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french bread pizza
07-21-2003, 05:45 AM
so i'm about 2 months pregnant.

i'm starting a pool to guess the father.


okay no seriously i know the father, i live with him. yes i'm keeping the baby. it's not the best situation i've been in but it's not a trajedy either. no it wasn't planned, no i'm not getting married just yet. i don't believe in getting married because you're having a child. although i would have liked to be married before i had a child i'm going to deal with this the best i can.

i've thought about my options and this is my decision. i'll have some critics but i'm prepared for that...

i'm happy except for the morning sickness that is more like nonstop sickness.

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SuperClerk
07-21-2003, 05:49 AM
Best of luck to you Frenchy. I hope everything works out well for you.


If it's a girl, are you going to name her Mira?

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Hosp
07-21-2003, 05:50 AM
Congratulations and good luck. I'm sure if you need it you know where to look for some extra support.

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mikeyboy
07-21-2003, 05:53 AM
Congratulations and good luck. It will definitely be hard at times, but being a parent is incredibly rewarding.

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french bread pizza
07-21-2003, 05:58 AM
i just may name her mira...or clare i've thought about also... we'll see

thanks hosp i do love knowing i can always get support here

and i'm looking forward to it mikeyboy



oh yeah and on a side note..my 22nd birthday is next thursday :-D

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This message was edited by french bread pizza on 7-21-03 @ 10:01 AM

Tall_James
07-21-2003, 05:59 AM
Congratulations and good luck. It will definitely be hard at times, but being a parent is incredibly rewarding.

I couldn't have said it any better. Best of luck to you.

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silera
07-21-2003, 06:08 AM
If you need anything at all, I can help.

Congratulations.


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Bill From Yorktown
07-21-2003, 06:33 AM
best of luck. My wife had to live on apples and plain bagels for almost 2 months - then the sickness stopped and she was ravenous (especially for red meat - no comments).

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fatty
07-21-2003, 06:39 AM
fantastic news, i wish you all the luck in the world.
too bad ron and fez aren't here and we could have the big ass night of frenchie's baby birth.

alright that might not of worked anyways but congradulations kiddo

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fluffernutter
07-21-2003, 06:42 AM
I just want to wish you the best of luck and hope for a healthy beautiful baby to be born. Cheers!

Kindest Regards, Your Fluff

Aggie
07-21-2003, 06:45 AM
Congrats Frenchie, it takes courage to do that but I'm sure you will have so much joy also. You know how much everyone here loves and supports each other so take advantage.

Yeah it will be hard but look at it this way, you're going to be the HOTTEST mom out there. You and Silera are classic MILF's.

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french bread pizza
07-21-2003, 07:12 AM
oh yeah yeah i didn't even think of that...i'm going to be a milf now...w00tw00t..hehe

thanks arelis i'll def be asking for some advice from you


the messed up part about the sickness is that i'm also craving everything and anything...i want to eat so bad but i feel sick all the time..

anywho i really hope i can see ron and fez soon i miss them bunches. and i can't wait till they hear the news..i'll have to e-mail ronnie right now


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gone
07-21-2003, 07:23 AM
congrats hunny.. if you ever need a babysitter or a nanny let me know. you're going to be a wonderful mother!

**muah** good luck

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NurseMira
07-21-2003, 07:45 AM
I am speechless...

I really don't know what to say...

I keep staring at the computer screen like it's going to talk back to me...

I am happpy, sad, confused and most of all...I am proud of you....

Frenchy, email me when you can...I lost all my information on my buddy list and address book when I got hacked.








right on

Reephdweller
07-21-2003, 07:54 AM
Congratulations and best of luck to you and the baby. No doubt it's not easy having and raising a child, but you have a great group here that will support and comfort you always.

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FUNKMAN
07-21-2003, 07:59 AM
Congratulations!

And Best Of Health!

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McNabbShouldDie
07-21-2003, 08:17 AM
congratulations and i hope for a safe, problem free birth. best of luck and again, congrats!

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JerseyRich
07-21-2003, 08:17 AM
Congrats!
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french bread pizza
07-21-2003, 08:26 AM
thanks for the good wishes everyone..i hope i don't need them but yes i'm scared and worried.

i'm going to be a mommy. :-o

mira i just e-mailed you with the digits...


and thanks for the meaningless photo rich

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silera
07-21-2003, 08:36 AM
That's the MILF from American Pie.


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ChrisTheCop
07-21-2003, 08:41 AM
I hope this doesnt mean we wont be seeing you on the 26th! Anywho--congrats K!! Guess it's time to change your mod quote--not that youre not still adorable or anything, but maybe a woman throwing up...or something. The best thing about being pregnant is you can still eat for two, but now no one will think it odd. Best of luck fbp!

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IrishAlkey
07-21-2003, 08:43 AM
You're having a bagel bite!

Now I'm starvin'.

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West Side Claire
07-21-2003, 08:46 AM
Wow, you are the third person in three days who is pregnant!!
Congrats!!
And as for her name...


I just may name her mira...or claire


Claire...hmmm...now THAT is a fantastic name if ever I've heard one.
Good luck fellow frenchy.

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furie
07-21-2003, 08:47 AM
Best of luck to you frenchy!

i'm starting a pool to guess the father.


i must be a horrible person, because that made me laugh out loud.

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jocefus
07-21-2003, 08:54 AM
congrats... best of luck to u and the baby...

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Katylina
07-21-2003, 09:02 AM
Wow- good luck with your pregnancy. You'll do just fine!

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Artemis
07-21-2003, 10:24 AM
I am very happy to knowing this. Is the baby a boy or girl? Are you named him bagel bites? If you are needing baby sitter I can help, I sitting for my baby brother. Hes' 5. Mabye they can be best friends. Good luck with the birthing.

StupidGirlllll
07-21-2003, 10:31 AM
Congradulations FBP, Best of luck to you..Sleep now cause later on you may not be able too!!!
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grlNIN
07-21-2003, 10:34 AM
Do you take the yellow bus to school?



POT! POT!...come in pot, this is the kettle talking.


edit:
Frenchy Congratulations, I hope the best for you and yours.
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Lisa Croft
07-21-2003, 10:40 AM
Do you take the yellow bus to school?
Didn't everyone take the yellow bus?

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Heavy
07-21-2003, 10:47 AM
Well FBP now youve really done it. Congrats and no drugs in the system for the next.....oh, rest of your life. But in any case I smell the first RF.net big ass baby shower coming up in about 3 or 4 months. Wheres JustJon on making this official!!

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Artemis
07-21-2003, 10:48 AM
Ladys I am plenty of man to go around. Please dont fight for me argenteana. Do any of you look like Britney Speers or Gwen Steffany?

Tall_James
07-21-2003, 10:52 AM
POT! POT!...come in pot, this is the kettle talking.


Fucking hilarious !!!!! :)

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RageCage
07-21-2003, 10:55 AM
Ladys I am plenty of man to go around. Please dont fight for me argenteana. Do any of you look like Britney Speers or Gwen Steffany?



This guy is my new favorite message board character. Never stop posting.

ps. Congratulations Frenchie!

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PanterA
07-21-2003, 11:02 AM
WOW!
I'm happy to here that this is a good thing.

Congrats to you and the father, and I hope you give birth to a beautiful healthy baby.

If it's a boy will you name him Bobby?

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Doogie
07-21-2003, 11:08 AM
Frenchie, congratulations on the news. But remember that the child will change everything, for both better and worse. You of course know where to turn when ya need advice and what not. Wont be to me for I have no uterus, but there are others here with one who are more than willing to assist you...


i must be a horrible person, because that made me laugh out loud


No, it sounded pretty funny to me too. Two people cant be horrible if they agree

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grlNIN
07-21-2003, 11:12 AM
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french bread pizza
07-21-2003, 11:22 AM
BACK TO ME STRAIGHT GIRLS!!



i'm glad someone acknowledged my joke..finally...;-)

and yes i know i have been drug and alcohol free since i found out and i have no desire to do it..okay maybe i do have a little desire but i know for sure i won't harm my baby....

big ass baby shower sounds peachy to me....;-)


no i don't know what it is yet like i said i'm only 2 months


and alkey made a funny ...way to go daddy ;-)



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PanterA
07-21-2003, 11:27 AM
and alkey made a funny ...way to go daddyYeah if you look the new board retard made the same joke. Alkey should be proud.

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Fallon
07-21-2003, 12:13 PM
Congratulations Frenchie!

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nycenice
07-21-2003, 12:49 PM
congrats frenchy! good luck with the sickness hopefully it all gets better from here on

IrishAlkey
07-21-2003, 12:51 PM
Yeah if you look the new board retard made the same joke. Alkey should be proud.


He only said it cuz I said it.

"Those" people like to imitate.

Can I have the drugs you won't be doing for the rest of your life?

<3

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NurseMira
07-21-2003, 01:51 PM
If you're going to name your child after me...just to let you know....my full name is Miriana


you like?

or Mira is just fine.

I think I have told you that I have always wanted to name my daughter Kristina. I think I told you when we first met, actually.

I just hope you don't tip over! You are so tiny!

Just do me a favor...please be one of those sexy moms-to-be...PLEASE do not start wearing you boyfriends jeans and t-shirts. I know maternity-wear is expensive but I am sure you can work around that. You always dressed cute.



LOVE YOU








right on

silera
07-21-2003, 02:01 PM
Baby doll dresses are great maternity clothes.
I also really liked the wide leg stringy pants and turtlenecks in the winter.

No skirts because they look really bad when you have no waist. No jeans because they make your cooch hot. Spandex leggings are awful as well, especially if you only put weight on in the middle and then you look like an M & M character.



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Heavy
07-21-2003, 02:07 PM
Ok now lets say she feels more comfortable wearing that stuff. She should have to hate herself even more becuase she thinks everyone is thinking she looks like an M&M character?

Great.

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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samnyc
07-21-2003, 02:36 PM
that whipped cream finally caught up to you huh?

Tall_James
07-21-2003, 02:44 PM
2 words....shorty overalls. so hot.

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Tall_James
07-21-2003, 03:08 PM
She should have to hate herself even more becuase she thinks everyone is thinking she looks like an M&M character?

Do you get paid for being an asshole? Because by now you should be able to retire based upon volume.

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SatCam
07-21-2003, 03:44 PM
Congrats Frenchy, good luck with the next many greuling months!!

Hope your baby doesnt have 5 legs and 3 pussys (but that'd be pretty hot) ;p ;p

Anyway, if it's a boy, name him Kevin in honor of me and MojoPin

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Reephdweller
07-21-2003, 03:55 PM
Is the baby a boy or girl? Are you named him bagel bites?


I think it's time to crown a new Golden Gimp Award.
And I agree, he/she/it is also my favorite new board character. LAL

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Heavy
07-21-2003, 03:58 PM
Do you get paid for being an asshole? Because by now you should be able to retire based upon volume.

You misunderstood. Go back and read it again.

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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Disúgrunútled
07-21-2003, 04:06 PM
Congratulations Frenchy! When you see those eyes staring into yours for the very first time you will know what true happiness is. I wish you all the best.

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HordeKing1
07-21-2003, 04:40 PM
K - Best of wishes and hopes.

You'll be a great mother.

The baby will be lucky to have you as a mother.

BTW, I think it's great that you chose not to marry just b/c you're pregnant. When and where and if are up to you.


i'll have some critics but i'm prepared for that...

We all love you. No critics allowed here.

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ThePointer
07-21-2003, 04:57 PM
Congratulations on the approaching mommyhood Frenchie . You will be a great Mom. just think only 7 more months before a wonderful and joyous happening. No one should critizize you for your decisions.

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TheMojoPin
07-21-2003, 06:27 PM
If the baby goes "LAL" instead of crying when it gets spanked by the doctor, trust me, throw it back in.

SatCam is a genius.

Frenchie, we've never even come close to meeting, but enjoy motherhood and all my best wishes. And don't ever...EVER...everevereverevereverever let the kid join an online message board. EVER.

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SatCam
07-21-2003, 06:37 PM
SatCam is a genius.

Finally, some recognition.
But it's not gonna happen... Ron if it's a boy, Fez if it's a girl

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jamesdiggy
07-21-2003, 06:38 PM
Frenchie- Congrats on being a mommy. I wish you and yours endless health and happiness. And don't forget to post PICS when your breasts swell.(Someone had to say it) :confuse:

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ADF
07-21-2003, 06:41 PM
Is the father a Sicilian?

Congratulations, m'dear. Have a healthy one.

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JustJon
07-21-2003, 06:56 PM
Wheres JustJon
Right here.

Congrats Frenchie. May your first child be a masculine child.



BACK TO ME STRAIGHT GIRLS!!
And really, isn't every thread, post and reply about you anyway?

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EffMeBoobs
07-21-2003, 06:56 PM
Congrats Frenchie. I wish you a happy and healthy pregnancy and a beautiful healthy little baby. If you ever need any advice or help, as you get ultrasounds, I'm here to answer any questions.

Oh and ADF, I'm sure that made her puke all over the keyboard.


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ADF
07-21-2003, 07:26 PM
May your first child be a masculine child.


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Friday
07-21-2003, 07:49 PM
OMG.....holy crap!

Congrats sweetie.....I can't help you at all since I have no clue about the chitlins....but I can offer my support and best wishes. And someone to sing the lil' one to sleep on occasion when he/she finally comes into the world!

Love you!

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IrishAlkey
07-21-2003, 08:47 PM
Now I have an excuse to rub your belly that doesn't involve my peni...

Alright, I've said too much.

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billyio
07-21-2003, 08:50 PM
Here I am in the middle of a fierce thunderstorm, endangering my puny, vulnerable 1998 Compaq to wish someone who doesn't have a clue who the hell I am congrats. Still, its worth it considering what I've heard of ya on the radio,and read from your assorted board posts, I think you'll be a great Mom who will pick all the boogers out of her child's nose, and do all those other precious motherly moments with a natural grace. Best of luck and happiness!

See Ya!

Cybersoldier
07-21-2003, 08:51 PM
congrats frenchie, I wish you all the luck in the world in being a future parent. You will make a great parent and I hope everything works out

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Heavy
07-21-2003, 09:22 PM
I wish you all the luck in the world in being a future.

Ditto and in addition to that i'd like to add that I think you will be a great.

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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TheGameHHH
07-21-2003, 09:35 PM
congrats and best of luck

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french bread pizza
07-22-2003, 05:24 AM
ohhhh you guys are just making my day...everyone is so supportive it's so satisfing!! thank you thank you thank you


and mira..i like your full name too..i told my boyfriend about Mira yesterday and he really liked it but then i told him i did you and he was a little reluctant...miriana is beautiful...we'll see hehehe


and yes i hope to not be wearing horrible clothes...i think pregnant woman are so beautiful especially with their bellys so i hope to be one of those.

thanks for the advice silera i've already realized the jeans thing...

and my bewbies are already growing and i can't fit into any of my bras...and my panties are all riding up my butt...guess it's time for a shopping trip!

thanks effme...i'm sure i will have tons of questions for a big bewbie nurse ;-) also i have to get off the paxil quick like...UGH

thanks for all the well wishes from the people that never met me...we're still all family here...jeez my kid's going to have lots of aunts and uncles...no wait..you all are pervs

oh come on message boards aren't all that bad...as long as alkey is on extended vacation i should be safe..

i'm so happy

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Hosp
07-22-2003, 07:16 AM
and yes i hope to not be wearing horrible clothes...i think pregnant woman are so beautiful especially with their bellys so i hope to be one of those.


Stay Naked, problem solved.

And what's with all of these people positioning to have the baby named after them? You want to have a legacy, go have your own kid. I'm just hoping you'll have the kid in a HOSPital.

And it is smart not just getting married because of this, 10 years and 2 kids later my sister (who harrassed my bro-in-law into marriage when she got prenant with my niece) is running around with a male nurse making life miserable for everyone and putting the kids in awkward situations.

And I'm taking February 15th in the baby pool. 7 1/2 lbs., 26 inches.

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fatty
07-22-2003, 08:19 AM
And I'm taking February 15th in the baby pool. 7 1/2 lbs., 26 inches.


that's one large little boy, he'll be a porn star at age 3. oh you mean height not penis size. i was gonna say that might be pretty rough on frenchy.

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Hosp
07-22-2003, 08:25 AM
All I know is every petite girl I know has huge kids I think my cousin never weighed over 98 pounds in her life and all 4 of her kids were born large.

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Heavy
07-22-2003, 10:15 AM
7 1/2 lbs., 26 inches.

Thats really not "large" for a newborn.

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mikeyboy
07-22-2003, 10:18 AM
Thats really not "large" for a newborn.


It is a tall, skinny kid, though.

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Hosp
07-22-2003, 11:14 AM
Okay, maybe I'm off on the weight and height, but I still say February 15th.

And why are you judging infants sizes Johnny, you sick freak?


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Heavy
07-22-2003, 11:19 AM
I wouldnt go far as to say I'm "judging" infant sizes but rather using the knowledge i have attained as to this matter. Over 8 lbs is consider above avg. 7 1/2 lbs is right where it should be.

And i cant predict the date of birth due to lack of information. I would need to know the date her last menstruel cycle ended to make such a prediction.

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JustJon
07-22-2003, 12:02 PM
And i cant predict the date of birth due to lack of information. I would need to know the date her last menstruel cycle ended to make such a prediction.
She's two months pregnant. Add seven months and guess from there.

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Heavy
07-22-2003, 12:18 PM
Yea, its that cut n dry, o father of none.

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07-22-2003, 04:25 PM
Can we have a pool for Date and Time?

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07-22-2003, 04:42 PM
Not if we dont know the last day of her menstruel cycle.

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mikeyboy
07-22-2003, 04:57 PM
Not if we dont know the last day of her menstruel cycle.


*sigh* As much as it pains me to say this, yes johneewadd, you are correct. To accurately determine the due date, we need to know the dates of her last cycle. However, I don't think you're a doctor, and even if you are, I'm pretty sure you aren't Frenchie's doctor. (If you are, pray for the child). That said, if we're just going to guess at the due date for fun or wagering purposes, we really don't need to know anything about Frenchie's cycle.

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JustJon
07-22-2003, 05:10 PM
Not if we dont know the last day of her menstruel cycle.
Pick a day and hour in February or shut the fuck up.

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silera
07-22-2003, 07:34 PM
I had both my children at 8 months.

Menstrual cycle, dates, etc..., they're born whenever it gets too cramped in there.



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07-22-2003, 08:44 PM
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TooCute
07-22-2003, 09:01 PM
And what's with all of these people positioning to have the baby named after them? You want to have a legacy, go have your own kid. I'm just hoping you'll have the kid in a HOSPital

And I'm sure it will just be too cute!

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07-22-2003, 09:35 PM
you know frenchy i forgot to tell you the other day but we can have both of our kids have play dates now sicne they will be around the same age lol

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07-22-2003, 10:04 PM
ok, i'll come forward....the baby is mine.

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07-22-2003, 10:07 PM
I don't really see how I can make a joke in this thread, so I'll just be going.

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Johnny Fontane
07-23-2003, 05:35 PM
I don't really see how I can make a joke in this thread, so I'll just be going.


Frenchie, remember, don't dangle the baby over the balcony.

Best of luck. You will be a great mom.

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07-23-2003, 05:49 PM
Rawk! Congrats and the best of luck. You're gonna be a great mom.

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07-23-2003, 05:56 PM
and mira..i like your full name too..i told my boyfriend about Mira yesterday and he really liked it but then i told him i did you and he was a little reluctant...miriana is beautiful...we'll see hehehe



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