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HBox
07-19-2003, 08:51 AM
I saw Lewis Black perform at Great Adventure last night, and I have never had more respect for him as a performer. Everything that could have gone wrong did go wrong. He was performing in the "Showcase Theater" which is basically a glorified circus tent. It is right nest the The Chiller and Freefall, so every couple of minutes we would hear a whoosh that would obscure what he was saying. His opening line was classic: "It's always been my dream to perform in a tent under a rollercoaster."

He withstood the that first distraction. The second came about ten minutes into his profanity laced act when he noticed a bunch of young kids sitting in the first row to his right. He went over there and said something to the kids. But he went on, profanity and all.

Then once the rollercoaster shut down thunderstorms rolled in. So instead of gearing a rollercoaster every couple minutes we heard much louder rolls of thunder. To top that off a monsoon rolled in that produced a constant umbrella sound hitting the tent. And as if that wasn't enough, the tent sprung a leak and started dripping on the stage, right next to Lewis. After the 100th roll of thunder, the best moment of the night happened. He just had it and lit up a cigarette on stage. Then some old lady usher comes running down and tells him to put it out. His line: "I feel like I'm 15 again."

Despite all that it was a great show. The crowd loved it too, except the people who had children there who were horrified.

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Tall_James
07-19-2003, 09:03 AM
Despite all that it was a great show. The crowd loved it too, except the people who had children there who were horrified.

These are the parents who should be submitted to mandatory sterilization. It's their own damned fault for not knowing anything about the preformer and bringing their kids in regardless. Morons.

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who6489
07-19-2003, 09:26 AM
And these are probably the same parents that would say to their kids when they curse
"Where did you hear that?!"

MORONS!!
:p

Take it easy Clarky

Miss Dolores Haze
07-19-2003, 10:31 AM
I was there also last night. I knew that the turn out really wasn't for him but rather because someone was peforming. Someone actually thought acrobats would be performing. It did give a warning that explicit material would be performed but people are retarded and do not read signs. I did see his same routine back in April for Columbia's Bacchanal but he's always funny. The added bonus was that he was flipping out because of the leak.
.............but hey "where are all my 5 year olds at?"

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HBox
07-19-2003, 10:40 AM
"Oh my God! He said 'vagina' at an amusement park!"

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sickofitall
07-19-2003, 01:52 PM
i hope he fires his booking agent

ya skin head crack head

HordeKing1
07-19-2003, 07:43 PM
Lewis Black is my second favorite commedian of all times. His material and delivery are killer. A consumate performer and professional.

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Heavy
07-19-2003, 09:07 PM
I gotta agree with hk, Dice is still the King

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