List your best new NJ mottos

[LittleLizaJane]

I just loved the bottled water
one, want to hear more

[BoyHowdy]

Jersey I cant get left!!!

[Dirtybird11]

whats th e diff between garbage and nj women?
the garbage eventually gets picked up...
(joke) =) jersey chix roxk~

till the next line~

[PanterA]

New Jersey, The only place to get fresh air is in a public urinal

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfnetsigCYA!

[PanterA]

New Jersey, our white trash is better then your white trash.

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfnetsigCYA!

[PanterA]

New Jersey, minutes from New York City

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfnetsigCYA!

[PanterA]

New Jersey, we've got sluts

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfnetsigCYA!

[PanterA]

did something die? oh i forgot i'm in newark

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfnetsigCYA!

[PanterA]

Welcome to Hoboken, home of Dan

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfnetsigCYA!

[Dirtybird11]

new jersey~hey, its better than philly

till the next line~

[barry williams]

New Jersey: Buckle your seatbelts and keep your AK-47's handy.

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I got more chicks than Scott Baio

[Sheeplovr]

new jersey - HOME OF THE TEXAS WEENER

MY big ass number is 333 its a sign and jay and silent bob will return for JAY and Silent bob Strikes back AUG 24

[EffMeBoobs]

Jersey and You: Cancer-ridden together.

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~Well look up from the ground and see who's laughing last...I do what it takes to pull me through...No thanks to anything that you could do...I'm better off without you~

[iscream22]

New Jersey , Which turnpike do you live on??

Ron and Fez are the best thing comin' today whoooooo!!

[WebHead]

New Jersey: We have lots of Diners.

[Radar]

New Jersey: The Garbage State

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Only the Brave enjoy noble and glorius deaths.

[Radar]

New Jersey:
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to an attorney...

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Only the Brave enjoy noble and glorius deaths.

[Radar]

New Jersey: Home of Jon Bon Jovi

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Only the Brave enjoy noble and glorius deaths.

[AFRO]

New Jersey the big hair state


"White people are so scared, of black people"

I wish RANDY would jump in a bucket of AIDS!!!

[EffMeBoobs]

New Jersey , Which turnpike do you live on??

Last I knew, there was only ONE NJ Turnpike.

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~Well look up from the ground and see who's laughing last...I do what it takes to pull me through...No thanks to anything that you could do...I'm better off without you~

[F Wad]

the toll plaza capital of the country

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aka canweseeyourstuff from o&a.com

[Carter]

NJ: Rest stop central GOD I LOVE THOSE PLACES!

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
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[elizabeth8]

New Jersey.
WHY???

[Captain Rooster]

New Jersey...hey guys did somebody just shit their pants?

SSSEEEYAAA!!
LT Rooster

This message was edited by LTRooster on 8-13-01 @ 11:17 AM

[Captain Rooster]

NJ - Even the seagulls can't F'n take the stink!

SSSEEEYAAA!!
LT Rooster

[Captain Rooster]

Welcome to NJ, role up your windows and strap an air-freshner to your face...QUICK!

SSSEEEYAAA!!
LT Rooster

[Captain Rooster]

Welcome to NJ, role up your windows, stick your finger up your ass, pull it out and smear crap under your nose...you can thank me later!!

SSSEEEYAAA!!
LT Rooster

This message was edited by LTRooster on 8-13-01 @ 11:16 AM

[Captain Rooster]

NJ - Home of Bon Jovi...hey at least it's not Michael Jackson!!

SSSEEEYAAA!!
LT Rooster

This message was edited by LTRooster on 8-13-01 @ 11:13 AM

[knight1277]

New Jersey---Our crackwhores can beat up your crackwhores!!!

[milkman]

Anywhere you live yoyr with in 15 miles of three malls.

You know your from Jersey if you know what a WAWA is.

You know you from Jersey when you don't know how to pump gas

[boatail]

the gardening in toxic waste state

[furie]

New Jersey--
Christ! Did a cow shit in here?!?



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[furie]

Welcome to Calcutta
UHH I mean Jersey City




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[knight1277]

The Garden State
Yeah maybe if your growing smokestacks!

[adolescentmasturbator]

Jersey: You will get used to the shit smell.

I will get a sig pic...eventually

[hndsmepete]

NJ, At Least Its Not Staten Island.
NJ, Home of Shitty 80's Bands.
NJ, More Mullets Per Sq. Mile Than Any Other State.
NJ, We Got More Than Kevin Smith & The Sopranos.
NJ, The Toxic Waste State.
NJ, Our Kids Can Get Pot Faster Than A Pencil. (True story at least in my town of Spotswood, 1998's NJ town with biggest drug dealing and arrests.)


"I'm Young, I'm Hung, & I'm Skilled With My Tongue!" - Joel Gertner (ECW)

[erinmoran]

New Jersey::Wear shoes at all times!!!

haw haw!

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I was posting on rf.net and my bagel that i was toasting caught on fire!!!

[flyinEyeball]

New Jersey - Only a Dirty Sanchez smells worse.

And one from George Carlin:

"New Jersey - The Garden State...Sure if you're growing smokestacks..."

SeeeYa.
fE

[Captain Rooster]

NJ - feel free to test your nuclear weapons at will.

Welcome to NJ... Ha Ha Ha


I need Sig Pic Help!!
LT Rooster

[Tom Ace]

where 80's rock stars are STILL kings

You Smell Terrific

[ephtard]

NJ the Armpit of America

or

NJ smells like fish, tastes like chicke....aww shit that tastes like raw sewage.


Kool & the Gang Green
what is a cunt tree? http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/ronandfez

[droberts]

NJ

Home of the highest avg household income in the US.

Home of the wealth belt.
Suck it NY

[Captain Rooster]

NJ - Home of hallucinating droberts!

(what the F is a DROBERT)


I need Sig Pic Help!!
LT Rooster

[BaJaPaNtY]

New Jersey!! Hey, we're open till 3:00am!!

**Lito**

[kate]

Home of the highest avg household income in the US.


Hey Rooster, droberts is right about that!

Reproduced from the New York Times, Aug. 7, 2001:

<a href="http://home.dal.net/katekool/nj_affluence.htm" target="new"><b>A Tight Call As New Jersey Celebrates Its Affluence</b>
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Read it and weep ;)

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[Captain Rooster]

Kate,
Drobert he may be right but - But he still has to live in that shit stankin', toxic waste flowin', NY wanna be'n, uncle fuckin' state!

oooh it's true it's true --- it's damn true woooooooooooooooooooo

I go to Kane college - ha ha
LT Rooster

[kate]

ps: it's <b>Kean</b> College.

- Jersey Girl

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[Captain Rooster]

Kate - you love breaking my balls and i love you for that

I like KANE college because Fezzy used Kane's WWF intro song last night when refering to Kean(Kane) college

NJ - wise-ass capitol of the US

I go to Kane college - ha ha
LT Rooster

[kate]

Rooster - ohhh, I didn't know it was Kane's intro song. Now I get it. We can all learn from each other here on rf.net.

<i><b>RonFez.net:</b> Kind of like home schooling.</i>

Anyway, what can I say -- there's something about your balls that just makes me wanna break 'em. ;)

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[Captain Rooster]

Kate - you bet, that's because they are BRASS BALLS woooooooooo!!!

Welcome to Strong Island - Birth Place of the Brass Balled LT Rooster!

must post...must post...must post...
LT Rooster

[BaJaPaNtY]

NJ - Home of the chick who is secretly banging Psycho Mark :::whisper's:::(Hot Liz)

"Who the F. is Frita"?
**Lito**

[milkman]

Hey Carter Rest stops are the gAY BATH HOUSES OF THE 90'S

[Yalifesamovie]

NJ-at least it's not Delaware!

This post deserves an Oscar-
A ga ga ga!

[radio junkie]

New Jersey- You'll love our rest stop bathrooms.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[Captain Rooster]

NJ - Home of Jimmy Hoffa
NJ - Where fish float!


I look a hell of a lot like DILBERT - damn cubicle
LT Rooster

[skullcrush]

"nj,youll get use too the smell in under a week"

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/skull
pantera made me a cool sig,but i didnt know what to do so PanterA entered my account and got it to work. :)

[jerseyjoe]

Welcome to New Jersey, now go home.
New Jersey- and you thought North Dakota sucked.
New Jersey- 3 straight days without a mob hit.
New Jersey- birthplace of WAWA.
New Jersey- What's a museum?
New Jersey- you don't really want to drink that.
New Jersey- if you fart it will smell better.
New Jersey- most malls per square mile.
New Jersey- go home your house is sinking.
New Jersey- A Turnpike Runs Through It.


Peace

[Mr.Fantomas]

New Jersy- Because all the cool state names were already taken.

New Jersy- Come on, we're not THAT bad.

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See Ya

[Captain Rooster]

NJ - come to the library and see our BOOK!

I look a hell of a lot like DILBERT - damn cubicle
LT Rooster

[lil chicklet]

Newark: when it rains, it makes it's own gravy!?

I met Fez's Canadian fiance

[jerseyjoe]

New Jersey: Not all our rain is acid.
New Jersey: It not only stinks, it's crowded.
Come to Jersey City, you'll wish you were in Newark.
New Jersey: It's like Delaware, only less sophisticated.
New Jersey: Only the immune survive.
New Jersey: We steal New York's sports teams.
New Jersey: You always know which way the wind is blowing.

Peace

[Captain Rooster]

Welcome to Jersey...America's own KABUL

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[blakjeezis]

New Jersey: If we all stand on the shore, maybe it'll break off.
New Jersey: Home of NEW BEIRUT (formerly Asbury Park)New Jersey: We've had Anthrax for years.





White people are so scared of Blakjeezis

[F1Gm3nT]

New Jersey... were like that smelly kid in your class room.

New Jersey... I LOVE NEW YORK.

New Jersey... America's dumpster.

wanna get rid of trash or a dead body Come to New jersey.

New Jersey... hey our clothes has no tax.

New Jersey... home of some of the worst drivers of america.

New Jersey... hey cool movies were directed here.

New Jersey... give us 10 mins and you'll find more than enough sluts

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[Sheeplovr]

NJ last attemt at a slogan

Stop pickin on us please

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[JerseyRich]

New Jersey...a great place to hide if you are wanted by the FBI.

Not me...I just know people...;)

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[reeshy]

New Jersey: How do I get to the Bronx?

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I Look Like This??

[Chet]

New Jersey, when you thought that an entire state couldn't resemble a strip mall, we proved you wrong.

Seriously, I don't think it's that bad, most of America's White Trash can trace their ancestors from there.

New Jersey, a state so bad that it has the asshole and the armpits of the nation. Newark, Trenton and Camden - you guess which is which. (oh, and the unwashed foreskin is Elizabeth, or is it Jersey City, or Maybe Just All of Hudson County)

All kidding aside, besides Princeton, is there really a town there that you could really respect yourself and still live there?

I lost my virginity in New Jersey. I screwed her in FreeHole, er, I mean Freehold.

"But life is short and truth works far and lives long: let us speak the truth" - Schopenhauer

[RF Godfather]

NJ = Why, ask why?

NJ = We're not just SWAMP anymore!

NJ = Best Whores this side of Topeka, Kansas!

NJ = Where's Bon Jovi?

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfmark.jpg
WWFallon continues to impress with this one...

[dicAMan]

NJ: smoke dust, kill cops.

"I ride on the bus into the city everyday, I sit on the seat and I dream my-self away, I dream I'm on an island with that foxy lady too, but when I'm awakin I must be mistaken I'm on 5th avenue"

[JerseyRich]

Rude and Rude....
HEY!!!!

Being that I was born in England and grew up in NJ...I am not sure if I should take offense to all this NJ bashing.
NJ is great....and to all you LI people out there...I suggest you come and visit...you might just find it is a cool place to be.
But here is my NJ motto nevertheless...

New Jersey....Hey! We Got Joe Poo!

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[Rain_Croft]

Newjersey...well it aint iowa :(

Rain,,,,,the freshest male witch around

[CubanRage]

New Jersey...Maybe Six Flags will bring you here.

New Jersey...Not just for guidos.

New Jersey...the taint between New York and Pennsylvania

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The Cuban Rage...On top of the Food Chain

[CubanRage]

New Jersey...Maybe Six Flags will bring you here.

New Jersey...Not just for guidos.

New Jersey...the taint between New York and Pennsylvania

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The Cuban Rage...On top of the Food Chain

[The Belcher]

NEW JERSEY: AT LEAST WE DIDN'T VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON

Belcher

______________________________Go to my crank calling website at www.mp3.com/TheBelcher. You'll love it, I'm an A-Hole!

[TheGameHHH]

LOL....NJ...at least our senators are respected!


IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

[Mad Dogg]

New Jersey...at least our girls dance naked.

PEACE!

[Tall_James]

"New Jersey - If you've got the bodies - we've got the swamps to dump 'em in."

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[TOC]

NJ - You better run!
NJ - "Shithole" is an understatement
NJ - Cmon, all your friends are doing it.
NJ - We don't got taxes. Take that!
NJ - The purest women around (Hehe, that'll get them damn New Yorkers to come... Bill! Don't paint that on the sign! Whoops, sorry).

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[furie]

i just felt the need to top this

NJ: Come watch the fish desintergrate

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[Knocked]

Al Dukes is a pussy!



That head gear-throwing twad f-tool wad sucking douche chill varment frog bastard,,,,,,,,,,,

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Seeya!

[DarkHippie]

NJ: smell the yam bag!
NJ: oddly zenlike
NJ: new york's storage bin
NJ: "let's go get a slice"


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living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

[cheezeemee]

New Jersey:
We have a town named Dunellen nobody else does!

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[Kewlkat]

K I know I'm gonna get slack/flack for this 1: NJ-Home of the Loosers

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[Jackie Sloan]

Welcome to NJ - keep movin' or regret it forever!






Here comes the obligatory Directors' shot...EGOMANIAC!!

[scorpion]

Welcome to New Jersey. Now get the f$%* out.

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Now I'm starvin

[chefpitt]

This is a state where people go to a landfill next to a turnpike that's on fire on alternate weekends to cheer a team from New York.


Shoot first
Then ask Questions........

[Yerdaddy]

"Dr. Kevorkian's waiting room."

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[jrSpivey]

NJ- yes we have to use cum to get our hair to do that.

NJ- where there is free parking at the beach but atleast 5 bucks to touch the sand.

NJ-where you go to a phish show and they force you to go south even though you need to go north and the next exit to turn around has 20 local cops (illegal pulling people for drug searches)

NJ- where we shit on your constitutional rights.

NJ- where it is free to get in but cost you $5 to leave.

NJ- where our cops don't just look like natizis they are.

NJ-where our championship teams parade around our parking lot.

NJ- welcome to jersey city home to the most post op. transexuals.

NJ- welcome to hell.

[Untitled]

New Jersey, if you're lookin for the devil, check the governor's mansion.

I'm Untitled

[asburynut]

New Jersey: Home of NEW BEIRUT (formerly Asbury Park)New Jersey: We've had Anthrax for years.

Watch it man, I'm in an Asbury Park restoration group and trust me it'snot gona be some American Beriut in 2008. And anyway, there was a city resident recently who heard a guy say, "God damnit, this is fuckin' Beriut!" on a street corner. That man is now recovering from a split eyeball and a shattered skull.

And NJ isn't just oil refineries and traffic jams. Log onto www.weirdnj.com and see why not

Later,
asburynut

[newport king]

New Jersey- We got crazy fucks like asburynut.

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[asburynut]

I'm not crazy, lol......
What I wrote, well, I wasn't kidding. Shit like that happens sometimes.

Jersey really isn't that bad. At least we're not New Yaawwwwkaz...lol. There's a couple of bad towns but that's it. We aren't killed daily or in the mob so I don't know what the fuss is about. But I have to admit, Hudson County is a shithole. But as long as you don't think i'm crazy, I'm cool with you.

I'm 11 years old. I ain't kidding.

Later,
AsburyNut

[newport king]

Hudson County is a shithole

watch it homie, thats my home turf.



I'm 11 years old. I ain't kidding.

sexy.

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[JustJon]

I'm not crazy, lol......
What I wrote, well, I wasn't kidding. Shit like that happens sometimes.

Jersey really isn't that bad. At least we're not New Yaawwwwkaz...lol. There's a couple of bad towns but that's it. We aren't killed daily or in the mob so I don't know what the fuss is about. But I have to admit, Hudson County is a shithole. But as long as you don't think i'm crazy, I'm cool with you.

I'm 11 years old. I ain't kidding.

Later,
AsburyNut

Damn, that's one hell of a new motto!

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[Furtherman]

New Jersey - Children roam the internet freely.

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[asburynut]

Kate,
Drobert he may be right but - But he still has to live in that shit stankin', toxic waste flowin', NY wanna be'n, uncle fuckin' state!

oooh it's true it's true --- it's damn true woooooooooooooooooooo

I go to Kane college - ha ha
LT Rooster

Fuck you you dicksucking cockmaster! You slut! I'm an 11 year old kid from Jersey and you piss me off! Jersey isnt this shitholio that you fucks think it is! And this goes for everyone putting Jersey down. So you can suck it hard you drunk. Jersey is better than New YAAWWWWWWK....asshole. They more like wanna be us! Kiss my ass!

You're a jackass......

[mikeyboy]

asburynut -

Personal attacks are not permitted. Cut the crap.

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[Katylina]

Duke has competition.

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[JustJon]

asburynut -

you're also attacking people for what they wrote 2 years ago. They're not even here to read it anymore.

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[Furtherman]

asburynut - turn off your computer, go outside, walk around, find a clue. See ya in 10 years.

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...with thanks to JustJon

[DarkHippie]

I thought his name was Cadburynut and now I'm starvin'

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[grlNIN]

Fuck you you dicksucking cockmaster! You slut! I'm an 11 year old kid from Jersey and you piss me off! Jersey isnt this shitholio that you fucks think it is! And this goes for everyone putting Jersey down. So you can suck it hard you drunk. Jersey is better than New YAAWWWWWWK....asshole. They more like wanna be us! Kiss my ass!

You're a jackass......





Gwennys got a boooooooooooooooyfriend!!!!

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