gather round kids its story time. several years ago when i lived in this dump of a town in PA called York. their was a girl who shall remain nameless, that i was dating. she was playing with a set of benwa balls that jungled when you moved them around in circles in your hand. my roomie was telling her about how in some asian cultures these balls were inserted into the vagina and moved around by the muscles inside to make your vagi all tough and limber...i wanted to know if you could still hear the jingleing once they were inside the girl. so, we convinced her to give it a try. she reluctantly agreed, first trying one ball (to make sure she could get it back out) and then the other. we grabbed her by the hips and shook her back and forth... no sound. we made her jump up and down....still no sound. so, our hopes of hearing the jingle from inside the snatch were dashed away, and the pazazz of a girl with benwaballs in her coo went away. she reached down her big baggy raver pants and retrieved one ball, and then tried to get the other. the problem is that the second ball that was inserted, of course pushed the first one farther back to a now unreachable spot. she tried and tried and couldnt do it. she just couldnt get her finger far enough inthere to get a grip on the thing. so she now has to get the bottle of wet (made from the greatest stuff on earth) and goes to work on her vag. she tried her hands, a spoon, and eventually asked me to reach in and get it. my longer fingers eventualy prevailed, but it took a long time and we were seroiusly thinking about taking her to the hospital. three drunken partykids, one with a benwa ball stuck in her snatch. classy.
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