unfuckinbelievable

[Snoogans]

http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0709/1578808.html

i dont need to say anything, but what the fuck is wrong with athletes?

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Tall_James]

They should tie this guy down to the pitcher's mound and let the fans kick the shit out of him during the 7th Inning Stretch.

To make matters worse (or wurst) - it was a 20 yr old girl in that costume! He hit a girl with a baseball bat! This really pisses me off.

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[Snoogans]

To make matters worse (or wurst) - it was a 20 yr old girl in that costume! He hit a girl with a baseball bat! This really pisses me off.


first thing, the pun is great. secondly, the worst part is, if it was the girl i saw on tv, she was kinda hot too. seriously, i can understand if he wants to goof or whatever and chase her and play tackle whatever, but a 2 handed chop with a bat. god this reminds me of vince coleman

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[blakjeezis]

I don't know, I'm gonna give this guy the benefit of the doubt. I think he was just fucking around, and it backfired on him. I'm not saying it wasn't a stupid thing to do, or that he was justified, but all he's really guilty of is bad judgement. The best thing is you can tell the reporter doesn't take it seriously. I love the reporting of the bratwurst being the winner of the race.

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[Snoogans]

I think he was just fucking around, and it backfired on him.


fuckin around or not, you dont take a 2 hand chop with a bat, no matter how hard. if a fan runs on the field just to shake a players hand, they get pummled (rightfully so) by the team. i think the brewers shoulda went over and beat the piss outta this guy. and btw, simon was a brave and when he was there and early with pitt they had alot of dicipline issues. this is becoming a reoccuring thing, and the dumbest thing since vince coleman through a friecracker into the stands

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[jocefus]

i saw the video on sportscenter.. he didnt even really swing that bat... he tapped the top of the costume.. it really doesnt matter how hard he hit her, its still fucked up... it was still funny to see it happen

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[Snoogans]

i saw sportscenter, but only caught from when she was already goin down. i guess it was a sissy swing but still, he should know better. on a related note, what a swing julio franco put on the glavine pitch.

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[walking joint]

it was a stupid thing to do, but i don't think he meant any harm and thought it would be funny. watching it I laughed my ass off. he hit a sausage.

[Tall_James]

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They took this photo directly from my nightmares.



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[Fallon]

He hardly even hit her. You can watch it here (http://www.whdh.com/news/articles/national/A16177/) (the graphic is funny "Sausage Assault".)

http://www.whdh.com/images/news_articles/archive/030710sausage_assault.jpg

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[Tall_James]

Paraphrasing Pedro from "South of the Border"...

"I never sausage an attack!!!!"

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[Snoogans]

i watched it again. he didnt hit it that hard, but he followed through a little enough to knock the top heavy costume down. regardless, we did he has the bat and why did he even do it

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[canofsoup15]

After seeing that it wasnt even close to how bad i thought it could be, he hit the top were there was no body, and he hit it from the back softly, i thought he was gonna take a line drive to her gut but he barely did anything.

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[TheGameHHH]

honestly, that was a fucking tap, everyone should stop getting all worked up over this, it was nothing. when i heard he was arrested for that i almost pissed myself because I couldnt believe it, people really need to lighten up. It was a joke, it WAS funny, get over it.

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[Snoogans]

yea but game thats not the point, the point is you think and realize before hand whats gonna happen if you do it and you stop. you just dont ever do it cause he should know its stupid. he is just a fuckin hot head, he was in atlanta, thats why he is a pirate


Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Fallon]

Player Not Charged for Swatting Mascot (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=531&ncid=531&e=1&u=/ap/20030710/ap_on_sp_ba_ne/bbn_sausage_assault)

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[travis151]

You guys get the f' over it the guy was fooling around he hit the top costume big deal. Then she tripped, stop bitching it was a joke. He didn't even swing hard you morons. NBA players are always fooling around with the mascots, and I don't want to hear well he had a bat. Who cares it was funny.

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[Death Metal Moe]

This guy is a fucking piece of shit. I hope they fire him and he has to go back to selling crack.

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[Snoogans]

im with moe. the point isnt the extent of the hit, its that his dumbass hit in the first place.

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[ADF]

I dunno about you, but I don't see anything wrong with beating your meat.

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[trashy/cheezy30]

people are getting so upset because it was a girl , if it was a guy i doubt snoogans and moe would be saying he should be fired and be forced to sell crack for a living . it doesnt matter i he only tapped her, you just don't hit girls , especially with bats . this dude is retarded and needs consequences for his actions.

yes , there is something wrong with athletes

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[Death Metal Moe]

people are getting so upset because it was a girl , if it was a guy i doubt snoogans and moe would be saying he should be fired and be forced to sell crack for a living


No, if I remember this incident correctly, a guy was almost dragged down with her too. They were all holding hands and it was almost a domino effect down the line of sausages.

And why do you feel the need to single out my post?

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[Snoogans]

moe, it was another girl who went down in the domino effect. and after seeing it a bunch more times and seein how the girl didnt care i think its kinda funny, but that bat still shouldnt have been anywhere near his hands

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[shamus mcfitzy]

just a couple of years ago i remember seeing some fantasy league standings where randall simon was ranked as the worst player in baseball. So i don't think it really matters if he plays or not. It's the Pirates. Selling crack will make for a more honorable living.

[Snoogans]

just a couple of years ago i remember seeing some fantasy league standings where randall simon was ranked as the worst player in baseball. So i don't think it really matters if he plays or not. It's the Pirates. Selling crack will make for a more honorable living.


and mike piazza was a 62nd round pick. so what. the pirates have a few good players, simon being one of the better. his stats arent bad at all, his game has much improved since he was a brave. He is still, however, a fuckin moron. that didnt change

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!