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Ressiccan
07-20-2003, 02:39 PM
I want to be a Big Ass Card holder. How do I get one?? The link on homepage is dead.
mikeyboy
07-20-2003, 02:43 PM
Don't hold your breath. It's pretty much impossible to get one now.

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Ressiccan
07-20-2003, 02:47 PM
That just SUCKS!!!



This message was edited by Ressiccan on 7-20-03 @ 6:47 PM
reeshy
07-20-2003, 02:47 PM
Write to Al Dukes c/o Blink- I hear he's got shoeboxes full of them under his desk!!!

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SatCam
07-20-2003, 03:09 PM
Take a picture of a big ass, glue it to your Driver's License, and hold it. Vuala! You are a BigAss Card Holder

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Death Metal Moe
07-20-2003, 04:23 PM
Send me a 50 and I'll pull some strings.

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Snoogans
07-20-2003, 04:24 PM
send me 20 and ill give ya mine

Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal

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SatCam
07-20-2003, 04:52 PM
Do me some sexual favors and I'll see what I can do.

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mikeyboy
07-20-2003, 05:01 PM
Do me some sexual favors and I'll see what I can do.


Not even waiting to find out whether Ressiccan is male or female? Atta boy, SatCam.

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Ressiccan
07-20-2003, 05:45 PM
Write to Al Dukes c/o Blink- I hear he's got shoeboxes full of them under his desk!!!

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I would actually consider that if I thought for a SECOND that I would actually get a reply....
Ressiccan
07-20-2003, 05:49 PM
Take a picture of a big ass, glue it to your Driver's License, and hold it. Vuala! You are a BigAss Card Holder

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Ressiccan
07-20-2003, 05:50 PM
Send me a 50 and I'll pull some strings.

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Give me an address...
Ressiccan
07-20-2003, 05:53 PM
Do me some sexual favors and I'll see what I can do.

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Once again, all I want is a Big Ass Card. Dont need to hear about your sexual pef. Keep it in the closet cowboy...
FUNKMAN
07-20-2003, 05:54 PM
Not even waiting to find out whether Ressiccan is male or female? Atta boy, SatCam


and what's a Ressican... i'm thinking ressurection and peurto rican, maybe ressurection and pelican?

i'm seriously curious...

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Death Metal Moe
07-20-2003, 05:58 PM
Give me an address...


123 Fake St.
Springfeild, USA

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SatCam
07-20-2003, 06:00 PM
You didnt have to quote everyone in different posts... there's a thread viewer at the bottom of the page. Copy and past quotes

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Ressiccan
07-20-2003, 06:04 PM
You didnt have to quote everyone in different posts... there's a thread viewer at the bottom of the page. Copy and past quotes

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Thanks for the info!
yarpwizard
07-20-2003, 07:33 PM
I'm putting my 2 cards on Ebay...check it out.

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Melrapuo
07-20-2003, 07:57 PM
and what's a Ressican... i'm thinking ressurection and peurto rican, maybe ressurection and pelican?

i'm seriously curious...

how about a russian mexican?

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keithy_19
07-20-2003, 08:06 PM
I have one...and let me tell you something...that card in my wallet reminds of when things were fun...and if anyone is like me...i wouldn't give you that card for anything in the world...well maybe a bag of cookies...good cookies...

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HordeKing1
07-20-2003, 08:23 PM
YARPWIZARD - If you really put it up on e-bay post the link. It would be fun to read the description of this collectors item.

By the way - cards under 500 are avialable for the low low clearance price of $100.

Cards below 2000 can be yours for the one time price of $20.

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FUNKMAN
07-20-2003, 08:24 PM
how about a russian mexican?


now that's just nutty

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hubdog4200
07-21-2003, 01:35 AM
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The numbers not too low cause i was lazy getting it but ill tell you something I wouldnt give it up for shit casue it means something to me in a
BIG A.S.S. way.

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TheTotalOne
07-22-2003, 08:56 PM
i apllied for a big ass card on september 11, 2002 and i never received mine
mdr55
07-22-2003, 09:01 PM
I won't give away my Big Ass Card...........but if you want a Sports guys union sticker maybe.
Bob Impact
07-22-2003, 09:29 PM
I won't give away my Big Ass Card...........but if you want a Sports guys union sticker maybe.


Now come on... nobody wants that.

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Death Metal Moe
07-22-2003, 09:34 PM
I won't give away my Big Ass Card...........but if you want a Sports guys union sticker maybe.



I still have mine. Never put it on my car. I liked those guys.

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Heavy
07-22-2003, 11:07 PM
You can have my B.A.C when you pry it from my dead hands

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Cybersoldier
07-22-2003, 11:12 PM
big ass cards: the new collector's item

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BarbieGirl
07-23-2003, 06:08 PM
YARPWIZARD - If you really put it up on e-bay post the link. It would be fun to read the description of this collectors item.



A few months ago when a few people posted that they wanted a card, I said that I had an extra card that I would send to the first person who PM'd me. Nobody took me up on my offer. After seeing the post about ebay, I figured it might be fun to actually do it and see if there is any interest out there. If you want to check it out, here's the link:
Big Ass Card On Ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3338870622)

p.s. no matter how small or large the winning bid is, I promise that it will go to the "big sexy" fund, if the day comes that "big sexy" might need help from us. ;)

This message was edited by BarbieGirl on 7-26-03 @ 3:21 AM
East Side Dave
07-23-2003, 06:58 PM
I want to be a Big Ass Card holder. How do I get one?? The link on homepage is dead.



The link on the homepage is just sleeping, Ruffles. To get a card you need a time machine and if you get one could you give me a ride to the 800's because I heard Dark Age chicks are loose; but not as loose as Victorian Age chicks! RRRRRRroooowwwl, yowza's; now that's loose, Ruffles!

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