Girls on the phone

[Furtherman]

Why ladies? Why do you have to talk on the phone all day long to your friends about nothing? (I know not all of you do, but a majority of the female population is in danger of developing ear tumors - big, bloody ear tumors). Especially Mondays. These girls I work with have been on the damn phone all day long talking about who said what to who and who did what to what and who is a bitch and who is a jerk and who is getting chunky and who... you see my point.

I just needed to vent that out.

[jocefus]

because they're women and they can

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hey my man, what it look like

[FUNKMAN]

makes you think about how much of an affect it has on the profit margins of the wireless companies...

there are so many more better things they could do with their mouths

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[Tall_James]

Gotta tell ya, I've listened to way too many cementhead men do the same thing. Usually the conversation goes something like this....

"Hey..what's up?"
"Nothin...what's up with you?"
"Nothin. Where are you?"
"I'm in the elevator."
"Should you be doing that?"
"Sure, I've got plenty of minutes."

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pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street...from my window i'm staring while my coffee goes cold

[FUNKMAN]

honestly, you hit the nail on the head...
:)


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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 7-21-03 @ 5:40 PM

[Furtherman]

cementhead men


You are giving them too much credit calling them "men".

[sr71blackbird]

There is this administrative assistant that works for my department head that must make like 5 times what I make and I swear to God, she exists to inhale the exhaled carbon dioxide of all the other women in the office by speaking to them for hours on end about the most trivial crap.

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[high fly]

They're on the phone practicing up for that convenience store job they're angling for....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[high fly]

They're on the phone practicing up for that convenience store job they're angling for....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[LatinSpiceXoX]

Do we complain when all guys wanna do is bang?

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[Wormwood]

Do we complain when all guys wanna do is bang?


yes, and you never return my calls.

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[Snoogans]

whats wrong with being on the phone. if im interested in a chick i can talk to her on the phone for awhile. they like to yap, so let em yap, if you dont wanna hear it, then i guess you wont be gettin laid

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Reephdweller]

whats wrong with being on the phone. if im interested in a chick i can talk to her on the phone for awhile. they like to yap, so let em yap, if you dont wanna hear it, then i guess you wont be gettin laid



This is so true.

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[high fly]

Do we complain when all guys want to do is bang?

In my case, not when they give it up.
The pleasure is mutual in one, whereas the other tires out jaw muscles and wastes time that could be better spent- yep- you guessed it- banging!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[LatinSpiceXoX]

yes, and you never return my calls.


Sorry, my cellphone battery keeps dieing on me.
;p

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I hate the phone. I like e-mail.

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[Johnny Fontane]

How many times have you heard a girl talking on the phone re-enacting a conversation? She will portray herself as the calm, intelligent voice of reason, and then depict the other person as the ultimate dimwit.

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[Arienette]

How many times have you heard a girl talking on the phone re-enacting a conversation? She will portray herself as the calm, intelligent voice of reason, and then depict the other person as the ultimate dimwit.that's because we are absolutely and completely accurate in these recounts.

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[Katylina]

I hate talking on the phone because I feel it's a waste of precious time. I would rather be reading, going to the gym, or doing an assortment of other activities. I use the phone to make plans for the weekend , and that's it. The new guy I am seeing likes to just sit on the phone and bullshit to hear my voice. I'm always like, "OK I gotta go do this or that now." Call me unromantic, but I would rather spend time with him in person then gab on the phone about nothing. Oh yeah, and fuck the gossip. If it's that exciting Ill send you an email.

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