blakjeezis
07-08-2003, 08:10 AM
So, me and Gina were walking down the street, actually attempting to hunt down the ice cream man, when I heard a grunt-like squawk and felt something brush past my arm. I jumped and saw a flash of brown zip past my side and up on to a nearby roof. I looked up and saw this bird staring down at me. It was brown, kinda like sparrow colors, but bigger, like the size of a vulture or an eagle, with a long, thin tail and one of those big nast hook beaks for rending flesh. I kinda have a thing about birds, mostly w1aterfowl like geese though so I was only a little spooked. I looked up at this bird, fists raised, and he stared back down at me with his beady wee eyes.
With some encouragement and support, I gathered myself together and we continued on our mission for frozen treats. Next thing I know, there is a bloodcurdling screech, and the fucking devil bird dive bombs off the roof and swoops down at my head again! Luckily, my cat like reflexes allowed me to dodge it again, but I felt its razor sharp talons graze the top of my hair. So now, I'm completely freaked. I immediatley get away from the area, but I keep a constant watchful eye on the evil avian and HE KEEPS EYEING ME FROM THE ROOFTOP! We didn't find the ice cream man, so we turned around.
On the way back, I didn't see the bird on his rooftop perch, so I thought it was okay, and continued to walk back to the house. Next thing I know, the bird is bak, swooping down upon me again. That was it, I'd had enough. I took off up the street to the house. Gina decided she wanted to investigate what would make this bird do this, besides the obvious diabolical posession, and starts to poke around in the bushes where the bird flew to. Even though, I was petrified, I still felt the old chivalry inside, so I picked up a stick and stood a wary guard, to ward off the demonic creature shoudl it attack again. Fortunately it didn't. The across the street neighbors' flag did flap in the wind however, and from my reaction, an unfortunately feminine yelp, she knew that we should probably get back into the house before I was reduced to tears. As we walked up the driveway, the bird appeared on the rooftop again, and eyed me all the way inside.
Perhaps Hitchcock was right.
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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>2%</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis <font color=red>2%</font></marquee>
This message was edited by blakjeezis on 7-8-03 @ 12:15 PM
With some encouragement and support, I gathered myself together and we continued on our mission for frozen treats. Next thing I know, there is a bloodcurdling screech, and the fucking devil bird dive bombs off the roof and swoops down at my head again! Luckily, my cat like reflexes allowed me to dodge it again, but I felt its razor sharp talons graze the top of my hair. So now, I'm completely freaked. I immediatley get away from the area, but I keep a constant watchful eye on the evil avian and HE KEEPS EYEING ME FROM THE ROOFTOP! We didn't find the ice cream man, so we turned around.
On the way back, I didn't see the bird on his rooftop perch, so I thought it was okay, and continued to walk back to the house. Next thing I know, the bird is bak, swooping down upon me again. That was it, I'd had enough. I took off up the street to the house. Gina decided she wanted to investigate what would make this bird do this, besides the obvious diabolical posession, and starts to poke around in the bushes where the bird flew to. Even though, I was petrified, I still felt the old chivalry inside, so I picked up a stick and stood a wary guard, to ward off the demonic creature shoudl it attack again. Fortunately it didn't. The across the street neighbors' flag did flap in the wind however, and from my reaction, an unfortunately feminine yelp, she knew that we should probably get back into the house before I was reduced to tears. As we walked up the driveway, the bird appeared on the rooftop again, and eyed me all the way inside.
Perhaps Hitchcock was right.
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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>2%</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis <font color=red>2%</font></marquee>
This message was edited by blakjeezis on 7-8-03 @ 12:15 PM