Come back Uncle Heck!!!!!!

[SuperClerk]

Don't get me wrong. I'm all for the campaign to bring Ron & Fez back to NY. But I miss the old school Heckler posts. We need some Bay Ridge representation.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, I hear that!

I mean, I KNOW he's a busy man. All those Ho's and so little time. Bitch betta HAVE his money!

But Heckler, PLEASE come back when you can! I mean I'm having to read Perrynoid and Dudge Jr. for christ sake! There's only so much people like reefdwella, chicken hawk, fluffernutter, mikeyboy and Fuzzybutt can do!

Reeshy came back, but where is Rooster? This place is starting to smell and I need some Heckler Post Freshener! The time has come for our Board Messiah to deliver us from the sinfully crappy posting!

PRAISE HECKLER IN THE HIGHEST!



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[Death Metal Moe]

Oh and Tall james rules! Aggie! grlNiN. TODD EVF!!

OK, enough kiss ass shit! If I forgot you, you SUCK!


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[SuperClerk]

Moe.....I thought we was friends?????

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[Death Metal Moe]

I didn't feel I needed to mention you because you started the thread you attention whore!

I think this thread is AVERAGE at best........

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[McNabbShouldDie]

There's only so much people like reefdwella, chicken hawk, fluffernutter, mikeyboy and Fuzzybutt can do!

Thanks for making me feel like one of the gang fuckface.





Just kidding of course, i already know im not 'one of the crew' :)

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[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, sorry yall. I didn't mean to turn a "Come back Heck" thread into a "Who's popular" thread.

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[SuperClerk]

At least it's not a poll.

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[McNabbShouldDie]

Yea, sorry yall. I didn't mean to turn a "Come back Heck" thread into a "Who's popular" thread.

Yea i know. I just like looking for sympathy. ;)

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[The Blowhard]

Thanks guys, but things change.
It's great to see how much this board has grown since the beginning.
Keep on keepin' on.






A long long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.

But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step


I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died


{Refrain}
So bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die


Did you write the Book of Love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so
Do you believe in rock 'n roll
Can music save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to dance real slow


Well, I know that you're in love with him
Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues


I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died


I started singin'
{Refrain}


Now for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the King and Queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me


Oh, and while the King was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Lennon read a book of Marx
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died


We were singing
{Refrain}


Helter Skelter in a summer swelter
The Byrds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul out on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast


Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the Sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died


We started singing
{Refrain}


Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation Lost in Space
With no time left to start again
So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
Cause fire is the Devil's only friend


Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrifical rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died


He was singing
{Refrain}


I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music woudn't play


And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died


And they were singing
{Refrain}


They were singing bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die

[SuperClerk]

Ahhhhh.....That's the Heck I remember.

So with that, I give you this.........


A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
And he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I knew he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"

He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"



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[reeshy]

Yes, please come back, Heck!! I know that being the President of the Frankie Vallie Fan club eats up alot of your time but please, please make some time for the little people!!!!

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[RF Godfather]

He is too busy trying to work a trade with me for Posada, Sosa and or Prior, Schmidy! :)

Love ya Heck!

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[A.J.]

But I miss the old school Heckler posts.


Indeed. Old School hasn't been the same.

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[JerseyRich]

Out with the old, in with the new.

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[Aggie]

No Heckler makes me sad :( I miss him.

But I understand if us young kids scared you off, we're too wild for you old man.

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[SatCam]

But I miss the old school Heckler posts.

But did old school Heckler posts include gay song lyrics? Thought not.

and moe... SINCE WHEN WAS I NOT A COOL KID??! YEA, SO WHAT IF IM A MOMMA'S BOY! SUCK IT!

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[JerseyRich]

The only thing worse than Heckler leaving...is Heckler coming back.

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[Tall_James]

Heckler...we hardly knew ye.

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[JustJon]

That Heckler is such a tease

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[The Blowhard]

Kudos to Mods like Jon, Bobby, Dan, Greg and the others who have been here since the early days when the board had under 100 members. It grew like a nuked fungus and gave so many geeks, freaks and mutants a place to vent, a place to laugh, and a place to hook up, get drunk and make ugly babies. :)
I salute all of you, and I'm glad I was a part of it. Well, not really. I was on drugs back in the days of Carter,Buddha,Skullcrush, Platinum DeBarge, NYCHardcoreMike the "Manson Women" of RF.net, "The Babies"!
Looking back, I cringe.
As for you Aggie: Kobe Bryant wants your phone number. :)