Best thead ever?

[Heavy]

Often I see a thread and think it may be the best thread in rf.net history. Its a shame only 10 spaces are available as there are many more threads deserving to be added to this list. Whats YOUR favorite thread ever?

Some of these had to be shortened to fit.

This message was edited by johneewadd on 7-17-03 @ 4:41 PM

[Snoogans]

ill write in vote for the upcoming thread i make to talkin about how johneewadd is such an ass

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Heavy]

Thanks for being coherant

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[Snoogans]

yea wow i did fuck that up pretty bad. but you still know what it means

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Heavy]

I actually have no idea what it means.

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[Snoogans]

it means i dont like you. you add nothing good, you say dumbass things like the car accident thing to alice, and your named after a pole smoking pron star. just YUCK

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Heavy]

Alright first off, the shift key: Use it.

Secondly, I dont usually use alot of tact when I post and I'm not overly concerned with how people see me. The people (person) I've met in real life liked me just fine and thats what matters to me. You on the other hand can continue to think about and talk bad things about me at board events for the next 10 years. I dont care.

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[reeshy]

Johnee,
you forgot the bestest thread of them all- The Long Story Thread!!!!!!

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[Snoogans]

2 things johnee, i dont think about you or talk about you ever off the board, that would be the last thing i thought about. 2, you said your self you fuck around on the board. you think im not. you think i actually hate someone i dont know. i just dont like you on here. your posts are just annoying. i dont know, dont let it consume your thoughts though

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Heavy]

you forgot the bestest thread of them all- The Long Story Thread!!!!!!

Like I said reeshy, some real gems had to left off the list.

Seriously Snoogy, you need remedial english and writting lessons. I cant comprehend half of what you said and I didnt care about the other half. If you feel the need to explain yourself better, which I hope you don't, you should PM me so you dont confuse everyone else on the board with your stupidity.

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[Snoogans]

Seriously Snoogy, you need remedial english and writting lessons. I cant comprehend half of what you said and I didnt care about the other half. If you feel the need to explain yourself better, which I hope you don't, you should PM


im glad you finally got the point that this is a board game. and btw dickhead, this isnt an essay. ask me to write something on the civil war and my grammar will be proper. have me type something as fast as i can on a message board and ill choose to leave out some puncuation and some capital letters. and also, if your gonna give english lessons on the board, you got alot of fuckin work to do. and if you wanna be touchy, its not that you cant comprehend, its you can't comprehend. where is your puncuation dick

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Tall_James]

Best thead ever?

Definetly. Best "thread" ever? Not a chance in hell.

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[Snoogans]

thank you tall james, show this idiot that everyone, including his own dumbass, doesnt speak proper english on this, or any other message board ive ever seen

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Heavy]

"Thead" is obviously a typo. Snoogy try to follow the simple board rule of not taking threads off topic.

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[Snoogans]

you took the thread off topic by goin on this rant about how bad my grammar is. your in the bad grammar hall of fame and your gonna lecture someone on it. i dont care, it doesnt matter, let it go and i wont have to post here. then you could get back to whatever gay porn chat you want in here

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Uncle Smokey]

Definetly.

Okiedokie

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This message was edited by Gvac on 7-17-03 @ 6:14 PM

[Heavy]

ill write in vote for the upcoming thread i make to talkin about how johneewadd is such an ass

Maybe this was on topic but at first glance it didnt appear to be. I'll have to get a translator fluent in "retardonesse" to break it down for me. Sorry if I wrongly accused you.

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This message was edited by johneewadd on 7-17-03 @ 5:57 PM

[Snoogans]

johnee you can make fun that i fucked up what i was tryin to say, but if you cant get that my original post said im gonna write in my vote for the thread im goin to make that talks about how big an ass you are, then you are the one who is truely retarded

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Heavy]

Good God man, you cant even make sense when youre trying!

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[Snoogans]

lets put it in baby terms for johneewadd. you made a poll and put 10 choices for best thread. i said im gonna vote for the one im about to make that says your an ass. meaning that when i make that, it will be the best thread cause everyone will post about how and why your a dickhead. understand now, it was a joke to call you an ass. now get off it and allow me to stop explaining to you why your dumb

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

This message was edited by Snoogans on 7-17-03 @ 5:58 PM

[Heavy]

Yea thanks for clearing that up you win.you are smarter funnier stronger and make more money then me I am not as smart as you and your posts are great you win and iam dumb and nobody understands me and id love to read you essays because im shure they are really good and you right bad here because you type as fast as humanly possible you win enough in this thread already with you making me look stupid please ok

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[Snoogans]

i cant tell if thats serious or a joke but might be the first thing you've ever said that i laughed at.

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Tall_James]

Johnee, I'm too lazy to check so I will just ask...

Did you personally start each of the threads that you listed above? If not, how many of them did you start?

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[silera]

They're all his.



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[Heavy]

They most certainly are not all mine. I cant believe youd even think that.

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[Snoogans]

the only one i know is johneewadd's for sure is the bad tampon story. i know that has to be about him. and if one of those is about a gay porn star, thats his too cause thats apparently his idol

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg

eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[silera]

Ok.

I didn't search or anything because I prefer yarn.


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[Death Metal Moe]

Yea, sorry Johnee. I vote with Reeshy for "The Long Story Thread" too.

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[Yerdaddy]

Why can't I vote for this thread? Two bad spellers pointlessly battling to the death in an unrelated topic. This is what the internet was created for!

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[Tall_James]

Yea, sorry Johnee. I vote with Reeshy for "The Long Story Thread" too.

Ditto. I hope that thread NEVER ends.

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[reeshy]

Tall James and Moe,
I say we pull an all-nighter and make that thread swell and grow and become turgid all in honor of our very own Johneee!!!!

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[Tall_James]

Tall James and Moe,
I say we pull an all-nighter and make that thread swell and grow and become turgid all in honor of our very own Johneee!!!!

Reeshy...let's take that quote down a gayness level or two, OK?

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[reeshy]

James...than what the hell is that thread all about???...heh!!!!

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[grlNIN]

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[Heavy]

And apparently you miss thread #4 aswell. Cha ching!

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[PanterA]

"That old batch rag"
Not only is it the best thread ever but it's also been qualified for several other nominations:

Most Disgusting Thread

Most Humilliating Thread

and of course

Quickest Thread To Be Requested For Removel

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[Heavy]

Man the votes or all over the place, only 2 threads have yet to recieve a vote.

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[SatCam]

I'm not voting until you add "I have nothing to say".

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[ADF]

I'm going with the "Long Story" thread as well. I particularly enjoy Mr. Wadd's sad attempts to steer the story back on track.

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[Reephdweller]

Long Story Game definitely.

Honorable mention goes to "I have nothing to say" until all forms of originality and funny were completely ripped from it and taken over by retards.

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[DJEvelEd]

this isnt an essay. ask me to write something on the civil war and my grammar will be proper. have me type something as fast as i can on a message board and ill choose to leave out some puncuation and some capital letters. and also, if your gonna give english lessons on the board, you got alot of fuckin work to do.


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B A BA
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BICKI BI BO BU(something like that)


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[DJEvelEd]

Honorable mention goes to "I have nothing to say" until all forms of originality and funny were completely ripped from it and taken over by retards.


On behalf of the retards:It's still fun

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[TheMojoPin]

The "Long Story Thread" is so wonderfully hilarious and adorable, especially since I picture johnee starting it all smiles and proud of himself at having had such a fantastic idea.

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[Heavy]

I picture johnee starting it all smiles and proud of himself at having had such a fantastic idea.

You act like it didnt turn out right

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[TheMojoPin]

It turned out to be the greatest written work of non-fiction in the history of civilized man.

So in that regard...THANK YOU.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Yea but the long story game is still alive...I just have not seen it lately..I think is it on summer hiatus

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[grlNIN]

Yea but the long story game is still alive...I just have not seen it lately..I think is it on summer hiatus



Penguin Books found out what was really going on with Johnees new 'innovative" writing technique.

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[SatCam]

On behalf of the retards:<font color=ADCAD9>It's still fun</font>

You must be the only retard.

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[Death Metal Moe]

On behalf of the retards:


I sort Glass. That's my job.


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[Heavy]

I think whatever thread wins should get 5 stars immediatly. I mean if its the best ever it deserves the stars

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[SatCam]

I think whatever thread wins should get 5 stars immediatly. I mean if its the best ever it deserves the stars

If only threads could get stars...

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[extracheese]

snoogans - your simply an asswipe, who do you think you are being a trouble maker and spouting shit in here? this has always been a friendly place, and johnee has been here forever - with a millions friends. You are a jealous titmouse of a "human" being.

get a life.

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[DJEvelEd]

Satcam, are you just mad that you cant figure out the secret of the "nothing to say" thread. When you learn the truth, it will be your LEAST favorite thread. MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[Heavy]

What, threads cant get stars anymore? hmm

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[skullcrush]

anything that "moshin" wrote was a classic.

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[reeshy]

Skullcrush,
Welcome back, Jarhead!! I missed ya!!!!

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[mikeyboy]

this has always been a friendly place, and johnee has been here forever - with a millions friends.

Wait... Did I read that right?

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[Heavy]

Yea thats right. It's only become fasionable to bash me in recent months.

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[Death Metal Moe]

You and me both mikeyboy.

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[reeshy]

Yea thats right. It's only become fasionable to bash me in recent months.


And fun!!!!! Don't forget fun!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

this has always been a friendly place, and johnee has been here forever - with a millions friends.

Well, whaddaya know? "A millions" people all named "George Glass". Whoulda thunk it?

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[mikeyboy]

"A millions" people all named "George Glass".


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johnee, johnee, johnee!

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[FUNKMAN]

you forgot my "weathercutioner" thread, it's a classic...

actually i just posted it today, but you can use it in your next "Next Best Thread Ever" thread...


by the way, does that executioner cloud scare you?

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[mikeyboy]

by the way, does that executioner cloud scare you?


Yes. Yes, it does. I thought I could avoid it by staying out of that thread, but I was wrong. Thanks, Funkman.

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[FUNKMAN]

Yes. Yes, it does. I thought I could avoid it by staying out of that thread, but I was wrong. Thanks, Funkman.


Thanks Mikey,

i knew it the day i met you, you are alright...you are like one in a dozen or so...

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[skullcrush]

reeshy,howudoin? hey i never really left.i just use a government comp. now.so the only time i can get on this sight is strange times.seems the core dont like me using their stuff to talk about...well if you know me,you know what i talk about.gotta go now the president is calling on line one.

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