Replacing Lyrics in Songs with your own

[FMJeff]

Ever listen to a song and think you know what's being said and have it turn to be something not even remotely close? For the longest time I thought the ending of Smells like Teen Spirit was "bloody nile" instead of "the denial"...

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[canofsoup15]

Karma police

What i thought:
Hes like a ditch in uranium

Real lyrics:
Hes like a de-tuned radio

Feel free to call me a retarted moron because I am. I've probably screwed up more radiohead songs but i cant recall anything big.

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[Furtherman]

I had no idea what Kurt was screaming at the end of Smells Like Teen Spirit either.

One that always cracks me up is the first few times I heard Don Henley's Boys Of Summer I thought the refrain went like:

After the poison, sun of a gun...

instead of

After the boys of summer have gone...

[blancostupido]

Smashing Pumpkins "Disarm" i thought:

'inside of me and such a part of you'

was

'sodomy is such a part of you'

[thefngame]

j-lo song

i thought it was "are u ready"

when it was "are u nelly"

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[FUNKMAN]

in American Band:

up all night with Feddy King
I got to tell you pokers his thing

i thought it was

up all night with the king
i got to tell you to focus this thing


one time i bought a Grand Funk "import" cd from Japan, they provided the lyrics according to how they heard them. The mis-interpetations were pretty funny and alot of them made no sense at all...

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[MissExplosivo2]

j-lo song

i thought it was "are u ready"

when it was "are u nelly"

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I thought it was "R-U-L-E" as in Ja Rule who was on the record. It's really sad that I even think about this shit.

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[ozzie]

"excuse me, while I kiss this guy!" (http://www.kissthisguy.com/)... and many others at "The Archive of Mis-Heard Lyrics"

some funny stuff on there

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[grlNIN]

When my brother was little he always thought(i dont know the band or song name) that the chorus

"Everytime you go away you take a piece of me with you"

was

"Everytime you go away you take a piece of meat with you"

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[carguy]

N.I.B.- Black Sabbath

I thought it was "My name is Lucy so please take my hand."

It's really "My name is Lucifer, please take my hand.''

[dcpete]

after i saw yatta i've been listening to j-pop and trying to fit american words to the japanese lyrics. its really geeky but it passes the time.

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[Heavy]

Going to California:

The partin the middle when he sings a bunch of high pitch stuff rest fast and I still dont know what he says but i made up my own lines:


(seems like a Gods got a something an somethin etc) Replace with:
grunting and groaning and moaning and fucking and sucking and eating a pussy that just might be stinkin....

:few strums on the guitar:
(reach for the line if i reach it in time, take you up there where the path runs straight and hiiiigh)
replace with:
Dick in her ass and one in her mouth, blew my load all over the fucking coooouuuch

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[Snoogans]

poooouur some shoooook up on me

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

This message was edited by Snoogans on 7-10-03 @ 10:14 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Nirvana, All Apologies

What I thought: All alone is all we are.

What it is: All in all we all are.

Personally, I like my lyrics better! :)

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[Arienette]

in stp's sex type thing, my friend thought that:

"you shouldn't have worn that dress"

was "you shouldn't have a walnut dress"



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[El Mudo]

In Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light", i thought...

"revved up like a deuce"

was

"wrapped up like a douche"

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[Crippler]

Pearl Jam's Yellow Ledbetter (I know it's been discussed elsewhere before)...you pick the line, I didn't have a clue, but sang along anyway. I would have loved to see what a court stenographer would have come up with while listening to that song.

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[Tall_James]

Here's a hilarious one a friend of mine had confused....

"Constant Craving" by kd lang

She thought it was "God sent gravy."

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