Softball Game Results

[ChickenHawk]

So, it ended up being a beautiful day for baseball... or softball. How'd the game turn out? Who came out victorious? Was it the Bad News Benningtons? The Whatley Crue? Who got drunk and held the bat upside-down? Who got hit in the face with a line drive? Who slid into first base? Who threw up in the outfield? If anyone has pics yet, post those too.

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[furie]

there actually was very little drinking.

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[reeshy]

I flopped into first base!!!!

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Game Results:

The Whatley Crew won both games. Both were closely contested.

Bobby Pants, Mikey D, and Billy Staples were all big contributors to the Crew bringing home the bacon.

What else happened?

Best dressed with Lisa Croft.

However, Lisa was also matching the color of her top by the end of game.

I could make a quote thread... but maybe... I dunno.

I think the worst part of my 0-for-4, two error day was the Chairman looking at me and saying, "I thought you said you were good!"



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[Snoogans]

Yo i got my ass kicked. Hit in the knee with a liner, sliding and diving around, layin all on the field just to lose twice. oh well, had a great time, couldnt have done anything better today. thanks all

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Snootch to the muthafuckin nootch!

[grlNIN]

Thanks to my wonderful sense of timing i slept right through my alarm and missed the game. I fucking hate myself right now.

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[AngelAmy]

they were both very awesome games. i got the first RBI for the Crue......i didnt get to hit as much as i would have liked, maybe next game ill get to play more :hint hint:

and i didnt get as burned as i would have liked either, i think i actually got whiter if thats at all possible.

it was really cool to meet some new people...spoon, stickyfingers, funkman, reeshy, and all the others. ya'll better come out more now.

staples rocked!!

Who slid into first base?
silera

and one more thing.... you fear the hulk bat c2003 George

and i think one of the worst things to do is say a bad word in front of a kid when you dont know she's there and then have her say "what's a cunt?" i am an awful human being who should be punished. spnxplzkthnx

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This message was edited by AngelAmy on 6-29-03 @ 8:10 AM

[Reephdweller]

Little girl to Amy: "What's a cunt?"

A classic moment ;)

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[jocefus]

was a good time yesterday...2 great games... i lost about 6 lbs yesterday.. and all i have to say about the morning after is owwwwwww... i was surprised at how good billy was... seeing him trip and flop over the base was pretty f'n funny....

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[FUNKMAN]

would just like to say that Michele and I had a "GREAT" time!!!!!!

the combination of GOOD PEOPLE, good weather, and Good Sportsmanship made for an AWESOME day...

oh yeah, and the few beers helped SLIGHTLY...

THANKS TO ALL...

Funkman



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[Snoogans]

Its 9 am and ive been workin for 3 hours. i have such bad sunburn and my legs and back just dont wanna move. just thought you may all find that humerous, that and to too cute, i still have the seems in my knee from the ball. i really never thought id have so much to bitch about after the great time it was. i just cant believe all the people that didnt show up. And the traffic, i left at 6:30 and wasnt home till 9, fuckin greek fest

bawitaba da dang da bang diggy diggy. just a little inside one from anyone who was there

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[jocefus]

traffic was a bitch coming back..took me 3 and a half hours to get home...

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[AngelAmy]

me and mikey d were wearing the same panties

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[stickyfingers]

Who slid into first base?


silera tried to create an ass-trench in front of first base

couple of thoughts:

1) pudding shots are probably better kept indoors
2) train ride home = sleepy time
3) sausages are good on hot dog rolls
4) me and fatty held down the left side of the feild in the first game
5) Angel Amy not only said the 'c' word in front of a little girl but she was wearing a hat that said the other 'c' word....nice, real nice
6) people can turn purple




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[Reephdweller]

As usual I had a great time, everyone is super cool and funny. Fatty had me laughing my ass off as he heckled his own team.

Billy was funny and played really well.

I forgot that Amy also had her "cocks" hat on in front of kids. Good eye Stickyfingers...good eye.

Silera finally got to see me outside of a bar.

It was nice to meet more people from the board as well. Those of you who haven't gone to one of these events, you really should. They're really a lot fun.


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[Tenbatsuzen]

Chairman is hilarious.

Spoon brought plates from his job... listing an anti-psychotic medication on it. I think he was trying to tell us something.

Silera has a dirty ass.

Alkey jokes get tiresome after a while, but the Blue Man Group one was the best.

Fatty is Jimmy Kimmel

"THIS IS NOT A BRIAN REGAN BIT!"

"How many RonFez.net people does it take to set up a grill?"

Ashley Olsen grounding out... the shift was on... the Daytime Shift.



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[AngelAmy]

my life is complete

i have FINALLY made matty's list of quotes!!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

and i think one of the worst things to do is say a bad word in front of a kid when you dont know she's there and then have her say "what's a cunt?"


i wasn't sure if you were talking about Mikey D's daughter or mine, but i found out who it was this morning...

i try to make sure that they are aware of all the "naughty/goody" and "naughty/baddy" things that life offers(rather have them learn of them at home) but must've overlooked this one ...

Angel, thanks for covering my back...
;)

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[AngelAmy]

i am SO sorry funkman....i really had no idea she was standing right next to me. i feel terrible. ill understand if you ban me from ever wearing the number 44 again.

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[Justice4all]

ok FIRST off...I would like to thank a few people who tried like hell to keep me from looking like Forrest Gump and find my keys. Fat chance of THAT happening though <looks up at his dunce cap>.
THANK YOU TOO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE....
Zathrus and Furie,
Inky, Jay and Contra
Jennitallia
Sexy Bastard
and lastly Crippler, who is a great friend by taking me home to get my spare set of keys.
I also do appreciate everyone checking once before you left for them, I think Amityville sanitation has some extra metal to throw out.
OK...now onto the GOOD shit...
I found out that Silera's ass is GREAT for sand castle building!!!
Just Jon is the mild mannered form of Earl Weaver. (But I like that he wants to win)
Jimmy Kimmel+ Alcohol= More funny <Sorry Fatty...I had to>
Figment is a good hitter...good runner and THROWS LIKE A GIRL!
Billy Staples throws like he tells jokes.....all bombs and they land way too short of being funny.
Pudding shots are good....jello shots are SLIGHTLY better but pudding was a nice taste. Good job again Jen.
I never thought Lisa's chest could match her hair in color.
Ashley is GREAT going quote for quote on Kevin Smith Movies. And she liked my shirt....offer still stands about the dungeon Ashely!
(and any other movies for that matter)
Jimmy Diggy is a WAYY better outfielder then I am.
My hitting sucks, and will be much better come the second game (Did I hear rematch?)
Chairman is a riot (what a cute dog too TooCute)
Speaking of which...TooCute...you worked your ass off (As did others) So thanks.
Katalina...writing on your ass to give us an excuse to stare at it even more (As if we needed one)
Inky..the board whino! Whats next hon....a 40 of Colt 45?
Violent Jay....keeping up with the big boys...nice job. (no joke inserted there)
Furie and Zathrus...was GREAT to see you two again..and you look awsome in your photo (which you FORGOT TO GIVE ME!)
My neck looks like Lisas chest...OUCH and OH NO!
It is still fun to see my roomates at an outing...even though I see them almost 24/7!
Yes we did have alot of food...leftovers for the next game..but we STILL had more alcohol! (I love you guys)
Helen and Silera are good moms!
And lastly....no matter how much fun you can have at a game....you can still feel like a fucking moron when you are walking around a field staring at the ground to try to find your keys.

P.S. For those who wondered...I got back to my apartment at about 9ish to get my spares and Crippler took my to the Penn Station in newark to get to the LIRR. Long story shorter....picked up the car at 12:30 and drove home at 110 mph. Made it to bed at about 1:55.
Thanks again all....had fun.
Congrats to the other team....you may have won...but WE HAD THE FUNK!

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Thank you JerseyRich!!!!!

[fatty]

awesome time yesterday. i kinda thought someone would get as wrecked as i did but hey what can you do when you're the money.

a few notes:

yes i am jimmy kimmel. please watch my show tonight on abc when my guests will be the winning team, the whatley crew!

stickyfingers is my boy, all i'm saying is that i told everyone we wouldn't win until we went in, then we went in and started winning. obviously we're the money.

angel amy almost didn't ruin my whole time, but yeah it was nice to see her.

pantera's coaching is like the russian police. tough but fair. but next time we need to concentrate less on winning and more on smoking.

inky, as always a pleasure.

violent jay is my partner in crime, we owned that game even if we didn't.

furie and zathrus it's about time i saw you cats, and i think i told you in person but congrats again if i didn't, you too are the money.

lisa croft, it's nice to hang out when we don't have to put stickers in dirty urinals.

hosp better play next time, if flair can wrestle at 60 than hosp can hit a home run any game.

ashley olsen is a punk and she tries to act cool but no one believes her.

just jon is a cool guy but his softball team can't hang with pantera's, we're just too money.

jennatalia was as cool and funny as i thought she would be, and no that's not suppossed to be an insult. it was nice to meet you kiddo

to all the people that were there that i met for the first time it was great to meet you. sorry there's too many of you and your names are all like 60 letters so you cats know who you are. honestly though i can't wait to do it again.

and to my boy kid rock, i mean snoogans, thank you so much for hooking it up yesterday. i never would have made it if it wasn't for you so honestly thanks so much. and that boy can really smoke, i guarantee we smoked more than everyone put together at that place. but you fuckign rock sean, next time we're out beers are on me budday.

but great time yesterday, you buddays are the best.



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[fluffernutter]

and i think one of the worst things to do is say a bad word in front of a kid when you dont know she's there and then have her say "what's a cunt?"

EARMUFFS!

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[ag]

had a great time. Didnt drink quite as much as last year but then again we had a bigger play area last year and we werent crammed into the parking lot. But whatever it was nice to see all you dorks once again. It was especailly nice to learn that Tellinhellen and I share the same Bday.

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[Cybersoldier]

Okay, first off it was great to see everyone who came to the game. East Dave is even crazier after the game, then during. The chairman as usually represents, as well as Gary the MVP of the after game party. Spoon great to see you again, stickyfingers nice to me you and you girlfriend. Jackie,AG, Kat, Mikey D, billy, and Ashley olsen it was also good to see you guys and everyone else. Also l Too Cute & chairman thanks for having everone over your place that late. Sliera always looks good in a bikini. And some one need to invent strong sun block and see everyone at bar 9 or at the next game.

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[PanterA]

Thanks everyone for coming out!

I had a great time, thank you to everyone who made it happen.

I said thank you to everyone to there face already so I wont waste time with that....

I just want to ask Alkey to save the bukaki till after the game next time.

WHATLEY CRUE OWNZ YOU!

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[Jennitalia]

I had a great time. I already gave my thanks on Saturday as it was necessary. But i did forget to thank the guys who bbq'd for everyone. That was a tasty burger!
Funkman - Michelle is absolutely adorable. What a great kid! Must take after her dad.
Fatty - thanks for the fatty. This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Figgy - thanks for finding my spot for me.
Justice - Sorry we had no succes in finding your keys. Good to see you again
Silera - thanks for letting me take a picture of your hiney.
Hosp - thanks for listening to me vent...although I'm pretty sure I provided comedic relief as well. And it was funny cuz it's ture.
GMann & Spic - Thanks for liking my boobs.
Contra - thanks for taking my pussy hair like a real man, and then coming back for seconds. You rock!

Thanks also to the bushes...why walk a mile and a half to pee, when you have bushes and cars to help you out.
And to the Jersey makers - Fuck you for screwing up my name.




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[FUNKMAN]

Jenni,

Thanks for the kind words and your hospitality, feelings are mutual...

Michele got a bunch of "new best friends", yourself, Alicia, Armondo, Helen, Lenay(sp?), Joe, Silera, Patrick, Kimmy(F1G), Katy, and others...

Question? Lenay, is she thee (Paul O)Lenay ? (Percy The Penguin ) Lenay?







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[East Side Dave]

What a great day. I had the best time meeting so many new people and hanging out with others I've met. Saturday was the best... I cannot walk now. Can someone carry me? For I cannot walk. Thank you for carrying me. Let's go to Shop Rite or the arcade. The arcade.

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[Hosp]

I didn't miss a single pitch I swung at and I never made an error anytime I handled the ball.

I am your M.V.P.

Showed up 3 hours late for the second year in a row, it's almost a tradition. I'm probably never going to accept a ride offer from any of you ever again though.

There hasn't been enough praise of my Chilli on the board yet (I'm looking at you Spoon)

As always a cool mix of people, and only 5% of the regular drama.

Fatty likes giving free gifts.

Liz is smarter then anyone who was not in a cage.

Katilyna can't accept that I'm living a lie.

And Jenn just likes finding new ways to fuck people up.

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[jamesdiggy]

I had a great time.(except for the part where my team lost both games)

Good people, good food, good times.

Next time I bring my A game and I may wear a snazzy fedora like East Side Dave.

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[Cybersoldier]

Jennitalia loved the puddling shot, Hosp makes some great chilly and the rest of the food was great. Also, see you guys tomorrow and/ or at the game in august.

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