best steven seagal movie review ever

[FMJeff]

i too hate seagal as much as this guy...what a waste of air that man is

click here to read the review (http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=15591)

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It made my heart sing.

[SuperClerk]

Damn. I thought that this was going to be a poll on the best Steven Segal movie review ever. For my money, nothing beats the review that Gene Shalit gave Above the Law. Rex Reed's review of Hard to Kill is a close second.

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Fallon Rules!

[Snoogans]

personally i think they all blew. the funniest one was glimmer man, how awful can a movie be.

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Meatball]

I thought Under Seige was damn good!

Now i know another use for a Microwave other than reheating yesterdays soup.

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This message was edited by Meatball on 7-9-03 @ 10:22 PM

[Snoogans]

Now i know another use for a Microwave other than reheating yesterdays soup.


it was better when it was called mcgyver

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[phixion]

hey steven seagal was once one of the 10 most deadliest men in america. sure he cant act but he can whoop sum ass.

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"smoking weed, smoking weed doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers. rollin fatties smoking blunts who smoke the blunts? we smoke the blunts.

[Snoogans]

sure he cant act but he can whoop sum ass.


are we talkin about the rock or hulk hogan?

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[SuperClerk]

For absolutely no reason, here's a picture of Terry Silver from the Karate Kid 3.

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Fallon Rules!

[Contra]

WOW

Now I will definately rent this movie! I want to laugh as well.

Another Contra and LSP joint production
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[monsterone]

best seagal movie? any that he runs in.

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[vegeta]

"I highly recommend this piece of moronic garbage. "

Don't you wish newspaper and magazine critics would get to the point like this guy did?



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