How do cats have sex?

[Death Metal Moe]

I mean, a male dog has a swinging member, but male cats do not. They just have some balls.

So where is a male cat's unit and how do cats have sex?

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[carguy]

Male cats are growers not showers. Their dick stays inside until it's needed. A lot of animals are like that.

[Tall_James]

All I know is that when they are doing it, it sounds like they are killing each other.

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[DJEvelEd]

Male cats are growers not showers. Their dick stays inside until it's needed.


Sounds like you know your cat dick. I trust you, really, just dont shake my hand.





















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[MASTER WINDU]

If never seen it. But it sounds like they hittin it hard.

[Jennitalia]

i've seen my male cat's penis (he is fixed and still gets horny). it's this cute, pink little thing that pops out.

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[reeshy]

Maybe they do it "Doggy-Style"??????

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[DJEvelEd]

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics2/fernandinande/bd_sexcat.jpg
got milk?


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This message was edited by WWFallon on 7-10-03 @ 9:16 PM

[carguy]

All I know is that when they are doing it, it sounds like they are killing each other.


It kind of looks like they're killing each other. The male gets behind the female and bites her neck so she won't run away. Then the male just goes at it kitty style. The male pretty much rapes the female.

I have a lot of cats in my neighborhood. I'm not some sick bastard who's in to cat porn or anything like that.

[Snoogans]

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[SuperClerk]

How do cats have sex?


Like a couple of pussies.

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[TooCute]

1. Dog penises are not "swinging members". They "hide" the same way that cat, horse, elephant, and in fact most other male mammal penises do.

2. Male cats have backwards pointing barbs on the penises. The trauma caused to the female's vagina by the barbs triggers ovulation. That's why it is necessary to replicate this trauma when artificially inseminating a cat.

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[kc7586]

you people really know your pussies

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[samnyc]

Ok it's one thing to know about "little cute purple things that pop out" but quite another to know that those things have "reverse barbs that cause trauma to the vagina ... "

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

2. Male cats have backwards pointing barbs on the penises. The trauma caused to the female's vagina by the barbs triggers ovulation. That's why it is necessary to replicate this trauma when artificially inseminating a cat.


Wow! I actually knew that!

HENCE! Get your cats spayed and neutered!!

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[Death Metal Moe]

A word of warning, DO NOT go to Google Image Search and type in Cat Penis.

Gross.

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This message was edited by Death_Metal Moe on 7-11-03 @ 1:45 AM

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How do cats have sex?


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[Hosp]

Wow! I actually knew that!

HENCE! Get your cats spayed and neutered!!

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[Dave Faz]

Where can I get one of those, My wife likes it a little rough?

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[Dave Faz]

The real question is why they don't hump legs like dogs or my little sister?

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[Disúgrunútled]

A word of warning, DO NOT go to Google Image Search and type in Cat Penis.

EWWW! Thanks alot Moe! I had to do it.

I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[SatCam]

2. Male cats have backwards pointing barbs on the penises. The trauma caused to the female's vagina by the barbs triggers ovulation. That's why it is necessary to replicate this trauma when artificially inseminating a cat.

Are you saying they have innies?

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[Death Metal Moe]

That's why it is necessary to replicate this trauma when artificially inseminating a cat.


I see signs up for free kittens all the time. Why would you EVER artificially inseminate a cat?!

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[kc7586]

thanks a lot moe, if you had never sent out that warning i would never have thought of looking it up, but now i have and am scared for life.

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