I Dont Like Harland Williams

[PanterA]

I think he's really bad.

I'm watching him on The Tom Green show and he's just idiotic. He makes no sence. I remember seeing him on Conan and he was awful on that too. His comedy central special was awful, when he hosted Pulp Comics he sucked. Infact the only time I found him funny was in Half Baked....and even in that he was corney.

The thing that drives me nuts about him is how he will just say something just retarded and expect people to crack up. For example, on Tom Green show he was talking about going from town to town. He was saying..."I jollyranchered my way to boston. Then free Willyed my way over to Conneticut. Where I Star Bucked into Pennsylvania"...THATS NOT FUNNY!!! He was looking at the crowd like they where stupid for not laughing.

He's Carrot Top without the props.

I hate you Harland Williams....I hate you so much...

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[FUNKMAN]

i liked a few of his lines i heard in the past...

> 7 minute abs
> run through a cornfield backwards naked
> sweet billy

i'm not saying it's all good though...

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[PanterA]

No you see, those are lines from him in movies...where it's either writen for him or he uses several takes where finally something funny comes out of him.

His stand up is moronic and just makes me cringe when I watch him on these talk shows.

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[Death Metal Moe]

You are WAY off on this one Bobby P!

I think your problem is you're thinking about Gorgenzola when it's clearly Brie time baby.

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[Heather 8]

Thank gawd! I thought I was alone in this!

Whenever I see an episode of Premium Blend with Harland hosting, I just sit there, listening to the audience laugh at his insipid monologues, and I wonder why other people find him so frickin' hysterical, when I just find him annoying.

But then again, I like Vos, so maybe my tastes are just fucked up. :p

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This message was edited by Peachy on 7-2-03 @ 12:57 AM

[McNabbShouldDie]

Time out, you think Harland Williams is idiotic..but Tom Green isnt???

Youre so high right now arent you?

Tom Green is the most annoying person in the world. His comedy is horribly stupid and idiotic. Now im not really a Harland Williams fan but I would watch a thousand minutes of his stand up before I watch a half hour of Tom Greens show.

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This message was edited by McNabbShouldDie on 7-2-03 @ 12:58 AM

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

I always found his humor to very uncomfortable. Watching his performances and acting is so excruciating I can't take him for long periods of times. I always wonder how the hell he keeps getting work.


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This message was edited by WWFallon on 7-2-03 @ 1:17 AM

[Death Metal Moe]

Yes! Tom Green is an ASSHOLE!

I remember the special he did when he had cancer. He was telling people 'I have Cancer" like it was a joke.

Keep sucking that cow's utter funny man.

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[PanterA]

wait a minute, I never said I thought Tom Green was so great. BUT I can say I've laughed at Tom Green ALOT more then I've laughed at Harland Williams.

Plus Tom Green has the most annoying laugh. He does this wacky snort / revenge of the nerds laugh.

It scares me sometimes, and I've seen guests double take at the snort.

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[FUNKMAN]

I've seen guests double take at the snort.


i've had guests that double snorted... you know, you tell them one line each and before you know it they take two...

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[McNabbShouldDie]

wait a minute, I never said I thought Tom Green was so great.

Yea i know, I just wanted to express my deep seated hatred towards Tom Green.

I just really hate that guy so much.

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[Fallon]

I saw him on Tom Green tonight and he blew. Also seen him on Conan and Kimmel, same shit.

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[FUNKMAN]

here's another two of the most "unfunniest" people in ours and neighboring galaxies...

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Judy Tenuta

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Howie Mandel

[ChrisTheCop]

I'll agree with ya that his standup gets old fast, but as a character actor in movies--he's brilliant. I recommend 1997's Rocket Man. It's one of those movies that youre ashamed to be watching/laughing at, but you are. And Bobby, I'm guessing if you use one of them funny cigarettes of yours b4/during, it's even funnier.

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[ToddEVF]

i can only stand harland in small doses when he has written line. like i can sit back and watch such classics as Half-Baked or Big Money Hustla$ and have no problem with him, however, if i have to watch his stand up comedy, i would most likely hang myself. its horrid and well. . . HE STINKS!

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[McNabbShouldDie]

Pants, your favorite Half Baked actor is on the Conan OBrien repeat right now.

And wow, now I know what youre talking about. This guy is pretty bad.

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This message was edited by McNabbShouldDie on 7-3-03 @ 1:36 AM

[stickyfingers]

while I will say that he does terrible interviews I don't exactly dislike him...I have his 'Hilarious Hour' on downloaded and one thing he does really well IN HIS ACT is interact with the crowd and tell me the following isn't funny:

"Tattoos, everone's got 'em....my dad went out and got one the other day, but he wanted one of these interactive one's, you've seen these guys with the hula girls, but he wanted an original one so he went out and got the Disneyland Log Flume tatooed on the the crack of his ass....he says everytime he take a shit he feels like a kid again."



..."I jollyranchered my way to boston. Then free Willyed my way over to Conneticut. Where I Star Bucked into Pennsylvania"...THATS NOT FUNNY!!!


agreed that is not that humorous nor is it in anyway intellectual. We could all do that. For example, I'll explain my train ride to the BBQ the other day:

'I Motorolla'ed my way up to Penn Station, then Martha Stewarted over to Ammityville, where I Kangaroo Jacked my way to the fields"

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[Death Metal Moe]

'I Motorolla'ed my way up to Penn Station, then Martha Stewarted over to Ammityville, where I Kangaroo Jacked my way to the fields"


YO, That is hilarious!

Do you write comedy for a living?!

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[stickyfingers]

Do you write comedy for a living?!


Yeah that was my best stuff...I shouldn't have given it away dammit

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