do animals jerk off?

[Hawiian shirt craig]

besides monkies? i mean like to whales hump coral when no other whales wanna screw??

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[ADF]

Yep, they sure do. Why don't you jerk off a dolphin.

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[mdr55]

Next time your jerking off, look in the mirror and there's your answer.

[A.J.]

Does it count when a dog humps a person's leg?

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[canofsoup15]

no, when they wanna screw, they go screw. Watch a documentary on the discovery channels about monkies and youll see what i mean.

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[canofsoup15]

no, when they wanna screw, they go screw. Watch a documentary on the discovery channels about monkeys and youll see what i mean.

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[Jennitalia]

one of my cats humps my teddy bears. i can't sleep with them anymore :(

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I had a spayed female Chihuahua that would ball up the blankets on my dad's bed and hump away.

I also had a hamster that would have nocturnal emissions. Who knew hamsters had wet dreams?

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[McNabbShouldDie]

They probably do, but they do it by humping not by like wrapping there paw around there tool and jerkin away.

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[barramacanbhaird]

being brought up on a farm - most animals do not have the capability to wank off (griping ability), horses do rub their member with their hind legs but don't get off, but i have seen gay sex with pigs and horses

on a side note, one of the most disturbing thing i ever seen in my life, was in paris on the metro system, a girl was wanking off her young dog/pup

that occasion falls into the classic criminology debate - can the action really be wrong if the dog is enjoyed it

[sr71blackbird]

What ever happened to seperating thoughts by commas and periods? I notice many posters on here don't even bother with simple punctuation?!

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[Death Metal Moe]

They will if you just put some peanut butter on your jun...........Oh THEMSELVES!!

Carry on.

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[spoon]

Sure, I just finished.

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Nothing...i have nothing!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

What ever happened to seperating thoughts by commas and periods? I notice many posters on here don't even bother with simple punctuation?!


wow. are you REALLY that anal?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Come on Craig.

All these people went thought High School, and a few come in here and can't put 2 competent sentences together. It gets frustrating to read, and they cheat themselves because now I have to ignore their reply because it's jibberish.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

Come on Craig


given the name of the thread, no please dont.

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