banzai tv........possible board competition

[dcpete]

there is a new show called banzai that is going to be on after the simpsons this sunday. from the clips on the website it is going to be hilarious.

it's a show made for betting. they have rediculus situations that are made for betting. on the site the three examples are......
1.a one legged man is kicking penalty shots and the goalie is a one armed man. the question is will the kicker make in more shots than the goalie blocks.
2.two old ladies are in rascals(those motorized wheelchair type things) and they are playing chickend. Who will dodge first.
3. there are two midget mountain climbers whos challenge is to climb up a basketball player and put a little flag on his head.

before each challenge there is a spot to place your bets. so my idea is to have a competition on the board possibly over the course of a few weeks. but if i have enough interest i'll create an aim account where you can send each of the winners...they don't announce the stuff ahead of time so i'll have timestamps to make sure it's all good.(jeff or ftl if you have a program for this type of thing that would be great.)

anyone interested?????
check out the clips here, it's a big flash site so people with dialup might be have a long wait. its hilarious http://www.fox.com/banzai/

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[JustJon]

This used to be on USA Network, they'd run the Banzai shit when they went to commercials on their Friday night movie. Pretty entertaining shit, but I dunno if it can last an entire half hour by itself.

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[RF Godfather]

I am in.

Although like Jon... I don't think I can stand it for more than a few minutes. Too moronic even for me... well maybe.

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[SatCam]

Sounds interesting. The annoying yelling chinese guy really is a turn-off. I'll check it out and see if it's anygood. We should sample the first week before we think about doing any bettin.

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[DrewP]

Sounds very entertaining, like people eating roaches, earthworn shakes, or bulls balls.

And they say TV is a vast waste land.

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[ToddEVF]

i guess i'm in, but as its been said this will not be easy to stomach. I say a bonus prize goes to the people who last the whole show



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How many balloons to get a chicken off the ground?

my bet... c. 90

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I was correct!!! hahaha!

How long can can he shake his hand?

my guess... a. 30 sec

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I'm out.

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[SatCam]

damn... b. 40 sec was right

keep eye on sinful lady

B. middle lady... my guess

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Damn... it was C... she had the red underwear!!

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Who will win the supermarket Jousting?

my guess... Black

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HAHA!!! yes!

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I was winna!!

Who will win soccer shootout? One arm goalie or one leg shooter?

My guess... one arm goal keeperman

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dammit! One leg Andrew-man is winna! I am looza!

Who will win Grandma wheelchair Chicken?

my guess... hazel

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Dammit. Dot won. Hazel chickened out

Who will keep their bike above 20mph?

my guess... c. Hulk

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yes!!! that was easy!

That all fo' dis week

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[SatCam]

ok, im done. I'm 4/8 on these. That was pretty fun... this just goes to show that we need a better system.

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[Rancor6666]

this show is fukin funny. maybe i just like all the asain stereotypes and the funny accents but when they said lou ferigno, a priest and a rabbi were pedling to see who got the babys soul i lafed my balz off.

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[spoon]

The show sucks and isn't even remotely funny. It's obvious that the ass clowns at Fox tried to loosely ride the popularity of MXC on TNN. The difference is that the commentary on MXC is awesome and the shit that goes down is done is such a gay, make fun of Asian culture way. Look at the credits for both shows, one was originally aired in Tokyo, the other run by drippy white execs at Fox. Shitty shitty show that only annoyed the fuck out of me.

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[ag]

Spoon I cant agree with you more. This show sucks dick. And thats all I have to say about that!

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[spoon]

That's awesome, bc I agree with you too! :eg:

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[cozmokramer]

I say we bet on how long it has left...I say 4 weeks.

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[Melrapuo]

I say 6 weeks cuz they'll wanna get rid of it before the fall season starts.

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