her snatch. classy.


Note to self: Don't let a guy put balls in vag.


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SatCam
06-29-2003, 11:33 AM
ohhh that sounds hot!

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Death Metal Moe
06-29-2003, 12:19 PM
Can't top that one. Lock the thread.

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Death Metal Moe
06-29-2003, 12:20 PM
I don't know if I can lift 25 lbs, but I have been told I've got the King Fu grip!


I hope Nunchucks and Throwing Stars weren't involved.

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